Official Match Thread Season 23 Round 6 - Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC @Underground Stadium

[Millky95]

Found this photo taken from another league.
As you can see myself & NarrowMind are the standout competitors,
unlike Barrels who struggled to get a game, CALL ME SNAKE who showed promise but never delivered & Fred whom I've heard a rumour that he is hamstrung from an injury & may struggle to get up for this game (hopefully he is on the mend & not too far away from full fitness)

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Now that NarrowMind & myself play for the Sin City Swamprats,
with the other three playing for the lower grade Roys FFC, I can't see things changing.
Expect us to keep on dominating.

Ask Fred about his ALF medal from last season

Oh wait

 

[Barrels]

Found this photo taken from another league.
As you can see myself & NarrowMind are the standout competitors,
unlike Barrels who struggled to get a game, CALL ME SNAKE who showed promise but never delivered & Fred whom I've heard a rumour that he is hamstrung from an injury & may struggle to get up for this game (hopefully he is on the mend & not too far away from full fitness)

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Now that NarrowMind & myself play for the Sin City Swamprats,
with the other three playing for the lower grade Roys FFC, I can't see things changing.
Expect us to keep on dominating.

Always suspected you liked a snort Grav.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Good morrow fellow Qootyers.
Glad to be here.
Looking forward to it.
Mostly.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Dennis Cricket hey...

oh yeah, that guy

 

[nahnah]

Now Roys ... some housekeeping tips to make your week more enjoyable ...

# beer is readily available... stronger stuff if we can steal Millky95's liquor cabinet key.

# don't worry about the smell, you'll get used to it.

# yes, that is water ... the roof leaks.

# yes, there are a few goats left (but they're for our use)

# we will win ... accept that and you'll feel better.

Can we urinate wherever, whenever?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

oh yeah, that guy

You both have terrible hair.

 

[Far Kern]

The running joke is that you have to be in retirement to play for the Roys. The sad thing is that they all bought into that and now they're one of the least active lists going around.

Look at MannumPower, once the proud leader of spam, now all he does is play bridge and eat dinner at 4.30.

That's not what they do in those villages you know. Every afternoon is spent sculling cheap sherry, playing strip bingo and soggy anzac, and finished off with the keys to the secure ward all in a bowl.

 

[Noobz0r]

Can we urinate wherever, whenever?

Incontinence is a very sad affliction.

 

[nahnah]

Incontinence is a very sad affliction.

Thanks for the sympathy I take that as a yes

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

You both have terrible hair.

Aren't you supposed to be the nice guy of the league

 

[Grav]

Always suspected you liked a snort Grav.

Oh shit! Sprung

 

[Noobz0r]

Aren't you supposed to be the nice guy of the league

he's merely a spookism try-hard, and he knows it.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Aren't you supposed to be the nice guy of the league

Don't feel like it today. I'll be back to my normal self tomorrow.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

he's merely a spookism try-hard, and he knows it.

This is true. I aim to be just like spook. A legend. I've even had surgery to look like him.

 

[Noobz0r]

This is true. I aim to be just like spook. A legend. I've even had surgery to look like him.

Why would you do that when all you have to do is shave your head and grow a goatee to hide your weak chin?

 

[Barrels]

How the Rats see themselves...



How everyone else sees them...



What they'll look like post-match...



Conversely, how the Roys see themselves...



How everyone else sees us...



But how we're going to look post-match...



Happy QOOty-ing troops...

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Why would you do that when all you have to do is shave your head and grow a goatee to hide your weak chin?

I did that, but I needed to broaden my cheek bones, pin my ears back, lengthen my nose down and out, raise my eyebrows.
I'm going in for the final one on Saturday, finally getting the giant C&B on my forehead. So the spookism look will be complete.

 

[Klim]

Hi everyone!

 

[Far Kern]

How the Rats see themselves...

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How everyone else sees them...

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What they'll look like post-match...

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Conversely, how the Roys see themselves...

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How everyone else sees us...

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But how we're going to look post-match...

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Happy QOOty-ing troops...

Um, you missed our new club logo:

 

[Quadzilla]

Can we urinate wherever, whenever?

Yes ... but not above ground cos it runs thru pipes into your underground rooms

 

[Far Kern]

Also, hi MannumPower

Disappointingly, my money was on "less than ten minutes" for the first mirror reference.

 

[Golumless]

You both have terrible hair.

I'm impressed how randomly spiky Crumpet keeps his hair. Cricket needs to cut that unibrow though.

 

[royboy2]

Can we urinate wherever, whenever?

 

[spookism]

Good morrow fellow Qootyers.
Glad to be here.
Looking forward to it.
Mostly.

Oh hey there guy... I'll get in early - you're too good for this team.

Aren't you supposed to be the nice guy of the league

he's merely a spookism try-hard, and he knows it.

I've been hanging out with the wrong crowd and my crown has slipped.
I'll bounce back though friends.

This is true. I aim to be just like spook. A legend. I've even had surgery to look like him.

Looks like money well spent...

Why would you do that when all you have to do is shave your head and grow a goatee to hide your weak chin?

He will also need to strengthen his shoulders, as you know mine are pretty strong from carrying you since S18...

I did that, but I needed to broaden my cheek bones, pin my ears back, lengthen my nose down and out, raise my eyebrows.
I'm going in for the final one on Saturday, finally getting the giant C&B on my forehead. So the spookism look will be complete.

Same, same

 

[spookism]

I am reliably informed that her hips don't lie.
And Shakira speaks of Swamprats victory this week