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Official Match Thread S23 Second Preliminary Final: Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Dragon Island
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He's also developed a wonderfully artistic rhythmic gymnastic routine. If only he could stop his semi-pubed aggot from popping out and saying hello mid-pirouette.
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Except without the muscle mass.anna bolic style eh?
Here's Haro post-workout this morning.
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Bit of light reading for training this week.
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True story. When I first sat MrsCoach down to tell her I had been diagnosed with testicular cancer, she was in shock. Afraid, angry, confused, sad, she broke down in tears, distraught and trembling, the first thing she said was...
"All those moles you ****ed before meeting me, infected your dick hole!"
It was so cute!
Have you also got you testicle implant booked ?
I don't spit goat semen for the Bombers sadly.
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I just like crashing weddings and groping the bride. Go out with style and all that.It was delicious friend and Ill admit - much better wake up call than covfefe
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Thats camel saliva for extra flavour.
Strangely erotic when you're belting put Total Eclipse Of The Heart in front of 1000 strangers.
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Narrator: Trust_in_sps thinks to himself... Now its lunch time and the rest of my team mates could finally get down to the training track (been here since 430am myself and had time to practice my speech to the lads)
Guys, before the coach gets here lets all stretch before your training........Do you know what we need to do this weekend guys ?? 2 more games to go before we can start to even THINK about sitting down and resting.
There is only one guy that has showed us what to do, let’s look over this great man and his accomplishments to spur us on. I am not sure if you know this guy but there was this guy called T 800. He was just your average run of the mill cybernetic human with a powerful metal endoskeleton who just wanted to put in his hours in the factory and went home. No, the higher ups had other plans for this tireless worker who is dedicated to his job. They sent him back in time to kill the mother of the little boy who caused the machines great stress. Because in the future John Conner was able to rise up and defeat the poor defenseless machines. John sent back his best friend to look after his mother…who only ended up banging her anyway and in turn became Johns Conner’s Father in the process….oooo…… Anyway t800 is a bit new to killing and kills every Sarah Conner in the phone book..wrong….Kyle and Sarah get arrested; some shrink says Kyle is a fruit cake. T800 was listening to NWA **** the Police and decided to kill every cop in the police station looking for Sarah. They escape and steal a car and make pipe bombs…then have sex. T800 now getting smarter kills Sarah’s mother and mimics her voice in an impromptu gender bending scene, but he triangulates them and chases them... They flee again in another stolen car and Kyle gets shot..Sarah assaults our hero t800 and he falls off his bike, and she crashes. T800 decides enough is enough and steals a big tanker truck. But John’s dad slips in one of those pipe bombs..Blows up the truck, but t800 has only lost his awesome external layer of living tissue. Sarah and Johns Dad run to a factory. John’s dad by this stage has bled out all his intelligence and puts a pipe bomb in t800 abdomen and blows our hero in half. But did you think that stopped him?? no…he kept pursuing Sarah and it only took a drill press to crush t800 for him to finally stop. John’s dad dies Sarah doesn’t care and records voice tapes whilst driving.
The machines not happy with the t800 destruction and thwarting their plans decide to send back an even better machine the t1000- who was a mimetic polyalloy – that gave it the ability to take on the shape and appearance of almost anything it touches, as well as knives and other stabbing weapons. However John decided that the t800 sent to kill his mom was a far far better alternative to superior technology. John decided his 56K modem was better than NBN basically. But this is where our Hero the t800 comes into his own. Sure he was a good bad guy, but he is now a great good guy. Gun and roses blasting in the background, n John and his red headed thief mate steal money and escape on a motorbike with t800 whilst being chased by a …truck…anyway John rescues his mum from a mental ward with t800 and they decide to kill the guy who invented the Dyson vacuum etc. They find out where he is and pay him a visit. He dies and shit gets exposed and our hero t800 with John and Sarah escape once more. They are chased again by this t1000 guy to a steel mill. Where he is blow in half after smashing to pieces before falling into a vat of hot metal. Our hero wins in the face of adversity once more. Sarah decides she will Kill Johns dog I mean t800 by lowering him into the steal as well to prevent any future issues………
