Official Match Thread S36 RD 2 Baghdad Bombers v Sin City Swamprats @ Abdu Prison

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1 : 10.03 {FF} - BLUEALLTHRU did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 10.07 {FF} - okeydoke7 does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 10.11 {FF} - Not a lot of daylight for okeydoke7 to aim at.
The MOMENT
 
In the middle of Season 35, okeydoke7 was absolutely flying, right up there in the Fred Medal race and only needing 20 more goals to get to 1000 with 8 games to go in the season.

He makes a media thread demanding a long list of elaborate celebratory plans for his 1000th goal that will happen in Season 35.


After that, his form completely abandons him, only managing 16 goals in the next 7 games. With 1 game to go in Season 35 and needing 4 goals, I decided to back Okey in and pre-emptively organise all the celebrations.

Going into the final round I announced the move of the game to Okey's Outhouse.


Also created this video message:




And arranged for Tarkyn_24 to do special commentary for the game!

Okey kicks 2 goals in the game and looks on track for 1000 goals...
Only for this to happen.



Jewelsbon becomes an instant cult hero in the SFA.

At Mobbs Night, I had Tigerturbulance do an awful cover of 'Scotty Doesn't Know' by Lustra to commemorate Okey being the fastest player to 998 goals.



So yeah that's basically how last season ended.

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1 : 10.18 {FF} - okeydoke7 should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 2.0.12
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.1.1
 

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1 : 10.28 {FB} - Footy Is The Win looking for a lead.
1 : 10.32 {lBP} - ScrappyDo on the end of this.
1 : 10.38 {CHB} - Long raking kick in the direction of Kilroy.
1 : 10.42 {CHB} - Kilroy in the best position takes the mark.
1 : 10.46 {CHB} - Kilroy sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 10.52 {lHBF} - He transfers play using ArdentEagle.
1 : 10.56 {lHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 11.03 {rHFF} - Power Raid has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.07 {rHFF} - Power Raid is tackled beautifully by ArdentEagle.
1 : 11.11 {lHBF} - ArdentEagle wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 11.17 {CHB} - Spears a kick towards Kilroy.
1 : 11.21 {CHB} - philreich will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 11.27 {CHB} - Kilroy wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 11.31 {CHB} - Handpass to space. The Sultan runs onto it.
1 : 11.38 {CHB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Pugsley.
1 : 11.41 {lW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 11.46 {lW} - Poor option and jackster83 makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 11.52 {rW} - jackster83 with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 11.56 {rW} - Handpasses to BloodySwan.
1 : 12.03 {rW} - Slung as he kicks - out on the full.
1 : 12.07 {C} - With the ball is SaintsSeptember.
1 : 12.11 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 12.17 {lHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Jabba73 and The Jesus.
1 : 12.21 {lHFF} - No mark taken as Jabba73 and The Jesus wrestle for position.
1 : 12.27 {lHFF} - Who wants it? Jabba73 does. Great stuff.
1 : 12.31 {rHFF} - Finds Grav with a handball.
1 : 12.37 {rHFF} - No-one on the mark! Grav takes off and kicks long at goal.
1 : 12.41 {rHFF} - It's a goal.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 3.0.18
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.1.1

1 : 12.46 {C} - norway blue had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 12.56 {lW} - Firestarter fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 13.03 {rW} - An underground handpass to jackster83.
1 : 13.07 {rW} - A quick handpass to GremioPower.
1 : 13.1 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to GotTheGoodes.
1 : 13.17 {C} - Quick hands to GremioPower under pressure.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - Handballs to Firestarter.
1 : 13.27 {CHF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on philreich to mark.
1 : 13.31 {CHF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 13.37 {CHF} - philreich with a little space.
1 : 13.41 {rHFF} - He elects to use Power Raid and kicks in that direction.
1 : 13.45 {rHFF} - ArdentEagle rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 13.52 {lHBF} - ArdentEagle takes them on.
1 : 13.56 {lHBF} - ArdentEagle has a bounce.
1 : 14 {lW} - He has another one.
1 : 14.06 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to sunny3193.
1 : 14.1 {lW} - Huge handpass to The Sultan. As good as a kick.
1 : 14.16 {CHF} - That kick makes it hard for Pistol Night.
1 : 14.21 {CHF} - Pistol Night and Kennedy Parker both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 14.26 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 14.31 {CHB} - Quick hands to BloodySwan under pressure.
1 : 14.35 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 14.41 {CHB} - Flicks it to Kennedy Parker.
1 : 14.45 {rHBF} - The Jesus screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 14.51 {rHBF} - The Jesus and Jabba73 both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 14.55 {rHBF} - The Jesus weaves through the congestion.
1 : 15 - <<< paraaaa is coming on to replace Ticky009 >>>
1 : 15.1 {rHBF} - The Jesus through heavy traffic.
1 : 15.16 {rHBF} - Quick hands to BloodySwan under pressure.
1 : 15.21 {rHBF} - Great bump by The Sultan. BloodySwan has not moved.
1 : 15.26 {CHF} - Pistol Night sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 15.31 {lFP} - KohPhi and paraaaa jostle for position.
1 : 15.35 {lFP} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 15.41 {lFP} - KohPhi dances around paraaaa.
1 : 15.45 {lFP} - KohPhi sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 15.51 {lFP} - This should be a certain goal.
1 : 15.55 {lFP} - And KohPhi gets it.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 4.0.24
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.1.1

