Rodney Dangerfield
Doesn’t matter
?????? I thought it was a race?Chicks love it when you finish second.
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?????? I thought it was a race?Chicks love it when you finish second.
Its not a problem when good time management is involved.That's a myth. They really like it when you finish up so they can go to sleep
?????? I thought it was a race?
Exactly.2-4-6-8 blow your load, don't wait?
Kermit's Kolumn
kermit has some breaking news!!!!
Awful awful scenes here in Baghdad. Early on Friday morning, merely hours after the Furies qooty team touched down at the Baghdad international airport, we were set upon with an enormous flash flood.
Cars as well as goats, camels, women and other livestock were all washed away, with locals able to do little to intervene.
At first we were mystified because as it's been about 15 months since it last rained. Had Allah sent another great flood as he did all those centuries ago, when the prophet Noah had built his great ark. Many believed this to be the case.
But not I, Dennis Kermit. This reporter knew better. The water clearly not clean crisp rain water. It was dirty and smelt like B.O.
I followed the source of the rancid water for miles until I discovered the source of this tragedy.
It was footy_fumbler!!! He'd seen the Baghdad team sheet. He'd seen who his opponent was.
The forecast for Sunday is even more flash flooding, however the liquid is expected to be thicker, browner and have an even more offensive smell.
DK out.
What is this... I don't even...
Kermit's Kolumn
kermit has some breaking news!!!!
Awful awful scenes here in Baghdad. Early on Friday morning, merely hours after the Furies qooty team touched down at the Baghdad international airport, we were set upon with an enormous flash flood.
Cars as well as goats, camels, women and other livestock were all washed away, with locals able to do little to intervene.
At first we were mystified because as it's been about 15 months since it last rained. Had Allah sent another great flood as he did all those centuries ago, when the prophet Noah had built his great ark. Many believed this to be the case.
But not I, Dennis Kermit. This reporter knew better. The water clearly not clean crisp rain water. It was dirty and smelt like B.O.
I followed the source of the rancid water for miles until I discovered the source of this tragedy.
It was footy_fumbler!!! He'd seen the Baghdad team sheet. He'd seen who his opponent was.
The forecast for Sunday is even more flash flooding, however the liquid is expected to be thicker, browner and have an even more offensive smell.
DK out.
Boy oh boy. That's funny weather you get over there in Baghdad.Kermit's Kolumn
kermit has some breaking news!!!!
Awful awful scenes here in Baghdad. Early on Friday morning, merely hours after the Furies qooty team touched down at the Baghdad international airport, we were set upon with an enormous flash flood.
Cars as well as goats, camels, women and other livestock were all washed away, with locals able to do little to intervene.
At first we were mystified because as it's been about 15 months since it last rained. Had Allah sent another great flood as he did all those centuries ago, when the prophet Noah had built his great ark. Many believed this to be the case.
But not I, Dennis Kermit. This reporter knew better. The water clearly not clean crisp rain water. It was dirty and smelt like B.O.
I followed the source of the rancid water for miles until I discovered the source of this tragedy.
It was footy_fumbler!!! He'd seen the Baghdad team sheet. He'd seen who his opponent was.
The forecast for Sunday is even more flash flooding, however the liquid is expected to be thicker, browner and have an even more offensive smell.
DK out.
Kermit's Colon
kermit has some breaking news!!!!
Awful awful scenes here in Baghdad. Early on Friday morning, merely hours after the Furies qooty team touched down at the Baghdad international airport, we were set upon with an enormous flash flood.
Cars as well as goats, camels, women and other livestock were all washed away, with locals able to do little to intervene.
At first we were mystified because as it's been about 15 months since it last rained. Had Allah sent another great flood as he did all those centuries ago, when the prophet Noah had built his great ark. Many believed this to be the case.
But not I, Dennis Kermit. This reporter knew better. The water clearly not clean crisp rain water. It was dirty and smelt like B.O.
I followed the source of the rancid water for miles until I discovered the source of this tragedy.
It was footy_fumbler!!! He'd seen the Baghdad team sheet. He'd seen who his opponent was.
The forecast for Sunday is even more flash flooding, however the liquid is expected to be thicker, browner and have an even more offensive smell.
DK out.
See, this is quality arse piss right here.EFA
Hehehehe i touched you up.
Nah, princey put in a request to stay away from Cody_ - he smells worse than footy_fumbler.Looks like poor old princey has fallen from favour, going from CHF to HBF. Everybody else gets a promotion. More chance to score goals.
Good to see footy_fumbler around, permeating his bullshit, and indoctrinating a sense of failure and inadequacy to the new Furies.
Is that the type of failure that seez us being the REIGNING PREMIERS?Good to see footy_fumbler around, permeating his bullshit, and indoctrinating a sense of failure and inadequacy to the new Furies.
Not the only thing you'll be touching up this week.EFA
Hehehehe i touched you up.
Pretty much, but a word of advice, don't bag the burkha.
Burqa. That could have you suspended.
Not the only thing you'll be touching up this week.