…….yeah that didn’t work. The machines send back another machine a t – X to take out John.. Although unbeknownst to them, Sarah is dead and john is living a hippy lifestyle. The machines are trying to send a statement that their female terminators are better than their male ones but ultimately…they are doomed..Because John again foresees this and sends back a modified t800 – the …..Wait for it….t850. We learn John has a future wife who hates his guts, mainly because she is a toffy nosed spoilt brat with money and John is a hobo eating smegma edge lord. They meet up at a vet late at night cos john likes animal drugs but are rescued just in time. T850 has a necrophilia urge and digs up Sarah Conner’s body…but her coffin was filled with guns. Lots of people get shot but these 3 escapes. John’s future wife’s old boozer of an old man is responsible for skynets operations and is a bit of a dick about it all. It gets activated...because…reasons…the t850 battles with the t-x but is no match initially. John tells the t850 to shut down and he does. They escape again. But are chased by the t-x. The t850 makes a dramatic return by crashing his helicopter into the t-x's helicopter crushing her.He then uses one of his fuel cells as an explosive device sacrificing himself to save these stupid kids. Anyway Judgment day happens anyway and there was never a way to stop it. But let’s not forget the sacrifices and heroics out good friend t800 have overcome to this point……
… some aussie bloke on death row signs his body over to some crack pots after he dies..we later learn this is the first stages of terminator testing and Skynet happens….John Conner in the future blows up some base that lets this aussie go walkabouts to LA. Some nerd discovers some code in the signal…there is a kill list..No one knows john’s best friend who is younger than him is also his father yet…but they do now…. People work out this Aussie is a t800 in disguise and befriend him eventually and help John Conner blow up a Skynet facility. The t800 breaks in, connects to the pc disabled defences…it speaks to the dad of Skynet..Lets everyone know that they planned all this and will kill everyone. The t800 programs himself a conscience and deletes the interface and assists fighting off evil t800s. Conner demands the good Aussies heart and he gives it to him.
….John not done with the evil robots launches a final offensive. But Skynet activate a time machine and sends an evil t800 back to kill Johns Mother…Sarah Conner and Kyle Rees who himself volunteered to travel back in time to protect Johns mother and kill the evil t800. Sarah already having watched the first movie decides to reprogram t800 and call him pops. Kyle arrives and fights the evil t1000 and catches up for a drink with Mum and pops. And lets them know they also created a time machine. But they go to 2017 and not 1997. John appears and rescues them…Skynet had a rebranding and name change and is now more popular as ever. This john is a fake and is a …t3000. They plan to destroy the mainframe…During an airborne chase, pops (friendly t800) dive bombs into the t3000 helicopter (again) causing it to crash. They both survive..duh.. Bombs are planted…pops traps t3000 in a magnetic field. Both are destroyed and he sacrifices himself once again…pops was hurled into some bucket..Bombs go off. Pops reappears but is now upgraded to a t1000.
Mid credits you learn that Skynet is still active.
So you see, no matter what happens gameday, steel yourself and understand the sacrifices the T800 has made. His relentlessness pursuing of the subjects – ultimately winning and then selfless sacrifice for his mates when it was all won.
Guys, before the coach gets here lets all stretch before your training........Do you know what we need to do this weekend guys ?? 2 more games to go before we can start to even THINK about sitting down and resting.
There is only one guy that has showed us what to do, let’s look over this great man and his accomplishments to spur us on. I am not sure if you know this guy but there was this guy called T 800. He was just your average run of the mill cybernetic human with a powerful metal endoskeleton who just wanted to put in his hours in the factory and went home. No, the higher ups had other plans for this tireless worker who is dedicated to his job. They sent him back in time to kill the mother of the little boy who caused the machines great stress. Because in the future John Conner was able to rise up and defeat the poor defenseless machines. John sent back his best friend to look after his mother…who only ended up banging her anyway and in turn became Johns Conner’s Father in the process….oooo…… Anyway t800 is a bit new to killing and kills every Sarah Conner in the phone book..wrong….Kyle and Sarah get arrested; some shrink says Kyle is a fruit cake. T800 was listening to NWA **** the Police and decided to kill every cop in the police station looking for Sarah. They escape and steal a car and make pipe bombs…then have sex. T800 now getting smarter kills Sarah’s mother and mimics her voice in an impromptu gender bending scene, but he triangulates them and chases them... They flee again in another stolen car and Kyle gets shot..Sarah assaults our hero t800 and he falls off his bike, and she crashes. T800 decides enough is enough and steals a big tanker truck. But John’s dad slips in one of those pipe bombs..Blows up the truck, but t800 has only lost his awesome external layer of living tissue. Sarah and Johns Dad run to a factory. John’s dad by this stage has bled out all his intelligence and puts a pipe bomb in t800 abdomen and blows our hero in half. But did you think that stopped him?? no…he kept pursuing Sarah and it only took a drill press to crush t800 for him to finally stop. John’s dad dies Sarah doesn’t care and records voice tapes whilst driving.
