Official Match Thread S25 1st Preliminary Final: East Side Hawks vs Sin City Swamprats at Waverley Park

[miggs]

Bbq pork buns are decent.

 

[miggs]

Neither of us should hold our breath then...

I tried that once. Lucky Mrs Miggs cut me down or I’d be the SFA’s Michael Hutchence

 

[TheCoach16]

As the nicest rookie of this season, I will refrain from telling you how I really feel

Don’t hold back. I can take it...

Not really. I’m super sensitive and don’t respond well to criticism. Please remain nice.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Just wanted to pop my head in and wish both sides good luck for the weekend...

Who am I kidding?! Swamprats, smash these uneducated, unwashed, uncultured, biscuit eating, hay stacking, cousin *******, hick, dullard mother ******s!

Not you, miggs . You’re ok.

Go Rats!

Well well well if it isn't Mr September. Shouldn't you be picking fights in your match thread this week


Oh wait...……...

 

[TheCoach16]

That's almost as heartwarming as being offered the last dumpling on your plate.

There’s never a “last” dumpling on my plate. I usually just sort of lift the plate to my mouth and inhale...

 

[sataris]

Remember to keep your leg straight, too.

That's not my leg.

 

[miggs]

Don’t hold back. I can take it...

Not really. I’m super sensitive and don’t respond well to criticism. Please remain nice.

Show me you love me and throw patient doctor confidentiality out the window and tell me about your creepiest patient.

I’m dying to know what made that ****stick sportsmaniac89 into the whinging **** we see today

 

[TheCoach16]

Well well well if it isn't Mr September. Shouldn't you be picking fights in your match thread this week


Oh wait...……...

I guess when you’ve won a couple of premierships, you feel a little entitled to go where you please. You know what it’s like...





Oh wait...

 

[sataris]

I do it for all of you on the swans board. Especially Bedford

All the sex I'm having, is for the swans board. Especially you.

 

[philreich]

Oh shit, this is gonna be messier than the Swamprats B&F night

Is that even possible?

 

[miggs]

All the sex I'm having, is for the swans board. Especially you.

Only coz your staring at my nipple while you do it.

 

[miggs]

Is that even possible?

You have a known sexual predator as your avatar. What next? Noobz0r in your signature?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I guess when you’ve won a couple of premierships, you feel a little entitled to go where you please. You know what it’s like...





Oh wait...

Patience grasshoper

 

[TheCoach16]

Show me you love me and throw patient doctor confidentiality out the window and tell me about your creepiest patient.

I’m dying to know what made that ****stick sportsmaniac89 into the whinging **** we see today

Normally I wouldn’t do this. But I do love you, so here goes...

The Filth Wizard is my creepiest patient. It’s gut wrenching to watch him talk of his exploits, as he licks his lips, and squirms in his seat. Sweaty and nervous, with that ****en unbearable twitch he has, and that thing he does with his hands...

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Show me you love me and throw patient doctor confidentiality out the window and tell me about your creepiest patient.

I’m dying to know what made that ****stick sportsmaniac89 into the whinging **** we see today

Oi. Settle Miggsy. Sporty is alright.

 

[miggs]

Normally I wouldn’t do this. But I do love you, so here goes...

The Filth Wizard is my creepiest patient. It’s gut wrenching to watch him talk of his exploits, as he licks his lips, and squirms in his seat. Sweaty and nervous, with that ****en unbearable twitch he has, and that thing he does with his hands...

Pugsly will do that to even the strongest of minds. Plz don’t judge him

 

[miggs]

Oi. Settle Miggsy. Sporty is alright.

Sorry

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Sorry

It's ok Miggsy. I'll always love you more.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

That's not my leg.

My good lord man!! How do you fair in the bitter cold of winter!?!

 

[miggs]

It's ok Miggsy. I'll always love you more.

I’ll return to the board one day.

When RW finally lets me back.

All the overtime he was clocking up moderating me was wearing the poor bugger down.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Normally I wouldn’t do this. But I do love you, so here goes...

The Filth Wizard is my creepiest patient. It’s gut wrenching to watch him talk of his exploits, as he licks his lips, and squirms in his seat. Sweaty and nervous, with that ****en unbearable twitch he has, and that thing he does with his hands...

You've broken the hippopotamus oaf you jerk.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Show me you love me and throw patient doctor confidentiality out the window and tell me about your creepiest patient.

I’m dying to know what made that ****stick sportsmaniac89 into the whinging **** we see today

 

[miggs]

Ok my Latina babysitter pr0n has finished buffering I’ll see you guys later on. Xoxoxo

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I’ll return to the board one day.

When RW finally lets me back.

All the overtime he was clocking up moderating me was wearing the poor bugger down.

Lol. I'm here in part because I kept ending up in the bsb too mate.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

OI!!!!!!

Goon is for Furies, Swampies, and Drag Queens - No Hawks allowed!!!!

I'm drinking goon now.