Official Match Thread Season 21 Round 2 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bandits at Van Cortlandt Park

[Wosh]

I bet you just love the shape of the helmet

I prefer ribbed helmets

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I prefer ribbed helmets

Seems uncomfortable but each to their own

 

[Wosh]

She sounds a heck of a lot better than Fatima. Hey, Wooshette - wanna come coach us?

I can give you some tips
You're wide open in the back, bloody slow on the wings..period.
You also lack penetration up front.

 

[chefmeister]

I can give you some tips
You're wide open in the back, bloody slow on the wings..period.
You also lack penetration up front.

But what about his ribs..?

 

[Wosh]

But what about his ribs..?

Wern't you busy doing something with a SAO in your own thread?

 

[zackah]

Geez the bandits are an angry bunch of flogs aren't they

Normally we experience such jealousy and hatred after we embarrass sides on the qooty field.

 

[chefmeister]

Wern't you busy doing something with a SAO in your own thread?

Nothing like a slice of meat on the bread.

 

[Freofalcon]

Geez the bandits are an angry bunch of flogs aren't they

Normally we experience such jealousy and hatred after we embarrass sides on the qooty field.

They need something to melt away their faux hardened exterior.



That should do it. Who could be angry after seeing that.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Thank us later, Warriors.

Softened em up nicely for you.

 

[Freofalcon]

Thank us later, Warriors.

Softened em up nicely for you.

So this isn't the norm then ?

 

[Itsmyshow]

They need something to melt away their faux hardened exterior.

View attachment 211511

That should do it. Who could be angry after seeing that.

Who the **** left all the toys outside for the dog to destroy??? You'll have no ****ing toys left!!

 

[BigJoeD_]

Who the **** left all the toys outside for the dog to destroy??? You'll have no ****ing toys left!!

Calm down old man, you'll do yourself a mischief

 

[Itsmyshow]

Calm down old man, you'll do yourself a mischief

Coward.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Coward.

It's worked out so nicely, I reckon I'll do this to the opposition full forward every week

 

[Red mist]

Well, after suffering through 'the loss we had to have' we get the chance to rebound against one of the league's true also-rans, a team so bereft of talent even the suspension ravaged EFC thumbed their nose at the Baghdad playing list...


Round 2 vs Baghdad Bandits
Coney Island Warriors Official Team Sheet​

B: Les Norton, Packedlunch, Norm Landrover
HB: BoshtrichBurger, BigJoeD_, Raveneyes
C: Lord_Flashheart, Frankston Rover, zackah
HF: Mr_Smooth, boncer34, Benwah83
F: Chappyuk, Reginald Perrin, DapperJong
FOLL: Wooshette, toxic, Freofalcon

I/C: Sydney Bloods, Mr Blicavs

Changes:
Packedlunch - FP > FB
Chappyuk - CHB > FP
BigJoeD_ - FB > CHB

A big Coney Island congratulations to Warrior hearththrob BoshtrichBurger, who plays his 100th SweetFA match this week
Three changes as the Warriors hierarchy tweaks a side hell bent on atoning for last weeks hiccup - most notably the return of PackedLangford to his rightful position terrorising opposition full forwards.

What a player, what a side, what a club.

As a very wise man once said - I got chills, they multiplyin'...

Coney Island Warriors - The Benchmark

​

Terrible.

 

[Packedlunch]

Just when you were going so well, you run with the 'your side is shit' routine...

You should be thanking me, your new opponent Packedlunch has three funbags for crying out loud.

Imagine that, 4 **** in the Baghdadi goalsquare

Just leave Titsmyshow to me BJ. Guaranteed to get plenty of touches but zero possessions.

 

[HaroLad]

Well I asked you who you were.

To which you said another ******* coward.

What makes you a coward mate? Who are these other cowards you speak of?

You're the ****ing coward.

 

[Smoooothy]

Just leave Titsmyshow to me BJ. Guaranteed to get plenty of touches but zero possessions.

View attachment 211576

Mentions ****, bj and questionable nudity. Class A posting my friend

 

[Freofalcon]

Just leave Titsmyshow to me BJ. Guaranteed to get plenty of touches but zero possessions.

View attachment 211576

Just found my new block mount for the games room.
Boobs.

 

[saintkildaman]

You're the ******* coward.

Says the ****ing coward!

 

[Wosh]

Just leave Titsmyshow to me BJ. Guaranteed to get plenty of touches but zero possessions.

View attachment 211576

Showmytits v Titsmyshow
Match up of the round

 

[BigJoeD_]

What's with all the coward talk?

I know you blokes hail from a war torn region, but you need to loosen up a tad, eh?

You're in NYC FFS

 

[HaroLad]

What's with all the coward talk?

I know you blokes hail from a war torn region, but you need to loosen up a tad, eh?

You're in NYC FFS

Baghdad isn't war torn, don't believe the Western media you capitalist pig.

(Send help, please)

Says the ******* coward!

Awkward.

 

[Freofalcon]

Who the **** left all the toys outside for the dog to destroy??? You'll have no ****ing toys left!!

Looking forward to seeing you throw your toys out of your cot after the reaming heading your way.

 

[saintkildaman]

Awkward.

I just wanted to join in on the coward calling... Teammate or not