Official Match Thread S21 R3 Baghdad Bandits vs Fighting Furies at Abdu Prison

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Kermit's Kolumn

kermit has some breaking news!!!!

Awful awful scenes here in Baghdad. Early on Friday morning, merely hours after the Furies qooty team touched down at the Baghdad international airport, we were set upon with an enormous flash flood.

jR8EX4.gif


Cars as well as goats, camels, women and other livestock were all washed away, with locals able to do little to intervene.

At first we were mystified because as it's been about 15 months since it last rained. Had Allah sent another great flood as he did all those centuries ago, when the prophet Noah had built his great ark. Many believed this to be the case.

But not I, Dennis Kermit. This reporter knew better. The water clearly not clean crisp rain water. It was dirty and smelt like B.O.

I followed the source of the rancid water for miles until I discovered the source of this tragedy.

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It was footy_fumbler!!! He'd seen the Baghdad team sheet. He'd seen who his opponent was.

The forecast for Sunday is even more flash flooding, however the liquid is expected to be thicker, browner and have an even more offensive smell.

DK out.
 
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Kermit's Kolumn

kermit has some breaking news!!!!

Awful awful scenes here in Baghdad. Early on Friday morning, merely hours after the Furies qooty team touched down at the Baghdad international airport, we were set upon with an enormous flash flood.

jR8EX4.gif


Cars as well as goats, camels, women and other livestock were all washed away, with locals able to do little to intervene.

At first we were mystified because as it's been about 15 months since it last rained. Had Allah sent another great flood as he did all those centuries ago, when the prophet Noah had built his great ark. Many believed this to be the case.

But not I, Dennis Kermit. This reporter knew better. The water clearly not clean crisp rain water. It was dirty and smelt like B.O.

I followed the source of the rancid water for miles until I discovered the source of this tragedy.

0RL5WN.gif


It was footy_fumbler!!! He'd seen the Baghdad team sheet. He'd seen who his opponent was.

The forecast for Sunday is even more flash flooding, however the liquid is expected to be thicker, browner and have an even more offensive smell.

DK out.

TL;DR The furies attacked the Bandits with ass piss?
 
What is this... I don't even...

Well the flash flooding was diarrhea from footy fumbler. I was just providing a short and sweet sticky summary.
 
Kermit's Kolumn

kermit has some breaking news!!!!

Awful awful scenes here in Baghdad. Early on Friday morning, merely hours after the Furies qooty team touched down at the Baghdad international airport, we were set upon with an enormous flash flood.

jR8EX4.gif


Cars as well as goats, camels, women and other livestock were all washed away, with locals able to do little to intervene.

At first we were mystified because as it's been about 15 months since it last rained. Had Allah sent another great flood as he did all those centuries ago, when the prophet Noah had built his great ark. Many believed this to be the case.

But not I, Dennis Kermit. This reporter knew better. The water clearly not clean crisp rain water. It was dirty and smelt like B.O.

I followed the source of the rancid water for miles until I discovered the source of this tragedy.

0RL5WN.gif


It was footy_fumbler!!! He'd seen the Baghdad team sheet. He'd seen who his opponent was.

The forecast for Sunday is even more flash flooding, however the liquid is expected to be thicker, browner and have an even more offensive smell.

DK out.


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Kermit's Kolumn

kermit has some breaking news!!!!

Awful awful scenes here in Baghdad. Early on Friday morning, merely hours after the Furies qooty team touched down at the Baghdad international airport, we were set upon with an enormous flash flood.

jR8EX4.gif


Cars as well as goats, camels, women and other livestock were all washed away, with locals able to do little to intervene.

At first we were mystified because as it's been about 15 months since it last rained. Had Allah sent another great flood as he did all those centuries ago, when the prophet Noah had built his great ark. Many believed this to be the case.

But not I, Dennis Kermit. This reporter knew better. The water clearly not clean crisp rain water. It was dirty and smelt like B.O.

I followed the source of the rancid water for miles until I discovered the source of this tragedy.

0RL5WN.gif


It was footy_fumbler!!! He'd seen the Baghdad team sheet. He'd seen who his opponent was.

The forecast for Sunday is even more flash flooding, however the liquid is expected to be thicker, browner and have an even more offensive smell.

DK out.
Boy oh boy. That's funny weather you get over there in Baghdad.:$
Lucky that the Furies provide our own weather wherever we play. :)
 
Kermit's Colon

kermit has some breaking news!!!!

Awful awful scenes here in Baghdad. Early on Friday morning, merely hours after the Furies qooty team touched down at the Baghdad international airport, we were set upon with an enormous flash flood.

jR8EX4.gif


Cars as well as goats, camels, women and other livestock were all washed away, with locals able to do little to intervene.

At first we were mystified because as it's been about 15 months since it last rained. Had Allah sent another great flood as he did all those centuries ago, when the prophet Noah had built his great ark. Many believed this to be the case.

But not I, Dennis Kermit. This reporter knew better. The water clearly not clean crisp rain water. It was dirty and smelt like B.O.

I followed the source of the rancid water for miles until I discovered the source of this tragedy.

0RL5WN.gif


It was footy_fumbler!!! He'd seen the Baghdad team sheet. He'd seen who his opponent was.

The forecast for Sunday is even more flash flooding, however the liquid is expected to be thicker, browner and have an even more offensive smell.

DK out.



EFA

Hehehehe i touched you up.
 

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Not the only thing you'll be touching up this week.

Worried I'll steal your spot?

I touch everyone's colon that's how I make the best Gooch Juice.
 

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