Official Match Thread S31 Second Qualifying Final: Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors at The Golden Throne

[Marlowe]

Hey Royals can you do us a solid and give us the win. We would greatly appreciate it.

Hmmm.










































































































....no.

 

[DenieD]

nah

nahnah

 

[Marlowe]

Lol.

 

[harry000]

nahnah?

nahnah nahnah nahnah nahnah hey hey hey goooodbye

 

[The Half Back]

Halfway to securing that elusive Essendon record.

Anyhoo, what's cracking my homies?

That just puts things into perspective.

Won't happen in this thread mate, we're all far too jaded and relaxed.

Love that, cheeky little warm up thread before the real stuff starts in two weeks for us.

Were you 12 when you debuted?

I debuted nearly 3,500 days ago, which is nearly 10 years ago, and I'm 16 now, you do the math...

I am good. Just stroking my Season 30 Premiership medallion.

And you?

I'm very well. Keeping busy during the lockdown by writing my Mobbs Medal acceptance speech.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You're dropping him until next season then?

 

[MrPremiership]

Lol.

jeepers

 

[Marlowe]

I'm very well. Keeping busy during the lockdown by writing my Mobbs Medal acceptance speech.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Finals, let's go wooooo.

Ready to fly into this game.

 

[harry000]

I debuted nearly 3,500 days ago, which is nearly 10 years ago, and I'm 16 now, you do the math...

Phone a friend please.... Noobz0r

 

[DenieD]

Finals, let's go wooooo.

Ready to fly into this game.

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[DenieD]

Phone a friend please.... Noobz0r

3500 days is just under 10 years, so he would've been almost 7 years old. Old enough to get an ass whooping on the playground.

 

[Tonga Bob]

The winner of this match will double their chances of winning the premiership compared to the loser.

Winner: 25% chance of winning the premiership

Loser: 12.5% chance of winning the premiership

Hey Royals can you do us a solid and give us the win. We would greatly appreciate it.

Hey, you want some freaky-arsed stats?

The Royals had the equal worst home ground free kick differential of any team this season (-14). However, we had the worst free kick differential while playing away from home this season (also -14). Based on this, I predict that the qumpires are not going to turn up this weekend.

 

[harry000]

Hey, you want some freaky-arsed stats?

The Royals had the equal worst home ground free kick differential of any team this season (-14). However, we had the worst free kick differential while playing away from home this season (also -14). Based on this, I predict that the qumpires are not going to turn up this weekend.

Oh really?

 

[spookism]

Finals, let's go wooooo.

Ready to fly into this game.

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Love this game!

 

[toxic]

I am good. Just stroking my Season 30 Premiership medallion.

And you?

Mines not a medallion

But I'm stroking it

 

[Marlowe]

Mines not a medallion

But I'm stroking it

"Toxic is stroking 'it'". 4:40 p.m.

 

[zackah]

I’m ready for my premiership now Oprah

 

[toxic]

"Toxic is stroking 'it'". 4:40 p.m.

Very late start today sadly

 

[Tonga Bob]

I’m ready for my premiership now Oprah

Whatever you do, don't ask Oprah for stuff, particularly during beez season.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

nah

Fair call.

MrStraightSets doesn't really have the same ring to it

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Whatever you do, don't ask Oprah for stuff, particularly during beez season.

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Some of Broken's best work.

 

[harry000]

"Toxic is stroking 'it'". 4:40 p.m.

"Toxic has finished stroking it" . 4:41 p.m.

 

[GreyCrow]

The winner of this match will double their chances of winning the premiership compared to the loser.

Winner: 25% chance of winning the premiership

Loser: 12.5% chance of winning the premiership

Hey Royals can you do us a solid and give us the win. We would greatly appreciate it.

Congrats Mr 12.5%

 

[Marlowe]

"Toxic has finished stroking it" . 4:41 p.m.

Sloppy, inefficient. I've timed spookism and clocked him at 23 seconds flat.