Official Match Thread S32 R11 - Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

[A Swallow]

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Greetings Plebs/Plebettes/Plebe,

Welcome to Abdu Prison for this intriguing matchup between the Bombers & the Warriors.

After being burnt by the Fire Chickens, the Bombers will now unfurl their Halal hospitality to host the Warriors. The Wet Toast had struggles of their own last round, staving off the boredom of The Royals all week before going down by a singular point on gameday. You hate to see it.

Let's have a look at some stats:

League Position:

Bombers: 10th (4-6)
Warriors: 9th (4-6)

League Rankings (shown if listed in top or bottom 3 per category):

Bombers #3 – Handballs
Bombers #3 – Marks
Bombers #3 – Tackles
Bombers #3 – Hitouts
Bombers #2 – Frees Against
Bombers #12 – Behinds

In summary, the Bombers are apparently third best in a multitude of categories, whilst the Warriors do not feature in the top or bottom 3 in ANYTHING. Not a single statistical category. If that isn’t the most vanilla Wonder-usque sh*t you’ve ever heard I don’t know what is. In any case, the ladder confirms that both are fairly sh*t.

Swallow's Tip: Bombers by 9 in a dumpster fire. Look out for Jabba73 Metalcrusher DockerDen5215 & Dav in this one.

Enjoy.

 

[kickthething]

Hello Bombers Hello Rats, Hey Rats, can you please make it easy for us this week and post of list of everything that is likely to offend you.

 

[Robertio]

Hello Warriors

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Hello Bombers Hello Rats, Hey Rats, can you please make it easy for us this week and post of list of everything that is likely to offend you.

00 Volbeat
2 NaturalDisaster (LG)
3 Frankston Rover
4 zackah
6 DockerDen5215 (LG)
8 Mofra
9 RelaxMax
10 Raveneyes
13 FootyGuy13
15 harry000
16 Smoooothy
21 The Half Back (LG)
22 Freofalcon
23 TheInjuryFactory (C)
25 Tonga Bob (VC)
29 Stronzo
35 ChappyUK
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 Dinsdale
46 toxic
69 BEEG
74 Dav (LG)
88 BeinPurplenGreen (R)
94 TubbsFarquhar
99 Snuffaluphagus (R)
TBD Piggy Smalls
TBD Moo

Hey all,

Lets help our friend here out, what sort of things offend us? For one, confusing us with the Swamprats...

 

[DenieD]

In any case, the ladder confirms that both are fairly sh*t.

This is true.

Hello Bombers.

 

[Robertio]

00 Volbeat
2 NaturalDisaster (LG)
3 Frankston Rover
4 zackah
6 DockerDen5215 (LG)
8 Mofra
9 RelaxMax
10 Raveneyes
13 FootyGuy13
15 harry000
16 Smoooothy
21 The Half Back (LG)
22 Freofalcon
23 TheInjuryFactory (C)
25 Tonga Bob (VC)
29 Stronzo
35 ChappyUK
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 Dinsdale
46 toxic
69 BEEG
74 Dav (LG)
88 BeinPurplenGreen (R)
94 TubbsFarquhar
99 Snuffaluphagus (R)
TBD Piggy Smalls
TBD Moo

Hey all,

Lets help our friend here out, what sort of things offend us? For one, confusing us with the Swamprats...

Soft.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Soft.

Oh I see, using the "soft" line this early?

 

[Bovo]

Thanks A Swallow

I take back every thing I said about you, except that “one” thing. I can’t take that back and nobody wants it!

 

[Robertio]

Oh I see, using the "soft" line this early?

I would've used it earlier if we started earlier, fancy being offended at being mistaken for some Rats.

 

[Moo]

Any beef products

 

[Bovo]

Oh I see, using the "soft" line this early?

You looking for a fight,Lad?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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Greetings Plebs/Plebettes/Plebe,

Welcome to Abdu Prison for this intriguing matchup between the Bombers & the Warriors.

After being burnt by the Fire Chickens, the Bombers will now unfurl their Halal hospitality to host the Warriors. The Wet Toast had struggles of their own last round, staving off the boredom of The Royals all week before going down by a singular point on gameday. You hate to see it.

Let's have a look at some stats:

League Position:

Bombers: 10th (4-6)
Warriors: 9th (4-6)

League Rankings (shown if listed in top or bottom 3 per category):

Bombers #3 – Handballs
Bombers #3 – Marks
Bombers #3 – Tackles
Bombers #3 – Hitouts
Bombers #2 – Frees Against
Bombers #12 – Behinds

In summary, the Bombers are apparently third best in a multitude of categories, whilst the Warriors do not feature in the top or bottom 3 in ANYTHING. Not a single statistical category. If that isn’t the most vanilla Wonder-usque sh*t you’ve ever heard I don’t know what is. In any case, the ladder confirms that both are fairly sh*t.

Swallow's Tip: Bombers by 9 in a dumpster fire. Look out for Jabba73 Metalcrusher DockerDen5215 & Dav in this one.

Enjoy.

Good write up mate looks like at least 8 minutes was spent.I know you couldn't give 2 ****s for the Warriors so fair call!

Hello Warriors and welcome to Abdu for a battle of the cellar dwellers. All we can pray for is a fair sim but not likely this week!

Bombers let's get back within 10 goals this week!!!

