Official Match Thread S21 Round 14 - Coney Island Warriors vs East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[Sterge]

VS

A battle between a team who gets on with the business of signing players and a team that just gets trolled by them. One team flying near the top and the other teetering on the edge of missing finals and having their whole experiment blow up in their faces. Many things in the SFA are prewritten and acted out according to the script and this match will be no different, expect the warriors to phone it in and the Hawks to fail misserably

Stergebet Odds

Hawks $2.45
Warriors $1.25

Warriors -27.5 $1.92
Hawks +27.5 $1.92

Stergebet Exotics

DapperJong North Korea references

over/under 6.5 $1.92

*Captains, please submit your team sheet under the heading official team sheet by 11:59pm AEST Thursday*

 

[DapperJong]

you started it

 

[Wosh]

you started it

Someone is a bit obsessed with you I think..and it aint me for a change!

 

[DapperJong]

Someone is a bit obsessed with you I think..and it aint me for a change!

 

[Wosh]

#wazzas4lyf

 

[Smoooothy]

yay, new week!

 

[HawkAussie]

I heard that the Coney Islands might not exist in 2017.

 

[Karnezis_13]

I feel unreasonably confident, on literally zero basis, that this is one of those games Qooty throws to the borderline top 8 side.

Helps that I haven't lost to these guys since R6 S18.

 

[pantskyle]

Well for what it's worth we are traveling as terribly as a side can. We are quite an average QOOTY side currently.

I don't think we can win. How could we possibly snap a long losing streak to hopefully stay in the 8 against such a quality side?

 

[Biggie]

Oh shit.

The sim hate us.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Well for what it's worth we are traveling as terribly as a side can. We are quite an average QOOTY side currently.

I don't think we can win. How could we possibly snap a long losing streak to hopefully stay in the 8 against such a quality side?

*winks.

No, really, I wish I could make that happen. You've cooled another club

 

[toxic]

Who's playing finals

 

[pantskyle]

*winks.

No, really, I wish I could make that happen. You've cooled another club

I begged the Hawks not to sign me, I begged them!

 

[larrikin]

#wazzas4lyf

Don't go stealing our gimmick.
#retakingthehash
#geauxhawks

 

[Wosh]

Don't go stealing our gimmick.
#retakingthehash
#geauxhawks

Sorry but we're gonna take your cake and we're gonna eat it too
#gateauxwarriors
#thestreakquel
#hawkward

 

[pantskyle]

Sorry but we're gonna take your cake and we're gonna eat it too
#gateauxwarriors
#thestreakquel
#hawkward

It's a shit cake made from shit, you're welcome to scoff it down.

 

[larrikin]

Sorry but we're gonna take your cake and we're gonna eat it too
#gateauxwarriors
#thestreakquel
#hawkward

You can have the cake

#justleavethehash

 

[Biggie]

I just had cake.

And by cake I mean chicken and salad

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

They have chicken and salad cakes these days?

****ing crazy kids

 

[pantskyle]

They have chicken and salad cakes these days?

******* crazy kids

What a time to be alive.

 

[Biggie]

You haven't lived.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Another game? Already??? Fudge.

Ritual sacrifice is definitely back on the agenda.

 

[zackah]

How could we possibly snap a long losing streak to hopefully stay in the 8 against such a quality side?

You can't.

Forfeit the qooty and whilst you are at it, forfeit your WAGs and throw in a HAB for Wooshette for our amusement.

 

[Brown Bottle]

VS

A battle between a team who gets on with the business of signing players and a team that just gets trolled by them. One team flying near the top and the other teetering on the edge of missing finals and having their whole experiment blow up in their faces. Many things in the SFA are prewritten and acted out according to the script and this match will be no different, expect the warriors to phone it in and the Hawks to fail misserably

Stergebet Odds

Hawks $2.45
Warriors $1.25

Warriors -27.5 $1.92
Hawks +27.5 $1.92

Stergebet Exotics

DapperJong North Korea references

over/under 6.5 $1.92

*Captains, please submit your team sheet under the heading official team sheet by 11:59pm AEST Thursday*

If the Warriors are at $1.25 the Hawks should be something like $3.75. Please frame your markets with some sort of consideration for those of us who are foolish enough to play them!

#getstuffedwarriors

 

[Sterge]

If the Warriors are at $1.25 the Hawks should be something like $3.75. Please frame your markets with some sort of consideration for those of us who are foolish enough to play them!

#getstuffedwarriors

Players/officials can't bet on the qooty , 1 year ban if caught.

Also sterge bucks aren't actually worth anything