1 : 16.02 {C} - GremioPower gets the ball down.
1 : 16.1 {C} - Now GotTheGoodes has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.16 {rHFF} - He looks for Power Raid.
1 : 16.2 {rHFF} - Power Raid gets too far under the ball.
1 : 16.27 {rHFF} - With the ball is Power Raid.
1 : 16.3 {rHFF} - Got to be a throw - and that's how the umpire sees it.
1 : 16.34 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking ArdentEagle.
1 : 16.4 {lHBF} - Power Raid sews him up!.
1 : 16.45 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Power Raid.
1 : 16.51 {lFP} - HirdsTheWord trying to offer a lead.
1 : 16.55 {lFP} - HirdsTheWord slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Footy Is The Win.
1 : 17.01 {rBP} - Footy Is The Win to send the ball forward.
1 : 17.06 {lHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 17.1 {lHBF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 17.16 {CHF} - philreich to send the ball forward.
1 : 17.2 {lHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 17.26 {lHFF} - snozulu floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 17.3 {rHBF} - snozulu has it.
1 : 17.34 {C} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 17.4 {C} - Poor effort GotTheGoodes. SaintsSeptember takes the mark.
1 : 17.45 {C} - So SaintsSeptember ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 17.51 {C} - GotTheGoodes might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on SaintsSeptember. Play on is the call.
1 : 17.55 {lW} - Firestarter takes off.
1 : 18.01 {lW} - Sun Ra nearly lost his fingers to a wayward Firestarter kick.
 
1 : 18.05 {rW} - Sun Ra slowing down the play.
1 : 18.09 {lHFF} - He looks for Jabba73.
1 : 18.16 {lHFF} - The Jesus was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
1 : 18.19 {rHBF} - The ball is now with The Jesus.
1 : 18.23 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker receives his handpass.
1 : 18.3 {CHB} - A quick handpass to BloodySwan.
1 : 18.34 {CHB} - A quick handpass to ant555.
1 : 18.4 {CHB} - Almost a throw to Kennedy Parker.
1 : 18.45 {CHB} - An underground handpass to BloodySwan.
1 : 18.51 {CHB} - Handpasses to Kennedy Parker.
1 : 18.55 {CHB} - Smashed by Pistol Night.
1 : 18.58 {CHF} - Pistol Night sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 19.05 {CHF} - Pistol Night bounces the ball.
1 : 19.09 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Jabba73 runs onto it.
1 : 19.15 {rHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 19.19 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 19.23 {rHFF} - Grav sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 19.3 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to The Sultan.
1 : 19.34 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to Grav.
1 : 19.4 {rFP} - Handballs over the top to norway blue.
1 : 19.44 {rFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 19.5 {rFP} - Off hands and through for one behind.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 4.1.25
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.1.1

1 : 19.58 {FB} - paraaaa signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 20.04 {lBP} - Ant Bear runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 20.08 {lBP} - Handballs over the top to BloodySwan.
1 : 20.15 {lBP} - He handpasses to ant555.
1 : 20.19 {lBP} - ant555 holds Pugsley out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
1 : 20.23 {rFP} - JustaBattler looks downfield.
1 : 20.3 {rFP} - A chance now for JustaBattler who kicks at goal.
1 : 20.34 {rFP} - JustaBattler kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 5.1.31
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.1.1

