Official Match Thread S32.R15, Royals v. Bears [Season 32 Heritage Round] – Round 15, Gold City-Las Vegas at Golden Throne

[Wosh]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

GCR SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
GCR               7    3        10   3        13   4        16   11   107      
LVB               3    2        8    6        14   10       16   12   108      
GCR        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
CakeEater   0  7  3  8  0  0  2  1  2   48  Campaigner   0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   10
Engimal v3  0  2  3  4  0  0  1  1  0   26  JoshWooden   0  3  5  6  0  0  1  0  0   33
nahnah      0  12 4  7  0  0  3  0  0   53  tony         0  9  3  5  0  1  0  0  0   47
Smartys Po  0  12 6  6  2  1  0  0  0   75  CarterS      0  4  6  8  1  0  3  0  0   41
Blacky      0  10 4  7  2  0  2  0  0   58  MWPP         0  8  2  7  0  0  1  0  0   41
MrPremiers  0  10 9  12 1  0  2  0  0   79  TheTick      0  3  2  2  0  1  1  0  0   17
krakouers8  0  14 6  18 1  2  1  2  0  111  I Dont Car   0  17 10 10 2  0  3  1  0  106
GreyCrow    14 12 0  7  1  1  2  1  1   70  Jezmiester   0  5  4  8  0  0  0  0  0   43
Fitzey      0  12 5  10 2  2  0  1  0   87  Matera92     0  6  5  16 1  0  1  0  0   66
Ulahoopski  0  1  0  6  0  0  0  0  0   15  bl4ke        0  10 6  6  1  0  1  1  2   69
spookism    0  9  0  5  7  2  0  2  1   80  Art Vandel   0  18 7  9  2  1  0  4  2  128
brahj       0  6  4  5  0  1  1  0  1   39  Broken       0  12 7  6  0  0  1  1  1   73
PMBangers   0  1  0  3  0  1  0  0  0   10  RookiePick   0  2  0  0  0  0  1  2  0   15
The Filth   0  4  0  1  3  1  0  2  2   41  Western St   0  8  0  0  3  1  0  2  6   55
Dancing Po  0  2  0  1  1  1  0  1  1   20  kane249      0  2  0  1  0  0  0  2  0   20
grumblegut  3  3  1  1  0  0  0  1  0   23  Tommycash    0  19 6  10 1  3  1  0  0   99
MC Bad Gen  0  7  0  6  2  1  0  1  2   50  Millky95     0  10 0  6  9  3  4  1  0   75
Marlowe     0  20 0  6  4  6  2  3  0  106  Electronic   0  10 0  13 5  6  0  1  1   89
BRAB        0  2  6  4  0  0  1  0  0   29  Muddiemoos   13 7  0  15 7  2  1  1  0   97
ShaunDugga  0  6  5  9  0  0  1  0  1   49  terrybull    0  4  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   18

            GCR   LVB
Hitouts   : 17   13 
Kicks     : 152  158 
Marks     : 56   64 
Handballs : 126  133 
Tackles   : 26   32 
Frees For : 19   18 
Frees Ag. : 18   19 
Smothers  : 1    0 
Ironouts  : 5    10 
Inside50  : 18   23 
Goals     : 16   16 
Behinds   : 11   12

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
.47 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 1 point(s).
1.16 - Goal to Western Stand Warrior (LVB) - LVB by 7 point(s).
3.19 - Goal to grumbleguts (GCR) - LVB by 1 point(s).
3.42 - Behind to MC Bad Genius (GCR) - scores level.
5.37 - Behind to CakeEater (GCR) - GCR by 1 point(s).
6.04 - Goal to MC Bad Genius (GCR) - GCR by 7 point(s).
6.47 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - GCR by 1 point(s).
8.57 - Goal to Marlowe (GCR) - GCR by 7 point(s).
9.59 - Goal to Marlowe (GCR) - GCR by 13 point(s).
15.04 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (GCR) - GCR by 19 point(s).
17.55 - Behind to Western Stand Warrior (LVB) - GCR by 18 point(s).
19.15 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - GCR by 12 point(s).
19.48 - Goal to Marlowe (GCR) - GCR by 18 point(s).
23.47 - Behind to ShaunDuggan (GCR) - GCR by 19 point(s).
24.31 - Goal to Dancing Potato (GCR) - GCR by 25 point(s).

