Official Match Thread S24 R6 - Alberton Swamprats v Geelong Gumbies at Alberton Oval

[Noobz0r]

Well yesterday i had to again rescue the trampoline from the next door neighbours during all that hail. I did it in shorts with a flu. The missus called me an idiot, ShaunDuggan called me tough and my body said **** you, have a ****** back for a day....

Oh no you don't, that trampoline is mine!

 

[philreich]

Might be warmer at Alberton...bloody cold here ... how you surviving this week?

It's been colder than a Mick Malthouse stare today.....

 

[Butler]

Anything interesting like AntBear resign happen today?

I've been busy hanging out with Owen all day. The dude is annoying and no one wants him around but he's actually heaps more fun to have around than Ant Bear

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Anything interesting like AntBear resign happen today?

I've been busy hanging out with Owen all day. The dude is annoying and no one wants him around but he's actually heaps more fun to have around than Ant Bear

Not yet but there's still time left today

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Anything interesting like AntBear resign happen today?

I've been busy hanging out with Owen all day. The dude is annoying and no one wants him around but he's actually heaps more fun to have around than Ant Bear

Not as yet however

#benchantbear is on and #sackgolumless is going to begin as well

 

[Dingster]

It's worth noting at this point that the last 3 people to try a coup against me were all walled up in an abandoned coke oven.

Do you have room for Ant Bear?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Do you have room for Ant Bear?

If he doesn't, #sackgolumless might be on the cards and #benchantbear as well for that matter.

 

[Golumless]

Lies. You jump ship to another club before anyone gets a chance.

#turncoatflog

Xox

Nope. I'm well versed in beating down coups on top of being a turncoat flog. That variety keeps it fresh for me.

Do you have room for Ant Bear?

I'm sure one of them has some space left.

 

[Dingster]

I'm sure one of them has some space left.

I don't care what they say about you. I reckon you're alright.

 

[Ant Bear]

Remember all those games you won when Golly and I were at the club?

#nocoincidence #thedifferences

Yeah, nah. We were 2-5 last season...same as what we'll be in 12 days

 

[Ant Bear]

We were on more benders than the Collingwood brat pack back when you were playing. Was still fruitless. So we decided to tone it back under the guidance of Ant Bear and look where thats got us..... 0 hangovers, 0 wins and 0 criminal charges.

So guess what? We are going on the biggest ******* bender since the Hangover trilogy.

Expect a loss this week. A big one.

#sackantbear too for making us not drink copious amounts of alcoholic beverages.

I don't know about you, but ShaunDuggan has been out on the p1ss with us...

 

[Dingster]

Yeah, nah. We were 2-5 last season...same as what we'll be in 12 days

We better be!

 

[Ant Bear]

It's worth noting at this point that the last 3 people to try a coup against me were all walled up in an abandoned coke oven.

They were climate change deniers?

 

[Ant Bear]

Do you have room for Ant Bear?

I'm sure one of them has some space left.

But I believe in climate change. It's on my bucket list, right next to underwear change.

 

[philreich]

Yeah, nah. We were 2-5 last season...same as what we'll be in 12 days

Yep: to quote that wise old saying that I just made up, "It's never over until Amanda Vanstone sings."

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I don't know about you, but ShaunDuggan has been out on the p1ss with us...

The 1 could be replaced with a few different letters, all of which sound like something ShaunDuggan would do.

Meow.

 

[SM]

Get ****ed campaigners.

 

[Ant Bear]

Get ****** campaigners.

How would you like us to get ****ed, sir?

 

[SM]

How would you like us to get ******, sir?

Oh shit we're playing your mob this week? **** his.

 

[Ant Bear]

Oh shit we're playing your mob this week? **** his.

Solid reading of thread title.

 

[philreich]

I was never good at history when I was at school. But when I told the teacher that the reason why I struggled so much with the content was because it all happened before I was born, he just laughed at me!!!!

Further to my earlier comments, I also had trouble with geography. One day, a test question read, "What is the capital of Australia?" Evidently the answer is NOT, "$1.50."

 

[Noobz0r]

But I believe in climate change. It's on my bucket list, right next to underwear change.

Holy shit a double quote. Are you okay? What has happened?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I'm sorry I left, we can still be together providing you come to the Gumbies.

No sir, I don't like it.

The Geelong Gumdirewolves that is.

I think I'd prefer a Warriors-Dragons merged rep team and that is saying something.

 

[Ant Bear]

Holy shit a double quote. Are you okay? What has happened?

Had to keep it in context!

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Get ****** campaigners.

And hello to you too my good sir.