Official Match Thread S31 Second Elimination Final: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[MITS]

How does one respond while keeping their mouth shut?

Just talk out your arse like you usually do

 

[PMBangers]

Just talk out your arse like you usually do

Then why did you tell me to shut my mouth?

 

[MITS]

Then why did you tell me to shut my mouth?

Your ****in breath. It’s putrid. How about sticking a toothbrush in there every once in a while.

 

[PMBangers]

Your fu**in breath. It’s putrid. How about sticking a toothbrush in there every once in a while.

In my arseh*le or mouth?

 

[MITS]

In my arseh*le or mouth?

Both need a wash. arseh*le is more fun though. Up to you

 

[PMBangers]

Both need a wash. arseh*le is more fun though. Up to you

Hmm, it has been a hot minute since my last prostate exam

 

[MITS]

Hmm, it has been a hot minute since my last prostate exam

Giving or receiving? Hands or no hands?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

 

[Robertio]

 

[PMBangers]

Giving or receiving? Hands or no hands?

If you're giving it to yourself surely it counts as both?

 

[Chief]

TubbsFarquhar how does our resident Chipmunk get his SC badge again?

What do you need my friend?

 

[Robertio]

Giving or receiving? Hands or no hands?

Prostate exam is easy mate, until you find both the doctors hands on your shoulders.

 

[eth-dog]

6 (3-3), my friend.

I don't remember the wins, but fair enough.

 

[Robertio]

I don't remember the wins, but fair enough.

You'll remember our win this week.

 

[MITS]

Prostate exam is easy mate, until you find both the doctors hands on your shoulders.

My doc only does that to show off because he practises all the time as is pretty bloody good at it now.

 

[Chipmunk]

What do you need my friend?

Please may I have a 5+ song contest win badge?

 

[VainGlorious]

B: Ash24 - KohPhi - CALL ME SNAKE
HB: TheCoach16 - The Jesus - snozulu
C: MITS - Kilroy - Tony Lynn 15
HF: kickthething - Bovo - Here2tellyouwhy
F: iDon - BLUEALLTHRU - miggs
Foll: Jabba73 - RobR - Pugsley


INT: Antonio BlueVein - Judd_Magic


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[MITS]

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B: Ash24 - KohPhi - CALL ME SNAKE
HB: TheCoach16 - The Jesus - snozulu
C: MITS - Kilroy - Tony Lynn 15
HF: kickthething - Bovo - Here2tellyouwhy
F: iDon - BLUEALLTHRU - miggs
Foll: Jabba73 - RobR - Pugsley


INT: Antonio BlueVein - Judd_Magic

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[VainGlorious]

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[BLUEALLTHRU]

It's that time again.

CARNA ****ING BAGHDAD!

 

[VainGlorious]

It's that time again.

CARNA ******* BAGHDAD!

Again would imply that it ended at some stage?

I thought you were in a perennial battle with sobriety?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Again would imply that it ended at some stage?

I thought you were in a perennial battle with sobriety?

Well the pope is Catholic.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

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Hello Swampies, I see you’re not involved in a match thread this week.

Please, feel free to inhabit this one and make yourselves at home. The more the merrier.

Your friend,

Vein xo

Thanks for inviting us whilst simultaneously rubbing salt in the wounds. How's the preparations for the game going?

 

[VainGlorious]

Well the pope is Catholic.

Allah mate, we believe in Allah, not that other fake god who is totally made up.

They don’t even get virgins when they blow themselves up in the name of their god.

ALLAHU AKBAR!

 

[por_please_ya]

I love the bombers!!

por_please_ya
CARNA BAGHDAD

I don’t want you to be disappointed

Thank you Bovo, just the thing I needed after a hard day in the office