2. The Greatest Ava
3. mochacinolatte
4. Jabba73 (LG)
5. Kilroy (LG)
6. Here2tellyouwhy
7. RobR (LG)
8. iDon
9. Bovo
10.
11. CursingFijian (R)
13. BLUEALLTHRU (Co Caliph)
14. Pugsley (LG)
15. Tony Lynn 15
16. TheCoach16
17. MITS
18. The Jesus
19. HaroLad
20. Dadda Dave (R)
21. LicoriceAllsorts
23. Osc1 (R)
24. Andronicus (R)
25. Antonio BlueVein
35. snozulu
37. kickthething
43. KohPhi
69. Metalcrusher (Co Caliph)

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I would've used it earlier if we started earlier, fancy being offended at being mistaken for some Rats.

You would think it should have been taken as a compliment!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

You would think it should have been taken as a compliment!

It could be worse, we could be confused with you

 

[HaroLad]

00 Volbeat
2 NaturalDisaster (LG)
3 Frankston Rover
4 zackah
6 DockerDen5215 (LG)
8 Mofra
9 RelaxMax
10 Raveneyes
13 FootyGuy13
15 harry000
16 Smoooothy
21 The Half Back (LG)
22 Freofalcon
23 TheInjuryFactory (C)
25 Tonga Bob (VC)
29 Stronzo
35 ChappyUK
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 Dinsdale
46 toxic
69 BEEG
74 Dav (LG)
88 BeinPurplenGreen (R)
94 TubbsFarquhar
99 Snuffaluphagus (R)
TBD Piggy Smalls
TBD Moo

Hey all,

Lets help our friend here out, what sort of things offend us? For one, confusing us with the Swamprats...

That list offends me

 

[Robertio]

It could be worse, we could be confused with you

I thought you already were.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

That list offends me

I doubt you know half the posters

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Greetings Plebs/Plebettes/Plebe,

Welcome to Abdu Prison for this intriguing matchup between the Bombers & the Warriors.

After being burnt by the Fire Chickens, the Bombers will now unfurl their Halal hospitality to host the Warriors. The Wet Toast had struggles of their own last round, staving off the boredom of The Royals all week before going down by a singular point on gameday. You hate to see it.

Let's have a look at some stats:

League Position:

Bombers: 10th (4-6)
Warriors: 9th (4-6)

League Rankings (shown if listed in top or bottom 3 per category):

Bombers #3 – Handballs
Bombers #3 – Marks
Bombers #3 – Tackles
Bombers #3 – Hitouts
Bombers #2 – Frees Against
Bombers #12 – Behinds

In summary, the Bombers are apparently third best in a multitude of categories, whilst the Warriors do not feature in the top or bottom 3 in ANYTHING. Not a single statistical category. If that isn’t the most vanilla Wonder-usque sh*t you’ve ever heard I don’t know what is. In any case, the ladder confirms that both are fairly sh*t.

Swallow's Tip: Bombers by 9 in a dumpster fire. Look out for Jabba73 Metalcrusher DockerDen5215 & Dav in this one.

Enjoy.

Did your newborn write this mate?

 

[Dinsdale]

00 Volbeat
2 NaturalDisaster (LG)
3 Frankston Rover
4 zackah
6 DockerDen5215 (LG)
8 Mofra
9 RelaxMax
10 Raveneyes
13 FootyGuy13
15 harry000
16 Smoooothy
21 The Half Back (LG)
22 Freofalcon
23 TheInjuryFactory (C)
25 Tonga Bob (VC)
29 Stronzo
35 ChappyUK
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 Dinsdale
46 toxic
69 BEEG
74 Dav (LG)
88 BeinPurplenGreen (R)
94 TubbsFarquhar
99 Snuffaluphagus (R)
TBD Piggy Smalls
TBD Moo

Hey all,

Lets help our friend here out, what sort of things offend us? For one, confusing us with the Swamprats...

milestone matches offend me

 

[Kilroy]

Any beef products

Halal is available. You got a beef with that!

 

[Damp Squarie]

Hey all,
Lets help our friend here out, what sort of things offend us? For one, confusing us with the Swamprats...

Welcome to Abdu Swampies.

 

[A Swallow]

Did your newborn write this mate?

Yes. He’s very advanced.

 

[A Swallow]

Good write up mate looks like at least 8 minutes was spent.I know you couldn't give 2 fu**s for the Warriors so fair call!

Hello Warriors and welcome to Abdu for a battle of the cellar dwellers. All we can pray for is a fair sim but not likely this week!

Bombers let's get back within 10 goals this week!!!

2. The Greatest Ava
3. mochacinolatte
4. Jabba73 (LG)
5. Kilroy (LG)
6. Here2tellyouwhy
7. RobR (LG)
8. iDon
9. Bovo
10.
11. CursingFijian (R)
13. BLUEALLTHRU (Co Caliph)
14. Pugsley (LG)
15. Tony Lynn 15
16. TheCoach16
17. MITS
18. The Jesus
19. HaroLad
20. Dadda Dave (R)
21. LicoriceAllsorts
23. Osc1 (R)
24. Andronicus (R)
25. Antonio BlueVein
35. snozulu
37. kickthething
43. KohPhi
69. Metalcrusher (Co Caliph)

8 is being generous

 

[DenieD]

Welcome to Abdu Swampies.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hello Bombers Hello Rats, Hey Rats, can you please make it easy for us this week and post of list of everything that is likely to offend you.

Am I allowed to boo this post or nah?