Official Match Thread S30 - Round 6 Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium

[Power Raid]

Better late than never..........it's always a great week against our friends the Bombers!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Crows finally won a game and I am slightly drunk right about now. What a time to be alive!

 

[Kilroy]

Better late than never..........it's always a great week against our friends the Bombers!

 

[philreich]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

I was born in a small country town that had one shop, one pub and one prostitute. Mum found it really hard working three jobs!!!!

 

[Kilroy]

I can't believe this is a Bombers match thread.

How times have changed huh?

That's crap Goodesy, and you know it.

You just watch Tony Lynn 15 perform the traditional "Welcome to Wednesday match thread" over breakfast.

Uhhhh... 2 hours is a pretty long time (to be here with you lot). We are the reigning premiers ffs. We do what we want, when we want.

 

[Kilroy]

Are you calling me a spakka?

You've waited quite a while for that one, hey boss?

I'm heartbroken … I did a little research, well not really ... if I turn your name backwards it is spakka.

Urban Dictionary: spakka

1. A physically handicapped individual. 2. A mentally handicapped individual. 3. A physically AND mentally handicapped individual. A PROPER spakka. 4. Someone displaying amazing mental/physical inability, while not actually being handicapped.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[sataris]

That would be the Sunday night disco in the Rats den.

Amirite, ant555 ?

Why does the invitation say 'Rum, Sodomy & The Lash' ?

 

[Kilroy]

Why does the invitation say 'Rum, Sodomy & The Lash' ?

The Pogues' Special?

 

[sataris]

The Pogues' Special?

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To be honest, I wasn't expecting anyone to get that.....

 

[sataris]

To be honest, I wasn't expecting anyone to get that.....

Also Sally Maclennane makes me feel things in my special hole.

 

[Kilroy]

To be honest, I wasn't expecting anyone to get that.....

I'm thinking the rum sounds a wise move.

 

[Kilroy]

Also Sally Maclennane makes me feel things in my special hole.

You mean the song of course.

Don't know what I was thinking.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Ah yes my favourite day of the week, the opening of the match day threads. I see we have a wonderful foe this week in the SinCity Swamprats. I hope philreich has banned those cringeworthy ****ing songs,

Looking forward to a fun week and hoping that SarahSmiles at least keeps an open mind!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Ah yes my favourite day of the week, the opening of the match day threads. I see we have a wonderful foe this week in the SinCity Swamprats. I hope philreich has banned those cringeworthy ******* songs,

Looking forward to a fun week and hoping that SarahSmiles at least keeps an open mind!

Morning Tony. Hope you've been well (out of form).

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Morning Tony. Hope you've been well (out of form).

Friend to be out of form at some point you actually have to have been in form so I hope that clarifies things.

I am well mate and hope the same for you.

 

[MITS]

I was born in a small country town that had one shop, one pub and one prostitute. Mum found it really hard working three jobs!!!!

I’m pretty sure we actually met. Her head game was amazing. Nobody else could match up to her. They all poured the beers flat. She was the only one who would pour a schooner with a good head. Good pub

 

[philreich]

I’m pretty sure we actually met. Her head game was amazing. Nobody else could match up to her. They all poured the beers flat. She was the only one who would pour a schooner with a good head. Good pub

My missus put some Viagra in her coffee this morning. I said to her, "Woman - what the hell are you doing?" She said, "Oh I just love the stuff: it even stops my biscuits from going soft."

 

[MITS]

My missus put some Viagra in her coffee this morning. I said to her, "Woman - what the hell are you doing?" She said, "Oh I just love the stuff: it even stops my biscuits from going soft."

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I say philreich it was so cold this morning I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant!

 

[philreich]

I say philreich it was so cold this morning I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant!

 

[MITS]

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[Nunez]

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SarahSmiles Nunez

You **** yourself with a cucumber?

Classic Gold Coaster.

 

[philreich]

In late news, Sylvester Stallone and Barbra Streisand have won the lead roles in a brand new movie about a couple who have been married for 25 years. However neither of them is very impressed about it, as they would have preferred speaking parts.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

In late news, Sylvester Stallone and Barbra Streisand have won the lead roles in a brand new movie about a couple who have been married for 25 years. However neither of them is very impressed about it, as they would have preferred speaking parts.

Dick Emery likes this.

 

[akkaps]

Can’t believe you spoiled it for everyone! So you’re that type of person

I watch way too much tv.