Official Match Thread Season 23 Round 6 - Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC @Underground Stadium

[Grav]

Thought that was your trainer...

Our isn't as easy on the eye, and point-blank refuses to massage our players on the basis that it demeans women and reinforces patriarchal stereotypes inherent in suburban football club roles, but she makes a mean decaf soy macciato and can debate the SHIT out of gender bias in post-modern societal constructs.

We don't need to use our trainer .......
Umm! For er.. obvious reasons.

 

[spookism]

What a great week ahead. I love playing the Roys!

Good *uck all

I'm going to take that asterisk in the way it was meant.

 

[Far Kern]

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"Sup."

 

[McEvoy]

Some one has to be 'classy as ****' at the Swamprats, may as well be myself.

I think Ant Bear looks pretty snazzy in his winter jacket.



And I'd say we're a pretty slick rat pack all round

 

[Power Raid]

I think Ant Bear looks pretty snazzy in his winter jacket.

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And I'd say we're a pretty slick rat pack all round

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I'm the drunk that thinks he can sing

 

[Far Kern]

I'm the drunk that thinks he can sing

Um.

 

[McEvoy]

I'm the drunk that thinks he can sing

Same same

 

[Power Raid]

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Same same

nice gr ass

 

[Gray Day]

Who would make a worse coach? Minties or Michael Voss?

 

[Gray Day]

Anyone want to join the No Vosses Club?

 

[Quadzilla]

Who would make a worse coach? Minties or Michael Voss?

Its moments like these you need Vossy?

Could be a catchy ad jingle?

 

[Quadzilla]

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Ah ... you found your finger in the local ass?

Gray Day

 

[Grav]

Its moments like these you need Vossy?

Could be a catchy ad jingle?

Think I've Hird that before

 

[Power Raid]

Anyone want to join the No Vosses Club?

I'm a long serving member

 

[royboy2]

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'll have you know, Mitch Marsh quiet often plays as himself in Don Bradman Cricket and regularly gets big scores.

I do the same thing with AFL Live as the Swamprats and I always win the flag and Mobbs and ALF...



Mate, I'm suave when is a suit.

I will take your women and punch you in the throat at the same time.

Sure. And I'm actually David Bowie.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Um.

Wait is this an actual thing?

 

[spookism]

Sure. And I'm actually David Bowie.

But that would make you a ghost...
That will make pantskyle mad when he returns. He likes to have the monopoly on that.

 

[Noobz0r]

Sure. And I'm actually David Bowie.

Sounds about right, you're both horribly overrated.

 

[Ant Bear]

Life may be a hallucination from inhaling too much oxygen.
Please continue with the match thread.

You've been sniffing your captain's farts

Haven't you?

 

[Ant Bear]

Because it sounds vaguely like it.

I had you as more of a Roy Orbison-type of guy.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Think I've Hird that before

There's Buckley's chance you have

Quit Lyon

 

[Ant Bear]

Also known as The Mitchell Marsh Approach?

As we speak...
Sigh.

 

[Ant Bear]

Thought that was your trainer...

Our isn't as easy on the eye, and point-blank refuses to massage our players on the basis that it demeans women and reinforces patriarchal stereotypes inherent in suburban football club roles, but she makes a mean decaf soy macciato and can debate the SHIT out of gender bias in post-modern societal constructs.

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But is she an easy root when drunk?

 

[Ant Bear]

I'll have you know, Mitch Marsh quiet often plays as himself in Don Bradman Cricket and regularly gets big scores.

I do the same thing with AFL Live as the Swamprats and I always win the flag and Mobbs and ALF...



Mate, I'm suave when is a suit.

I will take your women and punch you in the throat at the same time.

Is this your new nuance, spookism? Multiquoting?
WTF? After all you taught me...