Second Quarter :
2.35 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - GCR by 19 point(s).
5.09 - Behind to Western Stand Warrior (LVB) - GCR by 18 point(s).
5.41 - Goal to RookiePick (LVB) - GCR by 12 point(s).
7.51 - Behind to Western Stand Warrior (LVB) - GCR by 11 point(s).
8.16 - Behind to Western Stand Warrior (LVB) - GCR by 10 point(s).
9.46 - Goal to Western Stand Warrior (LVB) - GCR by 4 point(s).
16.01 - Goal to Engimal v3 (GCR) - GCR by 10 point(s).
16.55 - Rushed behind to LVB - GCR by 9 point(s).
17.17 - Goal to kane249 (LVB) - GCR by 3 point(s).
19.23 - Goal to RookiePick (LVB) - LVB by 3 point(s).
20.05 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (GCR) - GCR by 3 point(s).
23.39 - Goal to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 9 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.3 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - GCR by 3 point(s).
4.03 - Goal to CakeEater (GCR) - GCR by 9 point(s).
9.42 - Goal to krakouers85 (GCR) - GCR by 15 point(s).
10.59 - Goal to I Dont Care (LVB) - GCR by 9 point(s).
12.08 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - GCR by 8 point(s).
12.41 - Goal to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - GCR by 2 point(s).
13.53 - Behind to Broken (LVB) - GCR by 1 point(s).
14.33 - Goal to kane249 (LVB) - LVB by 5 point(s).
16.12 - Goal to Muddiemoose (LVB) - LVB by 11 point(s).
16.51 - Rushed behind to GCR - LVB by 10 point(s).
17.24 - Goal to spookism (GCR) - LVB by 4 point(s).
18.32 - Goal to Broken (LVB) - LVB by 10 point(s).
19.13 - Behind to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 11 point(s).
23.55 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 12 point(s).

Final Quarter :
2.09 - Behind to GreyCrow (GCR) - LVB by 11 point(s).
2.36 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (GCR) - LVB by 10 point(s).
3.01 - Behind to brahj (GCR) - LVB by 9 point(s).
7.08 - Behind to CakeEater (GCR) - LVB by 8 point(s).
7.41 - Rushed behind to GCR - LVB by 7 point(s).
8.06 - Behind to Dancing Potato (GCR) - LVB by 6 point(s).
11.36 - Goal to bl4ke (LVB) - LVB by 12 point(s).
15.57 - Rushed behind to GCR - LVB by 11 point(s).
17.43 - Goal to Fitzey (GCR) - LVB by 5 point(s).
18.16 - Goal to spookism (GCR) - GCR by 1 point(s).
19.51 - Goal to krakouers85 (GCR) - GCR by 7 point(s).
21.46 - Behind to bl4ke (LVB) - GCR by 6 point(s).
22.08 - Behind to Western Stand Warrior (LVB) - GCR by 5 point(s).
22.42 - Goal to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 1 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

GCR
Ulahoopski           0 (On) 39.06 (Off) 42.42 (On) Total : 96%
BRAB                 0 (On) 64 (Off) Total : 64%
PMBangers            0 (On) 42.42 (Off) 59.55 (On) Total : 83%
Smartys Power        0 (On) Total : 100%
Blacky               0 (On) Total : 100%
MrPremiership        0 (On) Total : 100%
krakouers85          0 (On) 47 (Off) 54.13 (On) Total : 92%
nahnah               0 (On) 92.1 (Off) 95.25 (On) Total : 96%
Fitzey               0 (On) Total : 100%
ShaunDuggan          0 (On) 95.25 (Off) Total : 95%
CakeEater            0 (On) Total : 100%
brahj                0 (On) Total : 100%
grumbleguts          0 (On) 28.34 (Off) 47 (On) 54.13 (Off) 91.59 (On) Total : 44%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
MC Bad Genius        0 (On) 17.36 (Off) 39.06 (On) Total : 78%
GreyCrow             0 (On) 91.59 (Off) 92.1 (On) Total : 99%
spookism             0 (On) Total : 100%
Marlowe              0 (On) Total : 100%
Dancing Potato       0 (Off) 17.36 (On) Total : 81%
Engimal v3           0 (Off) 28.34 (On) 59.55 (Off) 64 (On) Total : 66%

