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T2B_ said:
*taps mic* is this thing on? Testing, testing. Everyone likes avocado? *taps* Okay great.
How's it hanging Furries?
T2B_ said:
He wanders into our threads too. I thought we were special
@BLUEALLTHRU you bar harlot!
Just kidding you can join us anytime.
T2B_ said:
Now y'all know I'm about the Bastyy Fan Club as much as anyone, but that last line it looks like it reads "Foxtel Pornhub", and not Foxtel AND Pornhub.
The thought of Dwayne Russel, Gary Lyon and Co coming up in ads between videos makes my boner want to pack up and run away.
T2B_ said:
People don't realise that under the mellow exterior and unfortunate Rebecca Black Friday postings that @AceAndy is actually a tough campaigner. Not a strutting, chest puffing tough type but more the quieter nuggety type you wouldn't wanna try jump in an alley
T2B_ said:
Now now you've never made us look sh*t Vando.
Okay, okay your stint at FB wasn't a shining light but it would still be good enough to get a gig with the Warriors.
T2B_ said:
Vando would never do that to me, we're tighter than tight.
That said, I've got the local glue factory on speed dial just in case.
T2B_ said:
Well, that spam was fun.
Fair dinkum, is @TJASTA that guy that makes team meetings extremely awkward and harder work than they need to be, Furries?
T2B_ said:
Honestly TJ's posting is a strong contender to dethrone old mate Swanny.
Seriously, if I ever get far enough along in my SFA career to become so jaded, crusty and lazy in my posting just put me out of my misery.
T2B_ said:
Does your idea of fun also involve hooking up a car battery to your testicles, perchance ?
T2B_ said:
I can believe that. It would be a pseudointellectual's version of sex chat with the likes of @TheCoach16 and @Tony Lynn 15 getting their rocks off to dictionary.com in between everyone else bemoaning how the sim is rigged.
How close am I?
T2B_ said:
Absolute mare of a first quarter by yours truly, @Norma Lee Ava killed me every contest, but as a team, very good start.
T2B_ said:
Did my best impression of a decoy. If the team just bypasses CHF we're sure to continue getting results
T2B_ said:
Thanks for simming @Barrybran and thanks for the week Furies (I'll spell it right just this once @Mister M ). Great game and it was only in the twilight of the match that we ran away with it.
Definitely a unique and diverse posting squad you got going there too. Until next time!
"WHY SHOULD THIS ROOKIE BE THE TORCH?!"
Each week, Committee members must justify their choices of match thread winners. This not only helps us choosing who wins the Torch, but it also works as reference for all the rookies on what it is expected from them in the match threads.
This is what it was said about each one of the nominees this round:
kickthething
Round 10 against the Gumbies saw Bomber rookie kickthething...
tony
tony is a not a man that wastes his bullets. When he shots, it usually hits the target. That's why he doesn't post as much as his fellow cubs, but, even though they may have been more popular, he is probably the best poster of the trio. Finally, the Committee has acknowledged his talent. [No. This has nothing to do with the social visit I got this week from tony's colleagues. It's all true. I swear!]
He may be naive sometimes:
"Isn't that where the Bombers said you put you rocks, are you telling me, they were lying, I will never believe another thing they say."
But he has tons of qualities.
He is a hard-worker:
"I look at our team stats to see if we have a milestone each week, so I can do the banners and other stuff."
He is gallant:
"It is very soon @xenxen. We haven't forgotten it."
"I will make sure I come up with something special for you."
He is humble:
"Thanks mate, at least 1 of us has confidence in me. Hopefully you will be ready to clean up my mess..."
He is polite:
"Thanks for the OP @Santoz and @Tony Lynn 15. Good luck to the Rats and let's hope for a fun week of banter."
"Thanks for the week Rats and @philreich for posting the game. Good luck for the rest of the season and hope to see you again in the finals."
Even though, he can be misunderstood:
"That seems to be happening a lot lately, people seem to be reading into what I say in a dark and sinister way, when I say good luck to people they think I am about to put a hit on them."
Go figure!