1 : 20.4 {C} - BloodySwan is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : 20.5 {lW} - The Sultan scoops up the ball.
1 : 20.54 {rW} - He elects to use Sun Ra and kicks in that direction.
1 : 20.58 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 21.04 {rW} - Nobody's checking Sun Ra.
1 : 21.08 {lHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 21.15 {lHFF} - Spoilt by The Jesus.
1 : 21.19 {lHFF} - Jabba73 with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 21.23 {lHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 21.29 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Pugsley.
1 : 21.33 {FF} - Kicks to a contest - gab213 looks to get to thre front.
1 : 21.39 {FF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 21.43 {FB} - The bounce favours Rodney Dangerfield and he is off and running.
1 : 21.5 {lBP} - He involves Ant Bear in the play.
1 : 21.53 {rHBF} - Kicks in the direction of The Jesus.
1 : 21.58 {rHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 22.04 {lHFF} - Who wants it? Jabba73 does. Great stuff.
1 : 22.08 - <<< Ticky009 is coming on to replace paraaaa >>>
1 : 22.19 {lHFF} - Jabba73 through heavy traffic.
1 : 22.23 {lHFF} - Brought down by The Jesus.
1 : 22.29 {rHBF} - The Jesus tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 22.33 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 22.39 {rHBF} - But the umpire says he interfered.
1 : 22.43 {lHFF} - Now Jabba73 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 22.47 {lHFF} - Jabba73 has wild shot at goal.
1 : 22.53 {lHFF} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 6.1.37
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.1.1

1 : 22.58 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
1 : 23.08 {lW} - Firestarter sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 23.14 {CHF} - Long raking kick in the direction of philreich.
1 : 23.19 {CHF} - That kick made it so easy for philreich.
1 : 23.22 {CHF} - philreich wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 23.29 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to GremioPower.
1 : 23.32 {CHF} - Quick hands to ant555 under pressure.
1 : 23.39 {CHF} - Ooof. Pugsley blindsides ant555 and I heard that from here.
1 : 23.43 {rHBF} - snozulu assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 23.47 {C} - Pumps it long for SaintsSeptember.
1 : 23.53 {C} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 23.57 {C} - SaintsSeptember with a little space.
1 : 24.04 {C} - Gets a handpass away to The Sultan.
1 : 24.08 {C} - BloodySwan might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on The Sultan. Play on is the call.
1 : 24.14 {C} - GotTheGoodes sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 24.18 {C} - He has a bounce.
1 : 24.22 {rHFF} - Power Raid trying to offer a lead.
1 : 24.28 {rHFF} - Spoilt by ArdentEagle.
1 : 24.32 {rHBF} - snozulu has a paddock.
1 : 24.38 {rHBF} - snozulu takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 24.43 {CHB} - Kilroy receives his handpass.
1 : 24.47 {CHB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 24.53 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to Pugsley.
1 : 24.57 {rHBF} - He involves snozulu in the play.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 6.1.37
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.1.1
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1 : 12.31 {rHFF} - Finds Grav with a handball.
1 : 12.37 {rHFF} - No-one on the mark! Grav takes off and kicks long at goal.
1 : 12.41 {rHFF} - It's a goal.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 3.0.18
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.1.1
Great stuff Grav!!!

Get around him boys!
 
2 : 25.03 {C} - norway blue on the end of this.
2 : 25.03 {C} - BloodySwan had that ruck contest all to themself.
2 : .1 {C} - Not enough pressure on SaintsSeptember.
2 : .13 {rW} - Quick hands to Sun Ra under pressure.
2 : .18 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to sunny3193.
2 : .24 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
2 : .28 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
2 : .34 {rHFF} - Grav with some space now.
2 : .38 {rHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : .43 {CHF} - Pistol Night runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : .49 {CHF} - That's a fantasic tackle by Kennedy Parker.
2 : .53 {lHBF} - KinderSmock with some space now.
2 : .59 {C} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to GotTheGoodes.
2 : 1.03 {C} - SaintsSeptember upset the marking attempt by GotTheGoodes.
2 : 1.09 {C} - The ball is now with SaintsSeptember.
2 : 1.13 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 1.17 {lW} - But the kick goes straight to jackster83.
2 : 1.24 {rW} - jackster83 breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 1.28 {rW} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
2 : 1.34 {rW} - jackster83 splits the sticks.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 6.1.37
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.1.7