LVB
bl4ke                0 (On) Total : 100%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
terrybull            0 (On) 44.03 (Off) 78.34 (On) 93.4 (Off) Total : 59%
CarterS              0 (On) Total : 100%
MWPP                 0 (On) Total : 100%
tony                 0 (On) 84.11 (Off) 93.4 (On) Total : 90%
I Dont Care          0 (On) Total : 100%
Tommycash            0 (On) 52.28 (Off) 68.45 (On) 78.34 (Off) 98.53 (On) Total : 64%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
TheTick              0 (On) Total : 100%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) Total : 100%
Broken               0 (On) Total : 100%
Jezmiester40         0 (On) 16.2 (Off) 52.28 (On) Total : 64%
Western Stand Warrio 0 (On) Total : 100%
kane249              0 (On) Total : 100%
Muddiemoose          0 (On) 98.53 (Off) Total : 98%
Millky95             0 (On) Total : 100%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) Total : 100%
Campaigner for good  0 (Off) 44.03 (On) 68.45 (Off) 84.11 (On) Total : 39%
RookiePick           0 (Off) 16.2 (On) Total : 82%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• In what became a bit of a clinic, I'm not sure that what Art Vandelay_ did to Blacky should be entirely legal. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, BRAB and Western Stand Warrior were evenly matched. - 61m from 1 to 62.
• In a resume-material performance, Smartys Power won the bout with Broken. - 86m from 3 to 89.
• Neither having much reason to brag, CakeEater came out tops over the brave kane249. - 1m from 96 to 97.
• Neither having much reason to brag, MWPP did well against CakeEater. - 81m from 3 to 84.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Campaigner for good and PMBangers were hard to separate - though Campaigner for good was slightly more effective. - 0m from 67 to 67.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Campaigner for good had the better of Ulahoopski. - 10m from 84 to 94.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between CarterS and brahj - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 95m from 3 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Dancing Potato won the bout with bl4ke. - 2m from 24 to 26.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Dancing Potato did well against TheTick. - 24m from 67 to 91.
• While not all all one-way, Marlowe came out tops over the brave Electronic_Renaissance. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Engimal v3 had terrybull's measure. - 0m from 41 to 41.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Engimal v3 did a demolition job on Western Stand Warrior. - 27m from 70 to 97.
• While not all all one-way, I Dont Care was slightly more polished than Fitzey. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, GreyCrow came out tops over the brave Jezmiester40. - 0m from 94 to 94.
• In a resume-material performance, Muddiemoose won the bout with GreyCrow. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, terrybull did well against grumbleguts. - 23m from 3 to 26.
• In quite a tussle, Jezmiester40 came out tops over the brave nahnah. - 36m from 53 to 89.
• In quite a tussle, JoshWoodenSpoon was slightly more polished than The Filth Wizard. - 96m from 3 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between spookism and kane249 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 87 to 87.
• Neither having much reason to brag, grumbleguts came out tops over the brave Matera92. - 1m from 52 to 53.
• In an epic battle, krakouers85 and Matera92 were evenly matched. - 97m from 3 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, MC Bad Genius did well against bl4ke. - 6m from 3 to 9.
• Neither having much reason to brag, kane249 and MC Bad Genius were evenly matched. - 32m from 42 to 74.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Millky95 did well against MC Bad Genius. - 19m from 80 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, spookism came out tops over the brave Millky95. - 76m from 3 to 79.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, MrPremiership and bl4ke were hard to separate - though MrPremiership was slightly more effective. - 59m from 37 to 96.
• In a solid performance, MrPremiership was easily the winner in the clash with TheTick. - 21m from 13 to 34.
• In what was a very slow day for both, grumbleguts won the bout with Muddiemoose. - 5m from 92 to 97.
• While very slim pickings for both players, spookism came out tops over the brave MWPP. - 6m from 93 to 99.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, PMBangers and RookiePick were evenly matched. - 14m from 16 to 30.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between PMBangers and terrybull - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 9m from 82 to 91.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Tommycash and PMBangers - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 77 to 77.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between tony and PMBangers - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 99 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, ShaunDuggan had RookiePick's measure. - 18m from 55 to 73.
• Neither having much reason to brag, RookiePick did well against Ulahoopski. - 0m from 44 to 44.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, ShaunDuggan and tony were well-matched - there was no victor. - 44m from 3 to 47.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Tommycash was slightly more polished than grumbleguts. - 0m from 99 to 99.
• Bordering on a training run, I'm not sure that what Tommycash did to nahnah should be entirely legal. - 71m from 4 to 75.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Ulahoopski was slightly more polished than kane249. - 32m from 1 to 33.
• In what was a very slow day for both, tony won the bout with Ulahoopski. - 30m from 53 to 83.

