Official Match Thread S32 Round 6: Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Riviat]

Pics or gtfo

QLD got a bit chopped off at the top to fit in Tupperware but otherwise its all there

 

[GWS Goose]

Nope. Tragic ending. I saw the end of the movie and I didn't get any.

#1like1prayer

 

[Riviat]

As good a time as any for a new piece...

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This seems legit, I would like to pay for a yearly subscription to this medical service and/or hotline. Discusses all the hot topics so far.

 

[Tonga Bob]

QLD got a bit chopped off at the top to fit in Tupperware but otherwise its all there
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Decent chunk taken out of NT. Tough break for Dav

 

[Dav]

Decent chunk taken out of NT. Tough break for Dav

Reminds me of a croc I was fighting just the other day

 

[Riviat]

Decent chunk taken out of NT. Tough break for Dav

Will anyone really miss NT besides dav?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Nope. Tragic ending. I saw the end of the movie and I didn't get any.

Sounds like the North Atlantic wasn't the only cold thing in this story.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Reminds me of a croc I was fighting just the other day

Crikey!

 

[GWS Goose]

Will anyone really miss NT besides dav?

I loved Darwin so much I could be their ambassador.

Ripping place.

At least in dry season. I imagine it may be a little less amazing in the wet season.

 

[Dav]

Will anyone really miss NT besides dav?

Wow. We have such monumental cultural institutions as the Beer Can Regatta and Wildfire Night Cracker Night.

 

[Dav]

I loved Darwin so much I could be their ambassador.

Ripping place.

At least in dry season. I imagine it may be a little less amazing in the wet season.

We have just started the build up. Disgusting monsoon style humidity without any of the relieving rain.

 

[Riviat]

I loved Darwin so much I could be their ambassador.

Ripping place.

At least in dry season. I imagine it may be a little less amazing in the wet season.

We have just started the build up. Disgusting monsoon style humidity without any of the relieving rain.

I only experienced a fraction of what kind of humidity NT gets when I lived in Brisbane. It was horrible.

 

[Dav]

I only experienced a fraction of what kind of humidity NT gets when I lived in Brisbane. It was horrible.

It was genuinely disgusting yesterday. Felt like I needed to take a shower every couple of hours. Had the aircon on for about half the day.

 

[FootyGuy13]

QLD got a bit chopped off at the top to fit in Tupperware but otherwise its all there
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I don't remember Tasmania being that big... I do remember them being upside-down though

 

[Tonga Bob]

It was genuinely disgusting yesterday. Felt like I needed to take a shower every couple of hours. Had the aircon on for about half the day.

Sounds like living in Mumbai, only not as many people and definitely not as smelly.

 

[Riviat]

I don't remember Tasmania being that big... I do remember them being upside-down though

It's all to scale is how the Tasmanian Qootiers would like to think it.

It was genuinely disgusting yesterday. Felt like I needed to take a shower every couple of hours. Had the aircon on for about half the day.

Wont a shower only make it worse? Like you'd need to lock yourself in a freezer somewhere

 

[Dav]

It's all to scale is how the Tasmanian Qootiers would like to think it.



Wont a shower only make it worse? Like you'd need to lock yourself in a freezer somewhere

You have to make sure to dry yourself thoroughly and completely.

 

[Supersuns]

I loved Darwin so much I could be their ambassador.

Ripping place.

At least in dry season. I imagine it may be a little less amazing in the wet season.

Sorry for the intrusion everyone, Goose mate, we have a problem. I think I'm in love with the toothpaste masher. Is it Stockholm syndrome?

 

[GWS Goose]

Sorry for the intrusion everyone, Goose mate, we have a problem. I think I'm in love with the toothpaste masher. Is it Stockholm syndrome?

Whatever you do, do not make her a beneficiary on your life insurance, I've listened to enough true crime podcasts to know how that ends.

look not all psychopaths become serial killers, psychopaths are also well suited to politics, upper management and some times HR.

So she won't definitely murder you in your sleep.

Plus side, love is nice, everyone deserves some happiness, even if it is short lived before you become a segment on crime investigation

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sorry for the intrusion everyone, Goose mate, we have a problem. I think I'm in love with the toothpaste masher. Is it Stockholm syndrome?

Whatever you do, do not make her a beneficiary on your life insurance, I've listened to enough true crime podcasts to know how that ends.

look not all psychopaths become serial killers, psychopaths are also well suited to politics, upper management and some times HR.

So she won't definitely murder you in your sleep.

Plus side, love is nice, everyone deserves some happiness, even if it is short lived before you become a segment on crime investigation

Simple yes or no would suffice at this point.

 

[GWS Goose]

Sorry for the intrusion everyone, Goose mate, we have a problem. I think I'm in love with the toothpaste masher. Is it Stockholm syndrome?

On a serious note.
good stuff

 

[GWS Goose]

Simple yes or no would suffice at this point.

Why the angst

 

[Volbeat]

Loss/loss

Indeed. I was displeased

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Sorry for the intrusion everyone, Goose mate, we have a problem. I think I'm in love with the toothpaste masher. Is it Stockholm syndrome?

 

[Volbeat]

#1like1prayer

If you could all change your avatars in support too?