Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 12 - Geelong Wolves vs Baghdad Bombers at The Lair

[saintkildaman]

The AFL Geelong has you boys covered on the field but do you Wolves at least throw a better Mad Monday?

 

[Hoooops]

Don't want to jinx us into winning, but I think we might lose this week.

 

[saintkildaman]

Don't want to jinx us into winning, but I think we might lose this week.

The only chance we'd have at winning is if somehow the Wolves team bus broke down and their side was replaced with an under 12s netball team.

 

[Hoooops]

The only chance we'd have at winning is if somehow the Wolves team bus broke down and their side was replaced with an under 12s netball team.

These tactics go back a long way... shortly before the Match of the Century in 1886, South Melbourne supporters "attempted to destroy" a train going from Geelong to Melbourne. And the team wasn't even on the train, it was just supporters...

And now I feel like Frank from The Vicar of Dibley.

 

[KohPhi]

The only chance we'd have at winning is if somehow the Wolves team bus broke down and their side was replaced with an under 12s netball team.

Have you seen their Under 12's netball team??

 

[beez]

You just copied what I said, so you're instantly disqualified to judge

Hey hey. You didn't tell me were playing kindergarten rules. This is bullshit!

That's not even a real number.

You're not even

The only chance we'd have at winning is if somehow the Wolves team bus broke down and their side was replaced with an under 12s netball team.

Never ever underestimate a bunch of grade six girls. They'd have SM covered on many fronts.

 

[mike123]

Don't want to jinx us into winning, but I think we might lose this week.

The Cats have a higher chance in signing Daniel Wells than you winning this week.

 

[Hoooops]

The Cats have a higher chance in signing Daniel Wells than you winning this week.

...

Because Collingwood have already signed him..?

 

[mike123]

...

Because Collingwood have already signed him..?

Yes

 

[Hoooops]

Yes

I'm shocked to be sitting here.

 

[HaroLad]

Depends on what offers I get, and what direction the club is going in. I still owe the Wolves for the faith they put in me and resurrecting my career so I'll more than likely stay.

I didn't really ask, nor do I really care.

But if you want to come home to Baghdad you're more than welcome.

 

[mike123]

I didn't really ask, nor do I really care.

But if you want to come home to Baghdad you're more than welcome.

But you did ask and I answered and now here we are.

 

[mike123]

I'm shocked to be sitting here.

Yes Hops

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Just think about this for a second guys... GWBogan is going to win the mobbs medal

 

[Bet on Blue]

Just think about this for a second guys... GWBogan is going to win the mobbs medal

Lol, what is that gif from?

 

[beez]

The Cats have a higher chance in signing Daniel Wells than you winning this week.

Then why did you lay out this lovely fruit platter for us upon arrival? If we are no chance, we're not going to bother to come. Woohoo! Week off!

 

[Wojcinski]

Then why did you lay out this lovely fruit platter for us upon arrival? If we are no chance, we're not going to bother to come. Woohoo! Week off!

We're just a hospital bunch and its always good to play practice matches against weak opposition, like that time when Manchester United played against Australia in the early 00's

 

[KohPhi]

We're just a hospital bunch and its always good to play practice matches against weak opposition, like that time when Manchester United played against Australia in the early 00's

Your mob will definately be a hospital bunch when I'm finished with you all. Im angry. Im a mean, hard arsed bastard and will tear you all to......umm. ..

Oh who am I kidding.. any good yum cha in Geelong??

 

[Wojcinski]

Your mob will definately be a hospital bunch when I'm finished with you all. Im angry. Im a mean, hard arsed bastard and will tear you all to......umm. ..

Oh who am I kidding.. any good yum cha in Geelong??

No but we can get you a bucket of lard to share

 

[KohPhi]

No but we can get you a bucket of lard to share

 

[beez]

We're just a hospital bunch and its always good to play practice matches against weak opposition, like that time when Manchester United played against Australia in the early 00's

We're a hospital bunch too. For our home games we serve our opposition these glorious fondue fountains. Chocolate, cheese, cyanide...

 

[Wojcinski]

God dammit I meant hospitable you guys

 

[Quivorir]

The Official Geelong Wolves Mid Week Training Report (OGWMWTR)

NickCC doing some light training on the treadmill

DemonTim desperately trying to improve his lap times.

BotsMaster thought he'd get in some extra fitness training being a ball boy at the local tennis centre.

Hatchy1992 trying his darndest to reach that one pull up goal.

And Quivorir doing whatever it is Quivorir does at the gym.

 

[Wojcinski]

The Official Geelong Wolves Mid Week Training Report (OGWMWTR)

NickCC doing some light training on the treadmill

DemonTim desperately trying to improve his lap times.

BotsMaster thought he'd get in some extra fitness training being a ball boy at the local tennis centre.

Hatchy1992 trying his darndest to reach that one pull up goal.

And Quivorir doing whatever it is Quivorir does at the gym.

Oh that gym picture, I'm not even mad about the laptop guy but look at the guy on the rights wrists. What an absoloute bellend, he'll drop the bar on his head one day

 

[Hatchy1992]

Hatchy1992 trying his darndest to reach that one pull up goal.

Godamnit Quivorir no one told me our cameraman was in attendance!