 

[PMBangers]

Ok funny prank Wosh, feel free to post the real match soon

 

[Marlowe]

What a stupid ****ing game.

 

[CakeEater]

As soon as Wosh Went full mugs to the backline by sending me down back we lost

Good game bears

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Millky95 you legend!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Oh f***ing hell.

 

[CakeEater]

Bloody milkkybar kid

 

[CakeEater]

Oh f***ing hell.

All your fault after the Nic nat tat

 

[The Filth Wizard]

We were robbed, the last quarter started at the 8th minute. We could have scored ten goals in that time.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

All your fault after the Nic nat tat

I'm sure I could hold my feet in a horrific MWPP attack.

 

[CakeEater]

I'm sure I could hold my feet in a horrific MWPP attack.

She cast a Harry Potter spell on me.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Thanks for the week Bears and a big thanks for posting, Wosh, even if you've been less lucky for us recently.

Not sure what this means Royals, we may have kicked ourselves out of the finals.

 

[Broken]

It looks like, after this round, the Swamprats will be in 6th with 7 wins. The teams in places 7 through 12 all have 6 wins!!! That probability is off the charts. This last round, and season, was surely written by Vince McMahon.

 

[CakeEater]

It looks like, after this round, the Swamprats will be in 7th with 7 wins. The teams in places 8 through 12 all have 6 wins!!! That probability is off the charts. This last round, and season, was surely written by Vince McMahon.

 

[krakouers]

