Official Match Thread Season 21 Round 2 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bandits at Van Cortlandt Park

[Jimmy1992]

Myth confirmed - Bandits swallow.

Absolutely. Why would you put anything in your mouth that you wouldn't put in your stomach?
Warriors are basic.

You'll be crying tears of joy if you beat us? This game obviously means a lot you.

I think mine will be more tears of laughter.

Don't laugh Wooshette at least he's trying. He needs your support not your laughter.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Absolutely. Why would you put anything in your mouth that you wouldn't put in your stomach?
Warriors are basic.

How many toothbrushes have you swallowed lately?

 

[saintkildaman]

Game day. Hope the people of Coney Island are prepared for a big loss.

 

[ChappyUK]

Absolutely. Why would you put anything in your mouth that you wouldn't put in your stomach?
Warriors are basic.



Don't laugh Wooshette at least he's trying. He needs your support not your laughter.

Wooshette told me didn't have to bring my A game against you guys. From what I've seen so far she's spot on.

 

[toxic]

Wooshette told me didn't have to bring my A game against you guys. From what I've seen so far she's spot on.

Didn't have to bring good English either

Game Day!

Time to kick some banditass

 

[Wosh]

Wooshette told me didn't have to bring my A game against you guys. From what I've seen so far she's spot on.

You don't even need your B game, or C game..as long as Packedlunch brings his DD game

 

[Wosh]

How many toothbrushes have you swallowed lately?

I reckon he sticks them up his nose

 

[Packedlunch]

You don't even need your B game, or C game..as long as Packedlunch brings his DD game

Wooshette please... It's DDD!

I will mesmerise the d/h's with my dash and dare from the backline


It's hard to see how they will even score today. The backline of Les Norton Stronzo and myself is impossible to impregnate.

 

[Red mist]

Wooooooo. Bit of overconfidence here.

Wooshette please... It's DDD!

I will mesmerise the d/h's with my dash and dare from the backline

It's hard to see how they will even score today. The backline of Les Norton Stronzo and myself is impossible to impregnate.

Not sure about that. There's a lot of hormones in chicken.

 

[DapperJong]

For the Warriors it's gameday but for the bandits it's gay-m day.

nttawwt

 

[Wosh]

Game day. Hope the people of Coney Island are prepared for a big toss.

After a huge win? Always!

 

[zackah]

It's almost time Baghdad Bitches.

Start peppering angus

 

[ChappyUK]

Didn't have to bring good English either

Game Day!

Time to kick some banditass

I don't think banditass is a word grammar nazi.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Game day.

Good luck, Camel F***ers. You're going to need it.

 

[ChappyUK]

Starting to think I should have had my shots before facing this diseased vermin

 

[KohPhi]

For the Warriors it's gameday but for the bandits it's gay-m day.

nttawwt

In the land of the witless, the half-wit is the King..

 

[KohPhi]

Starting to think I should have had my shots before facing this diseased vermin

Im sure this bloke would help...

 

[DapperJong]

In the land of the witless, the half-wit is the King..

M8 stfu

 

[KohPhi]

M8 stfu

Is that the best you can do Great Leader??
I could tie a coffee bean to my arse, swim across the Yarra and leave a longer lasting residue than that last attempt

 

[DapperJong]

Is that the best you can do Great Leader??
I could tie a coffee bean to my arse, swim across the Yarra and leave a longer lasting residue than that last attempt

It's my speech writer's day off.

 

[KohPhi]

It's my speech writer's day off.

He/She must be good! You usually behead them when they ask for time off!!

 

[Freofalcon]

Is that the best you can do Great Leader??
I could tie a coffee bean to my arse, swim across the Yarra and leave a longer lasting residue than that last attempt

Swim in the Yarra ?

It would be safer leaning against a parked car in Al-Saydiya.

 

[Benwah83]

Starting to think I should have had my shots before facing this diseased vermin

It's ok. The club has hired a few Decontamination Chambers especially for this game. They're currently being set up in our changerooms for use at each of the intervals.

 

[KohPhi]

It's ok. The club has hired a few Decontamination Chambers especially for this game. They're currently being set up in our changerooms for use at each of the intervals.

Nice change rooms... Bit 'sterile' for my liking but if it suits the Warriors needs
then who am I to judge!!

 

[HaroLad]

M8 stfu

Great poster you've got there BigJoeD_ .