Despite all that, he even worries about others:
"Poor Testy is still busy with that nasty itch he has. Hopefully we will see him soon. I hope you are well mate."
Still, this post alone is worthy of a nomination:
This is tony, ladies and gentlemen. We all should know him. He deserves it.
T2B_
With yet another Torch nomination this week is Dragon T2B_. Certainly one of the more prolific S30 rookies this season, T2B_ has been finding his feet and showing a heap of quality to go with the quantity. He was all over the Dragons vs. Furies thread this week, with plenty of banter, random facts and a few well targeted snipes all hitting the spot.
T2B_ is well known for his avocado obsession, and he kicked off the week by reminding the Furies of this fact:
His S30 comrade BLUEALLTHRU made an appearance, and it was during this visit that T2B_ realised that the Dragons weren't the only team to be graced with the 4th worst gatecrasher in the league.
T2B_ has begun to understand that there is a regular theme to Dragons match threads, and luckily he is learning to embrace it.
All Furies match threads this season seem to revolve around the Bastyy Fan Club, and T2B_ was all too happy to get his two cents in.
Blind loyalty to your skipper is also important in the SFA, and T2B_ is certainly showing signs of that with comments like this:
There's also a bit of friendly rivalry going on between T2B_ and VandoHawk at the Dragons, and the horseplay is clearly evident:
As the week continued T2B_ was all too happy to start firing some salvos at the more senior Furies players, with The Half Back being the first:
And everyone's favourite Warner Brothers fan TJASTA also getting some attention:
The Bombers made a late cameo in the match thread on the Sunday, and T2B_ was all too happy to give them a piece of his mind:
The game then kicked off, and T2B_ copped his usual dose of rubbish from the sim. He's learning to expect it though, and has identified himself as the team decoy.
Great effort T2B_. Surely this is the week where you finally get your Torch win?
RobR
162 posts! It was now the time for RobR to step out of Supersun's shadow. And boy, did he. This week the nominee was a great all-round performer.
Let's examine the evidence:
- Pundit: "Mooch in for a big game this week."
- Inspiring: "Good morning mate, in my best James Brown voice 'I feel good.'"
- Tells it like it is: "The Sim can do anything you want it to do...it can't affect my qooty performance as the sim doesn't know how to spell RobR anyway." [... which resulted in the Roys' version of the resim.]
- Optimistic: "So going by the weather there won't be much snow about at Mt Bulla on the weekend. That should take away the home ground advantage...if by chance you get a couple of goals up on us we can start a snowball fight. That's one fight us old guys could possibly win."
- Professional: he called out Supersuns for being hungover on game day.
- Understands how time differences work: "He's probably just waking up now, it's three hours ago over there."
- No snitch: "I know where the stout is but my lips are sealed."
And his entry into the Fringe joke of the year competition:
Q: "Where's the coke?"
A: "There's none left, Shane Mumfords been there..." "that's the quickest i ever seen big Mummy move."
Will it be his time this week? We'll find out soon!
80 is the new 50 mate.The Doctor told me if i drink more stout i can make it six.
I'll tell you if that's true if and when i make it.80 is the new 50 mate.
Great interview ChipmunkHow all the Three Amigos (tony, Muddiemoose and guero) have a Torch nom. How will you be celebrating?
Lots of drinks and dancing
Would you like to go on holiday? I can arrange it for you.
Would you like to go on holiday? I can arrange it for you.
Would you like to go on holiday? I can arrange it for you.
As long as it isn't a permanent holiday that ends with me being thrown off a bridge with cement shoes.Would you like to go on holiday? I can arrange it for you.
It's the alias and weird dissappearnce of other committee members
Probably; but, in shark infested waters.Does the trip include a snorkelling tour?
Changing your name: brokeRemember Cap? All this "he's become Western Stand Warrior ", I don't buy it.
And remember ABE? Genghis Tron my arse.
Changing your name: broke
Getting cosmetic surgery and pretending to be someone new: woke
That's right. And I don't believe for a second that you're not male Caz!Remember Cap? All this "he's become Western Stand Warrior ", I don't buy it.
And remember ABE? Genghis Tron my arse.
We'll see how true it is come December to Feburary