The machines not happy with the t800 destruction and thwarting their plans decide to send back an even better machine the t1000- who was a mimetic polyalloy – that gave it the ability to take on the shape and appearance of almost anything it touches, as well as knives and other stabbing weapons. However John decided that the t800 sent to kill his mom was a far far better alternative to superior technology. John decided his 56K modem was better than NBN basically. But this is where our Hero the t800 comes into his own. Sure he was a good bad guy, but he is now a great good guy. Gun and roses blasting in the background, n John and his red headed thief mate steal money and escape on a motorbike with t800 whilst being chased by a …truck…anyway John rescues his mum from a mental ward with t800 and they decide to kill the guy who invented the Dyson vacuum etc. They find out where he is and pay him a visit. He dies and shit gets exposed and our hero t800 with John and Sarah escape once more. They are chased again by this t1000 guy to a steel mill. Where he is blow in half after smashing to pieces before falling into a vat of hot metal. Our hero wins in the face of adversity once more. Sarah decides she will Kill Johns dog I mean t800 by lowering him into the steal as well to prevent any future issues………
…….yeah that didn’t work. The machines send back another machine a t – X to take out John.. Although unbeknownst to them, Sarah is dead and john is living a hippy lifestyle. The machines are trying to send a statement that their female terminators are better than their male ones but ultimately…they are doomed..Because John again foresees this and sends back a modified t800 – the …..Wait for it….t850. We learn John has a future wife who hates his guts, mainly because she is a toffy nosed spoilt brat with money and John is a hobo eating smegma edge lord. They meet up at a vet late at night cos john likes animal drugs but are rescued just in time. T850 has a necrophilia urge and digs up Sarah Conner’s body…but her coffin was filled with guns. Lots of people get shot but these 3 escapes. John’s future wife’s old boozer of an old man is responsible for skynets operations and is a bit of a dick about it all. It gets activated...because…reasons…the t850 battles with the t-x but is no match initially. John tells the t850 to shut down and he does. They escape again. But are chased by the t-x. The t850 makes a dramatic return by crashing his helicopter into the t-x's helicopter crushing her.He then uses one of his fuel cells as an explosive device sacrificing himself to save these stupid kids. Anyway Judgment day happens anyway and there was never a way to stop it. But let’s not forget the sacrifices and heroics out good friend t800 have overcome to this point……
… some aussie bloke on death row signs his body over to some crack pots after he dies..we later learn this is the first stages of terminator testing and Skynet happens….John Conner in the future blows up some base that lets this aussie go walkabouts to LA. Some nerd discovers some code in the signal…there is a kill list..No one knows john’s best friend who is younger than him is also his father yet…but they do now…. People work out this Aussie is a t800 in disguise and befriend him eventually and help John Conner blow up a Skynet facility. The t800 breaks in, connects to the pc disabled defences…it speaks to the dad of Skynet..Lets everyone know that they planned all this and will kill everyone. The t800 programs himself a conscience and deletes the interface and assists fighting off evil t800s. Conner demands the good Aussies heart and he gives it to him.
….John not done with the evil robots launches a final offensive. But Skynet activate a time machine and sends an evil t800 back to kill Johns Mother…Sarah Conner and Kyle Rees who himself volunteered to travel back in time to protect Johns mother and kill the evil t800. Sarah already having watched the first movie decides to reprogram t800 and call him pops. Kyle arrives and fights the evil t1000 and catches up for a drink with Mum and pops. And lets them know they also created a time machine. But they go to 2017 and not 1997. John appears and rescues them…Skynet had a rebranding and name change and is now more popular as ever. This john is a fake and is a …t3000. They plan to destroy the mainframe…During an airborne chase, pops (friendly t800) dive bombs into the t3000 helicopter (again) causing it to crash. They both survive..duh.. Bombs are planted…pops traps t3000 in a magnetic field. Both are destroyed and he sacrifices himself once again…pops was hurled into some bucket..Bombs go off. Pops reappears but is now upgraded to a t1000.
Mid credits you learn that Skynet is still active.
So you see, no matter what happens gameday, steel yourself and understand the sacrifices the T800 has made. His relentlessness pursuing of the subjects – ultimately winning and then selfless sacrifice for his mates when it was all won.
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You should be captain of your team - much better effort than that bloke who said he was done and gave up....You are still upset about a result from weeks ago... I like that.
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