Official Match Thread S25 1st Preliminary Final: East Side Hawks vs Sin City Swamprats at Waverley Park

Who advances to the Grand Final


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Ok my Latina babysitter pr0n has finished buffering I’ll see you guys later on. Xoxoxo
Home movies are always more meaningful.
 

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I'm drinking goon now.

Decoy goon

what you are drinking is kombucha infused with the ball sweat of naturaldumbarse (thanks to fumbles for collection). I was inspired to make it by the wonders, and it will give you the awesome powers of victory that they had
 
I need an outlet. I have to be aware of compassion fatigue. There’s no greater burden that bearing the untold stories of others...

I hear a punching bag might be useful in unloading the pressures that you might be feeling :)
 

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I need an outlet. I have to be aware of compassion fatigue. There’s no greater burden that bearing the untold stories of others...

Then talk about your pro boners. Not the paying custom.
 
Decoy goon

what you are drinking is kombucha infused with the ball sweat of naturaldumbarse (thanks to fumbles for collection). I was inspired to make it by the wonders, and it will give you the awesome powers of victory that they had

Nah, it's De Bortoli Premium Shiraz "Pressings".

Best of the best.
 
Ant Bear im alive and unbanned

I would’ve replied quicker but all these premiership medals are weighing me down these days
That being the case, I'd suggest that it's for your benefit that the Rats ease the burden this week, by ensuring that you're not burdened even further by another medal :).
 
Just wanted to pop my head in and wish both sides good luck for the weekend...

Who am I kidding?! Swamprats, smash these uneducated, unwashed, uncultured, biscuit eating, hay stacking, cousin *******, hick, dullard mother ******s!

Not you, miggs . You’re ok.

Go Rats!
Wanna got the town one night?

Reckon we’d tear it up with feisty attitude and me with my large wang ego
 
You have a known sexual predator as your avatar.
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Reckon you were 2-4 in finals as a Swampie, spook.

And we made the prelim in S20

Season 20... Jeebus, how old am I?

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So much nicer than Children of the Corn

True story, I once saw kids with blonde hair and both there parents had brown eyes, meaning theirs looked black.
Actually thought the Children of the Corn had come for me.

spookjism was the ONLY reason the club survived past S19

Well, at the time I was looking to populate the team with father/son's, so...

I did ring certainly.

Just to let you know, we'll happily welcome you for some motivating words in Grand Final week if the Swamprats knock out the Hawks on Sunday.

You do know that is by some miracle you do win, I coming to the Grand Final in my old Swamprat gear and I will steal the Premiership Cup and take it back to my mancave.
 
That's almost as heartwarming as being offered the last dumpling on your plate.
There's a term for such a comment - I think it's called having a death wish....
 

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Official Match Thread S25 1st Preliminary Final: East Side Hawks vs Sin City Swamprats at Waverley Park

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