Official Match Thread S26 Round 16 Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Aloha Stadium, Honolulu, USA (Dragon Island)

[philreich]

Yay! Congratulations, hope the wedding you went to went well.

Certainly did - very happy occasion.

BTW I had another experience in my younger days. I met a girl at a bar, and I plucked up the courage to approach her. I said to her, "Hi sweetie - I'd give you one." She just looked at me with disdain, and said, "You disgust me - I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on the planet."

Undeterred, I said, "Now settle down fatty - I was simply giving you a score out of 10."

 

[WaynesWorld19]

SarahSmiles these are life lessons, you can base your life around

 

[Ant Bear]

Aaahhh the old Gary Hocking strategy from his WAFL Coaching days

Yeah, it infects a lot of football clubs

Been watching some of the "old" matches (circa early 2000's) on Fox. The game has changed so much in less than 20 years.

 

[I Dont Care]

Certainly did - very happy occasion.

BTW I had another experience in my younger days. I met a girl at a bar, and I plucked up the courage to approach her. I said to her, "Hi sweetie - I'd give you one." She just looked at me with disdain, and said, "You disgust me - I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on the planet."

Undeterred, I said, "Now settle down fatty - I was simply giving you a score out of 10."

Fatty hey? 1 out of 10 hey? I'll take those odds...

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Yeah, it infects a lot of football clubs

Been watching some of the "old" matches (circa early 2000's) on Fox. The game has changed so much in less than 20 years.

The game the last two years, is as good as ever ....but I do agree with the changes, albeit the AFL go in ever growing circles with Ruck Rules ?

 

[ant555]

SarahSmiles these are life lessons, you can base your life around

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[WaynesWorld19]

 

[Ant Bear]

Well, despite being begged, threatened, cajoled and coerced daily for a month, my lawn point-blank refuses to mow itself.

See y'all at bouncedown.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Well, despite being begged, threatened, cajoled and coerced daily for a month, my lawn point-blank refuses to mow itself.

See y'all at bouncedown.

But aren't you married ? ....this is why you get married

 

[I Dont Care]

But aren't you married ? ....this is why you get married

Roundup is cheaper

 

[Ant Bear]

But aren't you married ? ....this is why you get married

No, you get married so you have someone to fetch you a beer while you are slaving away in the hot sun. Then you have children, who you teach to slave away in the hot sun for room and board, and fetch you a beer while doing it.

 

[Ant Bear]

Roundup is cheaper

See "threatened".

Also tried bribery - left a bag of lawn food in full view for a week. Nada.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Roundup is cheaper

But more dangerous to your health ....but that's arguable

 

[WaynesWorld19]

No, you get married so you have someone to fetch you a beer while you are slaving away in the hot sun. Then you have children, who you teach to slave away in the hot sun for room and board, and fetch you a beer while doing it.

Ha ha ....you must have young children .....you're destined for failure on this one

 

[Kirkswan]

I was actually talking about ant555, who plays his 300th game today.

Really? I've got the wrong Ant??? Trust bloody me!

Congratulations ant555! We will win for you! I still really want to play finals...

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Really? I've got the wrong Ant??? Trust bloody me!

Congratulations ant555! We will win for you! I still really want to play finals...

You'll have more success here. Trust me from personal experience; Wonders are shit in finals

 

[Barrybran]

Fatty hey? 1 out of 10 hey? I'll take those odds...

Might want to lay off the whiskeys there, IDC. That's not a whale. That's a dog!

 

[Kirkswan]

If you need to go to the toilet, I'd go now - I wouldn't wait until after lunch.........

Cheers for that completely irrelevant advice...

Won't make much difference ....his bladder is shot

He is a she, and there is nothing wrong with my bladder... and I'll thank you not to comment on my body parts, thank you very much!!!

Kirkswan will slap you for that.

Cheers WFL, if I could reach him I would!

In between toilet stops .....if i can outrun him for 30 minutes .....his bladder will save me

Seriously??? Where are you getting this crap from?

I don't think she'll hold on that long

OI!!! you and Wayne's-World need to get a life and leave my body alone!

Edited: Wrong waynesworld... sorry

 

[I Dont Care]

Might want to lay off the whiskeys there, IDC. That's not a whale. That's a dog!

Aye...but it's blowhole be wet

 

[Kirkswan]

Yes, i'm sincere when i say "it's been a good week" ......well done Swampies & commiserations for today's loss

You're ego is going to take a hell of hit if you lose today...

 

[I Dont Care]

But more dangerous to your health ....but that's arguable

You're not supposed to drink it

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Might want to lay off the whiskeys there, IDC. That's not a whale. That's a dog!

Have a few more drinks....and soon enough you'll see it's a Whale

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

OI!!! you and Waynesworld need to get a life and leave my body alone!

That's the wrong Wayne's-World...

 

[WaynesWorld19]

You're ego is going to take a hell of hit if you lose today...

No more than the 6 out of the last 7 losses .....you get desensitized after a while ....but us Dragons are optimists

 

[I Dont Care]

Have a few more drinks....and soon enough you'll see it's a Whale

...with a wet blowhole. That is what counts