Official Match Thread Season 21 Round 2 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bandits at Van Cortlandt Park

[Smoooothy]

Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet

B: loopy_cam Shermy KohPhi
HB: Jimmy1992 eth-dog saintkildaman
C: Citroin Red mist dennis kermit
HF: WFL princey Krazy Kris
F: iDon Itsmyshow PoppedCorn
Foll: Bigeasy beez HaroLad
I/C: Shermanator Upgrayedd

Changes:
KohPhi - I/C > BP
Shermanator - BP > I/C
princey - HFF > CHF
WFL - CHF > HFF

I can't pleasure myself to this..

 

[Wosh]

I can't pleasure myself to this..

It's very handy for bringing blood pressure down, settling babies to sleep and getting old people to take their medication though.

 

[ChappyUK]

Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet

B: loopy_cam Shermy KohPhi
HB: Jimmy1992 eth-dog saintkildaman
C: Citroin Red mist dennis kermit
HF: WFL princey Krazy Kris
F: iDon Itsmyshow PoppedCorn
Foll: Bigeasy beez HaroLad
I/C: Shermanator Upgrayedd

Changes:
KohPhi - I/C > BP
Shermanator - BP > I/C
princey - HFF > CHF
WFL - CHF > HFF

 

[BigJoeD_]

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Indeed.

Old mate Red mist stands out like a beacon in a sea of posting mediocrity.

I tell you what misty - put your head down and work on your craft this season, and I'll probably give you a tryout for a waiting list position at the Warriors next season.

Cool?

 

[Smoooothy]

Indeed.

Old mate Red mist stands out like a beacon in a sea of posting mediocrity.

I tell you what misty - put your head down and work on your craft this season, and I'll probably give you a tryout for a waiting list position at the Warriors next season.

Cool?

Lets face it, theres been a very good Baghdad to New York transitioning program available for Warriors.

Trust me, you can shine

Yours Truly
Mr_Smooth
Former Baghdadi, Powerhouse Warrior

 

[Wosh]

Indeed.

Old mate Red mist stands out like a beacon in a sea of posting mediocrity.

I tell you what misty - put your head down and work on your craft this season, and I'll probably give you a tryout for a waiting list position at the Warriors next season.

Cool?

I've already sent him my biggest and best muffin basket

 

[Shermy]

I can give you some tips
You're wide open in the back, bloody slow on the wings..period.
You also lack penetration up front.

I am not limber, you've obviously not seen me stretch if you think i'm wide open.

 

[Wosh]

I am not limber, you've obviously not seen me stretch if you think i'm wide open.

Dunno about limber, but you'll definitely be wide open after this game

You're welcome

 

[Shermy]

Dunno about limber, but you'll definitely be wide open after this game

You're welcome

RP isnt that good, you and I both know this. Hence the talking him up.

Speaking of RP, where is Reginald Perrin ?

 

[Wosh]

RP isnt that good, you and I both know this. Hence the talking him up.

Speaking of RP, where is Reginald Perrin ?

High Altitude Training.
And I mean high

 

[beez]

Indeed.

Old mate Red mist stands out like a beacon in a sea of posting mediocrity.

We embrace our mediocrity. Unlike you guys who are in complete denial about your loserdom. Donald Trump would love to have his way with you guy.

Lets face it, theres been a very good Baghdad to New York transitioning program available for Warriors.

Trust me, you can shine

Yet you still suck as much on the field as you ever have

 

[beez]

WTF do you call that?

No hyphens or commas to clearly define players.

No colour, no logo, no pizzazz.

Just more of the same from gloomy, beige Baghdad.

It's like you're ashamed to identify yourselves.

I guess when you steal your colours from the LV Bears though, I would be too...

Hey, maybe we're off-white, maybe stucco? Maybe ecru? mother-of-pearl? But hey, we're not beige!*






*I wonder who started the lame-arse fancy bullshit team sheet crap?

 

[Smoooothy]

Yet you still suck as much on the field as you ever have

oh hello beez. good to see you posting buddy. what are you, about 33% of the active posters in the bandits these days?

 

[BigJoeD_]

We embrace our mediocrity. Unlike you guys who are in complete denial

What do you mean? There is no 'I' in DENIAL

 

[beez]

oh hello beez. good to see you posting buddy. what are you, about 33% of the active posters in the bandits these days?

LAMO. C'mon man.

Show us your medals. Show us your awesomeness. Show us a 60m goal. Oh...

 

[Smoooothy]

LAMO. C'mon man.

Show us your medals. Show us your awesomeness. Show us a 60m goal. Oh...

here they are

 

[Frankston Rover]

LAMO.

beez is going to have a field day with you...

Oh wait.

 

[beez]

beez is going to have a field day with you...

Oh wait.

I was calling him a lamo. Not laughing at him. My Grade 2 insults are as sharp as they come

 

[Red mist]

Indeed.

Old mate Red mist stands out like a beacon in a sea of posting mediocrity.

I tell you what misty - put your head down and work on your craft this season, and I'll probably give you a tryout for a waiting list position at the Warriors next season.

Cool?

Probably

 

[Smoooothy]

you bombdits are about as funny as switzerland

 

[saintkildaman]

you bombdits are about as funny as switzerland

Leave Switzerland out of this.

 

[Red mist]

 

[BigJoeD_]

LAMO. C'mon man.

Look at Me Obfuscate?
Let's All Make Origami?

Love a Mango Orangarita?

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Look at Me Obfuscate?
Let's All Make Origami?

Love a Mango Orangarita?

Lick All My Orifices?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Lick All My Orifices?