Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Mount Buller Demons vs West Coast Wonders at SFA Park

[Headless]

Was it Dingster? What a stain on a captaincy record.

 

[JT_the_Man]

I don't think that's a thing mate.

Next thing you’ll be telling him that unicorns are real!

 

[manangatang]

Next thing you‘ll be telling him that unicorns are real!

I just walk around shattering dreams and beliefs. It's what I do.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Ooooh - it kinda is on the Wonders.

No, it's not.

The Wonders nominated and advocated for him.

 

[manangatang]

No, it's not.

The Wonders nominated and advocated for him.

So then what happened? Tell us.

 

[Cactus_]

I think it is.

Of course it is. It’s 1% more than 999,999%. Wots so hard to understand about that?

 

[Headless]

It's not on the Wonders at all. Many clubs had him in their side. Was advocated for strongly.

Oh, right. So you're blaming Wonder Ant Bear?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I don't think that's a thing mate.

I think it is.

Mang, if I sold 1 unit of a product one year, and 1,000,001 units the next year, what would be the growth in percentage terms?

 

[JT_the_Man]

So then what happened? Tell us.

I blame @Clod or whatever he’s called now.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Oh, right. So you're blaming Wonder Ant Bear?

No, I'm blaming ADMIN Ant Bear

 

[Dingster]

Tehe. Don't make me laugh.

I think U2tigers should have been All-Sweet FA last season, but that's really on the Wonders. Who was the rep in committee that let that through?

I had Bono in my team. Hell I even had Tarks in my team.

oh hang on that's my S30 team list.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

The thank you will come in the form of an invitation to interview for my "Whatever happened to" series.....

"What ever happened to the guy that did the things that I could never do?"

Finally a media piece from you I would read

 

[manangatang]

Mang, if I sold 1 unit of a product one year, and 1,000,001 units the next year, what would be the growth in percentage terms?

I can't believe you had to think of that example.

In context of how you used it, 1,000,000% is not a thing.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Mang, if I sold 1 unit of a product one year, and 1,000,001 units the next year, what would be the growth in percentage terms?

These Demons love to sell snake oil, don’t they?

 

[Headless]

I blame @Clod or whatever he’s called now.

Kennedy Parker, your name is being linked to the All-Sweet FA fiasco last season.

HEADLESS IS A SNITCH.

 

[manangatang]

No, I'm blaming ADMIN Ant Bear

Who does he play for?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I had Bono in my team. Hell I even had Tarks in my team.

oh hang on that's my S30 team list.

No room for Headless on the bench?

 

[Headless]

These Demons love to sell snake oil, don’t they?

With that type of sales growth, who wouldn't?!

 

[Cactus_]

So then what happened? Tell us.

Unfortunately U2tigers is an unreconstructed sort of bloke. Didn’t get any votes from the feminists and the kombucha drinkers. The whole thing is so political these days.

 

[Dingster]

No room for Headless on the bench?

Non playing LG role

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Who does he play for?

Irrelevant as he is not in the committee as a team rep. The team rep advocated, so it's not our fault.

#semantics #gottaloveem

 

[manangatang]

I had Bono in my team. Hell I even had Tarks in my team.

oh hang on that's my S30 team list.

This isn't really working. In the same thread you're meant to tell us how crap we are, you're actually purporting to steal our players.

If you were Excel you'd have a circular reference error.

 

[U2tigers]

OFFICIAL WONDERS STATEMENT

The Wonders have moved on from the post season that was S28. There is no use dwelling on the past, and all focus is fully towards the goal of a Wonders 6th Premiership.

This is all the club will be saying on this matter...





















Unless of course U2tigers gets shafted in the future and/or Ant Bear gets gifted prime spots over U2Tigers.

The Wonders thank you for respecting their space at this time.​

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I can't believe you had to think of that example.

In context of how you used it, 1,000,000% is not a thing.

Don't @ me with numbers, I am Dustin Hoffman.

 

[manangatang]

Irrelevant as he is not in the committee as a team rep. The team rep advocated, so it's not our fault.

#semantics #gottaloveem

Who recruited Ant Bear?