3 : 4.03 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
3 : 4.09 {C} - Quality gather by nahnah.
3 : 4.13 - <<< krakouers85 is coming on to replace grumbleguts >>>
3 : 4.19 {C} - nahnah does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 4.23 {C} - nahnah dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 4.27 {rW} - He transfers play using krakouers85.
3 : 4.31 {rW} - krakouers85 can't mark but is able to control it.
3 : 4.33 {rW} - krakouers85 looking for a lead.
3 : 4.37 {rW} - Great tackle by Matera92.
3 : 4.41 {lW} - Matera92 has possession.
3 : 4.46 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Broken.
3 : 4.48 {FF} - He sends the ball to Western Stand Warrior.
3 : 4.52 {FF} - BRAB plants a foot on Western Stand Warrior's neck and takes a screamer.
3 : 4.56 {lBP} - ShaunDuggan wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 5 {rHBF} - Sees Smartys Power ahead and sends it his way.
3 : 5.04 {rHBF} - Smartys Power and Broken both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 5.06 {rHBF} - Smartys Power looking for a lead.
3 : 5.1 {rHBF} - Smartys Power has time to take a bounce.
3 : 5.15 {C} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
3 : 5.19 {C} - nahnah takes an impressive grab.
3 : 5.2 {C} - With the ball is nahnah.
3 : 5.25 {rW} - A short kick to krakouers85.
3 : 5.29 {rW} - Matera92 claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 5.33 {rW} - krakouers85 wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 5.35 {lW} - A quick handpass to Fitzey.
3 : 5.39 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards krakouers85.
3 : 5.43 {rW} - Matera92 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
3 : 5.48 {rW} - krakouers85 with a moment to look downfield.
3 : 5.49 {rW} - krakouers85 bounces the ball.
3 : 5.54 {rW} - GreyCrow runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 5.58 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 6.02 {lW} - No mark taken as Fitzey and I Dont Care wrestle for position.
3 : 6.06 {C} - Its hard and tough but Jezmiester40 wins possession.
3 : 6.08 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Electronic_Renaissance was well placed to clean up.
3 : 6.12 {rW} - He elects to use I Dont Care and kicks in that direction.
3 : 6.16 {rW} - But in the way is Fitzey.
3 : 6.2 {lW} - Now Fitzey has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 6.22 {C} - A short kick to nahnah.
3 : 6.26 {C} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 6.31 {C} - Who wants it? nahnah does. Great stuff.
3 : 6.35 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Fitzey.
3 : 6.37 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 6.41 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 6.45 {lW} - Matera92 scoops up the ball.
3 : 6.49 {lW} - Matera92 bounces the ball.
3 : 6.52 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to Muddiemoose.
3 : 6.55 {lHFF} - Muddiemoose is chased down by Marlowe - great effort!.
3 : 7 {rHBF} - Smartys Power assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 7.04 {lW} - Fitzey presents on a long lead.
3 : 7.05 {lW} - I Dont Care is in the way and will mark.
3 : 7.1 {rW} - I Dont Care takes off.
3 : 7.14 {lHFF} - That kick makes it hard for Broken.
3 : 7.18 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 7.2 {CHB} - Blacky has possession.
3 : 7.24 {lW} - Searching pass in the direction of Fitzey.
3 : 7.28 {lW} - Fitzey is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 7.33 {lW} - Fitzey breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 7.37 {CHF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
3 : 7.39 {CHF} - CakeEater spills the mark.
3 : 7.43 {CHB} - MWPP with a little space.
3 : 7.47 {CHB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 7.51 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to Muddiemoose.
3 : 7.54 {C} - Almost a throw to Jezmiester40.
3 : 7.57 {CHB} - Handballs over the top to MWPP.
3 : 8.01 {CHB} - MWPP sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 8.06 {lW} - A hospital kick.
3 : 8.07 {lW} - Matera92 marks strongly on the lead.
3 : 8.11 {lW} - The ball is now with Matera92.
3 : 8.16 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 8.2 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Millky95.
3 : 8.22 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Muddiemoose.
3 : 8.26 {lHFF} - He handpasses to Millky95.
3 : 8.3 {lHFF} - You're gone son.
3 : 8.34 {rHBF} - Smartys Power has possession.
3 : 8.38 {C} - He looks for nahnah.
3 : 8.4 {C} - What a shocking kick - straight to Jezmiester40.
3 : 8.45 {C} - Jezmiester40 has possession.
3 : 8.49 {rW} - I Dont Care receives his handpass.
3 : 8.53 {rW} - Fitzey monsters I Dont Care.
3 : 8.55 {lW} - Fitzey slowing down the play.
3 : 8.59 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards nahnah.
3 : 9.03 {C} - nahnah traps the ball beautifully.
3 : 9.07 {C} - nahnah takes off.
3 : 9.09 {C} - A long looping handpass to Marlowe.
3 : 9.13 {lW} - Fitzey screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 9.18 {lW} - Poor effort from Fitzey and I Dont Care takes the mark.
3 : 9.22 {C} - Now Jezmiester40 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 9.23 {C} - Quick hands to Muddiemoose under pressure.
3 : 9.28 {C} - Muddiemoose's tripped over his own feet and Marlowe just has to pick the ball up next to him.
3 : 9.32 {rW} - Now krakouers85 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 9.36 {rW} - krakouers85 has a shot from fifty.
3 : 9.38 {rW} - He's put it through.
Gold City Royals : 12.3.75
Las Vegas Bears : 9.6.60

Bout time!

 

[tony]

Millky95 you are a bloody legend.

 

[GreyCrow]

Well poop

 

[krakouers]

Oh f***ing hell.

 

[tony]

Thanks for the week Royals and good luck next week.

 

[krakouers]

Thank you bears for an entertaining week
Thank you Wosh for the game
At least my payment went through

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

This is good news.

Royals, I would like to extend my gratitude for the week past. Mobbs be with you.

 

[Millky95]

Ha ha!

 

[tony]

Thank you bears for an entertaining week
Thank you Wosh for the game
At least my payment went through

I wonder how much money these umpires make from bribes alone. I doubt ND pays them a lot.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Ha ha!

You prodigious lacteal master you.

 

[krakouers]

I wonder how much money these umpires make from bribes alone. I doubt ND pays them a lot.
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