Official Match Thread Season 24, Round 3 - Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Dragon Island

[LicoriceAllsorts]

or don't **** it...

 

[spookism]

4 : 19.46 {C} - Hate palms the ball down.
4 : 19.54 {C} - Not enough pressure on VSTone.
4 : 19.57 {C} - Great tackle by Tony Lynn 15.
4 : 20.01 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 20.05 {rW} - A poor handpass but KohPhi is up to the challenge.
4 : 20.08 {lHFF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on HumanMeatball to mark.
4 : 20.11 {lHFF} - HumanMeatball misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Mooresome.
4 : 20.15 {rHBF} - Mooresome sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 20.19 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 20.23 {CHB} - Finds Determinant with a handball.
4 : 20.25 {CHB} - Determinant has a bounce.
4 : 20.3 {rW} - Boots the ball toward Knifey Spoony.
4 : 20.34 {rW} - Big mark by BEEG!.
4 : 20.37 {lW} - BEEG through heavy traffic.
4 : 20.4 {lW} - BEEG bounces the ball.
4 : 20.44 {CHF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 20.48 {CHF} - Spoilt by Determinant.
4 : 20.52 {CHF} - Shermy takes them on.
4 : 20.54 {CHF} - Shermy is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 20.58 {rHBF} - Mooresome has a paddock.
4 : 21.02 {rHBF} - HumanMeatball sews Mooresome up in a fantastic tackle.
4 : 21.07 {lHFF} - HumanMeatball tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 21.08 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to miggs.
4 : 21.13 {rW} - Long handpass to the running LicoriceAllsorts.
4 : 21.17 {rW} - An underground handpass to KohPhi.
4 : 21.21 {rW} - I don't know what the ump expected him to do - but he's lost the ball.
4 : 21.25 {lW} - WFL to send the ball forward.
4 : 21.27 {lW} - WFL from just outside the fifty ...
4 : 21.31 {lW} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to WFL.
Dragons FFC : 19.6.120
Baghdad Bombers : 14.11.95
4 : 21.39 {FB} - Citroin has possession.
4 : 21.42 {lHBF} - Throws it onto his boot.
4 : 21.46 {lHBF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Scorpus.
4 : 21.5 {rHFF} - Scorpus looking for a lead.
4 : 21.53 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to Pie 4 Life.
4 : 21.56 {lHFF} - That's a monster kick ....
4 : 22 {lHFF} - A wayward kick from Pie 4 Life. A minor score.
Dragons FFC : 19.7.121
Baghdad Bombers : 14.11.95
4 : 22.08 {FB} - So beez ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 22.1 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Daniel McL.
4 : 22.15 {rBP} - billingsnumber on the end of this.
4 : 22.19 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Daniel McL.
4 : 22.23 {rBP} - A slick handpass goes to KohPhi.
4 : 22.27 {rBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 22.29 {rBP} - Fires out the handpass to billingsnumber.
4 : 22.33 {rBP} - billingsnumber dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 22.37 {rBP} - iBeng monsters Daniel McL.
4 : 22.42 {rFP} - Ljp86 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 22.43 {rFP} - Ljp86 goes for goal.
4 : 22.47 {rFP} - It's a goal.
Dragons FFC : 20.7.127
Baghdad Bombers : 14.11.95
4 : 22.52 {C} - KohPhi wins the tapout.
4 : 22.58 {rW} - Taking the ball is LicoriceAllsorts.
4 : 23.02 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to billingsnumber.
4 : 23.06 {lHFF} - HumanMeatball trying to offer a lead.
4 : 23.1 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of HumanMeatball.
4 : 23.12 {rHBF} - Mooresome slowing down the play.
4 : 23.16 {rW} - Quick hands to Hate under pressure.
4 : 23.21 {rW} - Hate goes for a long goal.
4 : 23.25 {rW} - Hate thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
Dragons FFC : 20.8.128
Baghdad Bombers : 14.11.95
4 : 23.31 {FB} - The ball is now with beez.
4 : 23.35 {FB} - Quick hands to billingsnumber.
4 : 23.39 {rHBF} - UnitedWarrior93 presents.
4 : 23.41 {rHBF} - Pie 4 Life is in the way and will mark.
4 : 23.45 {CHF} - Spanna_ has possession.
4 : 23.49 {CHF} - Dawn to Dark drags Spanna_ down beautifully.
4 : 23.53 {CHB} - Dawn to Dark to send the ball forward.
4 : 23.57 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
4 : 24 {rHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 24.04 {rHBF} - Pie 4 Life drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 24.08 {rHFF} - Scorpus looking for a lead.
4 : 24.12 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running Spanna_.
4 : 24.14 {CHF} - Passes to Hate by hand.
4 : 24.18 {rHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards Scorpus.
4 : 24.22 {rHFF} - But chipping in front is HaroLad.
4 : 24.27 {lHBF} - So HaroLad ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.28 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily KohPhi was well placed to clean up.
4 : 24.32 {lHBF} - KohPhi is chased down by vanders - great effort!.
4 : 24.37 {CHF} - So Spanna_ ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.41 {CHF} - That looks pretty close ....
4 : 24.43 {CHF} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by Spanna_.
Dragons FFC : 21.8.134
Baghdad Bombers : 14.11.95
4 : 24.47 {C} - Hate wins the hitout.
4 : 24.55 {lW} - WFL with some space now.
4 : 24.57 {rW} - Quick hands to Knifey Spoony under pressure.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Dragons FFC : 21.8.134
Baghdad Bombers : 14.11.95
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

