Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Mount Buller Demons vs West Coast Wonders at SFA Park

[Grand Uncle Horace]

How many premierships have you been a part of?

Golly! The level of inbreeding of Geelong Grammar kiddos has always been subject to speculation across the SFA.

It is more in sorrow than any other motivation that prompted citing of this lament from the 3 legged pit pony competing as DemonGymkhana.

 

[manangatang]

Understatement.

I'm really a bit worried about some of your rookies, Cactus_.

Why can't they just engage in banter properly like rookies in other teams? Have their minds been damaged by the spammy ramblings of Bloodied52?

 

[manangatang]

I'm really a bit worried about some of your rookies, Cactus_.

Why can't they just engage in banter properly like rookies in other teams? Have their minds been damaged by the spammy ramblings of Bloodied52?

Cactus_ - Exhibit A below.

What is going on here?

Golly! The level of inbreeding of Geelong Grammar kiddos has always been subject to speculation across the SFA.

It is more in sorrow than any other motivation that prompted citing of this lament from the 3 legged pit pony competing as DemonGymkhana.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

LolWonders?

Doesn’t even make sense.

Sad... seems to be the way of TheInjuryFactory

Some have claimed he is an alt for Caz or Yakker . We Wonders are trusting positive folk and we do not believe this slur.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I like how your trying to include our seconds in the thread

You haven't selected your side yet? Or did I miss it?

 

[Cactus_]

That is my wheelhouse. I cannot sit by and allow morons to take over this corner of BigFooty.

I have done it since day 1 and will never stop.

Your apathy is disappointing and, frankly, unbrunchy.

That is a hell of a word to be throwing around lightly. You might start Brunch War III or something.

 

[manangatang]

That is a hell of a word to be throwing around lightly. You might start Brunch War III or something.

It was (sadly) necessary to use. He was having a bad morning.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Jebus, 14 pages already? I’ll get to all of them after I catch up on my Trump tweets

And some kayak advice thanks

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I have a question for the Demons players.

What made you select the Demons as your club?

I just can't understand why you would pick them over the Wonders unless you wanted to go for a rags to riches story (and even then the Dragon's or Gumbies are bigger underdogs).

Is it a similar story to myself where you whoared yourself out to the first club that would take you!

I won a bet,

The loser now plays for the Bombers

 

[Dingster]

Was funny enough for your teammate...

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I got a giggle out of U2 on that line, you should've saved your saying for another time.
That did hurt that tour but we got a signing out of it - so i guess it is a success

I hear their forum is excellent as Callums_Guns has increased the posters from 3 to 4

Van_Dyke for the win.

 

[U2tigers]

I won a bet,

The loser now plays for the Bombers

I can't believe you held him to that bet. The cruellest thing I have seen in my time in the SFA.

 

[Bonz]

I won a bet,

The loser now plays for the Bombers

Jesus, why would you even risk that?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You haven't selected your side yet? Or did I miss it?

It's all in a post of their 'team'.

You can find the post on the remainder table at the local sell books by the kilo.

Can I just say it is not "recommended reading" unless you are into poor pastiche of Bram Stoker.

 

[manangatang]

Jesus, why would you even risk that?

It was never a risk. I was the adjudicator.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I can't believe you held him to that bet. The cruellest thing I have seen in my time in the SFA.

I should be hailed as a ****ing hero but I get no respect. One of the greatest off field plays in both our time here and it fly's under the radar. Imagine if a BC member was clever enough to pull of something like that, the circle jerk would be unbearable. They'd ****ing sing songs about them.

Apparently genius is a crime in the SFA

Jesus, why would you even risk that?

It was never in doubt mate. I play a good long game

 

[U2tigers]

It was never a risk. I was the adjudicator.

And you criticise Ant Bear for his All SFA actions.

The fix was in. JoshWoodenSpoon , I reckon you got grounds for an appeal.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I can't believe you held him to that bet. The cruellest thing I have seen in my time in the SFA.

Aye. However I still suspect chicanery from Kennedy Parker . The widely acknowledged hackeroo of the SFA is still plying his tawdry trade at some windswept dark corner called the Royals.

Through the gullible and entirely guile-less Ant Bear , Clod organised the 'begone' of players' hero, JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[MWPP]

3. Bombers. I feel @JoshWoodenSpoon hasn't really invested and I feel somewhat responsible.

I should be hailed as a ******* hero but I get no respect. One of the greatest off field plays in both our time here and it fly's under the radar. Imagine if a BC member was clever enough to pull of something like that, the circle jerk would be unbearable. They'd ******* sing songs about them.

Apparently genius is a crime in the SFA


It was never in doubt mate. I play a good long game

You indirectly answered your own question elsewhere - you aren’t being hailed as a hero because it hasn‘t worked out as planned . Besides there’s something nostalgic about someone with WoodenSpoon in their username going ”home” to the wooden spooners too

And by listing the Bombers as the team you are third most likely to join, you have undermined the losing “punishment” anyway

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

You indirectly answered your own question elsewhere - you aren’t being hailed as a hero because it hasn‘t worked out as planned . Besides there’s something nostalgic about someone with WoodenSpoon in their username going ”home” to the wooden spooners too

And by listing the Bombers as the team you are third most likely to join, you have undermined the losing “punishment” anyway

Mwerp let the poor tired fellow have his unbecoming self-adulation. It's literally all he has.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You indirectly answered your own question elsewhere - you aren’t being hailed as a hero because it hasn‘t worked out as planned . Besides there’s something nostalgic about someone with WoodenSpoon in their username going ”home” to the wooden spooners too

And by listing the Bombers as the team you are third most likely to join, you have undermined the losing “punishment” anyway

Yowza, Yowza. Otto got a dire deal almost as dreadful as that copped by the incomparable JoshWoodenSpoon however comparisons are odious.

 

[cooney]

Shut up

 

[cooney]

Good morning coon dog, did you post more then your catch phrases in season #1

I always do mate, that’s enough out of you CG.

 

[cooney]

We haven't missed you. Go back to bed corndog,

Nobody likes you

 

[manangatang]

You indirectly answered your own question elsewhere - you aren’t being hailed as a hero because it hasn‘t worked out as planned . Besides there’s something nostalgic about someone with WoodenSpoon in their username going ”home” to the wooden spooners too

And by listing the Bombers as the team you are third most likely to join, you have undermined the losing “punishment” anyway

It was only a matter of time before you popped up!

 

[MWPP]

It was only a matter of time before you popped up!

What can I say - it’s brunch time