2 : 1.38 {C} - The Sultan times his jump well and wins the tap.
2 : 1.49 {lW} - Firestarter hits the ground running.
2 : 1.52 {lW} - Handpass to space. BloodySwan runs onto it.
2 : 1.59 {CHF} - He rewards the philreich lead.
2 : 2.03 {CHF} - philreich can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 2.09 {CHB} - Kilroy has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 2.13 {CHB} - Hold on ....
2 : 2.17 - <<< Footy Is The Win is trading places with Kilroy >>>
2 : 2.28 {CHB} - Footy Is The Win assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 2.32 {CHB} - Pugsley runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 2.38 {CHB} - Pugsley disposed of the ball illegally - and he'll lose it.
2 : 2.42 {CHF} - The ball is now with philreich.
2 : 2.48 {CHF} - Huge handpass to ant555. As good as a kick.
2 : 2.52 {CHF} - No-look handpass to BloodySwan.
2 : 2.58 {CHF} - BloodySwan has latched onto a torp!.
2 : 3.02 {CHF} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 6.1.37
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.2.8

2 : 3.13 {FB} - With the ball is Kilroy.
2 : 3.17 {FB} - HirdsTheWord dispossesses him with ease.
2 : 3.23 {FF} - The ball is now with okeydoke7.
2 : 3.28 {FF} - okeydoke7 sells the dummy and has a shot.
 
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 6.1.37
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.1.1
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Match commencing shortly ... BOM v SCS

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                       SCS
Footy Is The Win            BLUEALLTHRU              ScrappyDo
HirdsTheWord                okeydoke7                Jewelsbon

snozulu                     Kilroy                   ArdentEagle
spookism                    philreich                Power Raid

Sun Ra                      SaintsSeptember           sunny3193
Firestarter                 GotTheGoodes             jackster83

Grav                        Pistol Night             Jabba73
KinderSmock                 Kennedy Parker           The Jesus

JustaBattler                gab213                   KohPhi
Ant Bear                    Rodney Dangerfield       Ticky009
                            BOM

BOM Foll : The Sultan, Pugsley, norway blue
SCS Foll : GremioPower, ant555, BloodySwan

BOM INT : iDon, Osc1
SCS INT : Shuestar13, paraaaa

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
BAGHDAD BOMBERS: <none>
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS: <none>

[RD 2], Conditions for this match - RAINY
Why does it always rain on me?
 
2 : 3.32 {FF} - Can he kick it? Yes he can.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 6.1.37
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 2.2.14


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Congratulations on your 1000th goal okeydoke7
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2 : 3.32 {FF} - Can he kick it? Yes he can.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 6.1.37
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 2.2.14


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Congratulations on your 1000th goal okeydoke7
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A legend becomes immortal.
 
2 : 3.38 {C} - The Sultan waits and wins the hitout.
2 : 3.48 {C} - Pugsley takes them on.
2 : 3.52 {C} - Great tackle on Pugsley.
2 : 3.58 {C} - GotTheGoodes signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 4.03 {rHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
2 : 4.07 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 4.13 {lHBF} - ArdentEagle is now off and running.
2 : 4.17 {CHB} - Footy Is The Win receives his handpass.
2 : 4.23 {CHB} - No-look handpass to Pugsley.
2 : 4.27 {CHB} - Pugsley has a bounce.
2 : 4.31 {CHB} - The Sultan receives his handpass.
2 : 4.37 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to norway blue.
2 : 4.41 {lW} - Boots the ball toward sunny3193.
2 : 4.48 {lW} - jackster83 drops an absolute sitter.
2 : 4.52 {lW} - sunny3193 has a paddock.
2 : 4.58 {C} - He transfers play using SaintsSeptember.
2 : 5.02 {C} - GotTheGoodes will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 5.06 {C} - GotTheGoodes looking for a lead.
2 : 5.12 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to spookism.
2 : 5.16 {lW} - He involves BloodySwan in the play.
2 : 5.23 {lW} - BloodySwan takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 5.26 {C} - Spears a kick towards GotTheGoodes.
2 : 5.33 {C} - GotTheGoodes is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 5.37 {C} - GotTheGoodes does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 5.41 {rHFF} - Power Raid takes off on a lead.
2 : 5.48 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
2 : 5.52 {rHFF} - Power Raid has a paddock.
2 : 5.58 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to spookism.
2 : 6.02 {lHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
2 : 6.06 {lHFF} - A poster! one behind.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 6.1.37
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 2.3.15

2 : 6.16 {FB} - Kilroy signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 6.22 {FB} - Huge bump by HirdsTheWord on Kilroy.
2 : 6.26 {FF} - okeydoke7 dances around BLUEALLTHRU.
2 : 6.33 {FF} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 6.37 {FF} - okeydoke7 opens up the goalface.
 

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