nah yeah, **** it

 

[PhenomenalV1]

4 : 19.38 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 may even have goaled.
4 : 19.42 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 gets the goal.
Dragons FFC : 19.5.119
Baghdad Bombers : 14.11.95

I just want to point out that despite the fact that the Bombers are losing,, I've kicked half of the teams goals. #ThePhenomShow.

 

[Hate]

nah yeah, **** it

Nice melt.
miggs

 

[Hate]

I just want to point out that despite the fact that the Bombers are losing,, I've kicked half of the teams goals. #ThePhenomShow.

#TheOneManShow

 

[spookism]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

DRA SENIORS Vs BOM SENIORS
DRA               5    0        11   1        18   4        21   8    134     
BOM               3    3        6    4        9    7        14   11   95       
DRA        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  BOM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Jatz        0  7  1  7  1  1  0  0  0   43  Daniel McL   0  7  3  8  1  0  2  0  0   44
A Swallow   0  3  0  1  0  0  0  0  0   11  Citroin      0  9  6  3  0  0  1  0  0   48
cammo6556   0  1  1  8  0  2  1  0  0   21  beez         0  5  1  4  0  0  1  0  0   23
Mooresome   0  4  6  6  0  0  1  0  0   39  UnitedWarr   0  13 4  6  2  2  0  0  0   73
Determinan  0  8  1  2  1  0  0  1  0   41  Dawn to Da   0  8  3  6  1  0  1  0  0   46
AmericanCr  0  6  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   32  HaroLad      0  10 8  8  2  0  0  0  0   78
Knifey Spo  0  9  7  21 0  0  4  1  0   84  LicoriceAl   0  15 7  12 1  2  4  0  0   84
VSTone      0  10 7  17 2  1  1  1  0   97  Tony Lynn    0  10 5  18 2  0  3  0  0   80
WFL         0  21 10 20 0  2  4  2  2  137  BEEG         0  8  5  7  2  2  1  0  0   60
Scorpus     0  5  5  11 4  0  2  1  0   68  iDon         0  6  6  7  1  0  1  0  2   53
Spanna_     0  9  3  8  1  2  0  2  0   70  Shermy       0  4  1  2  1  0  0  2  0   35
Pie 4 Life  0  7  4  9  2  0  2  2  1   66  HumanMeatb   0  4  4  3  0  0  1  1  1   34
Ljp86       0  4  0  1  1  0  0  2  2   32  Lynton Mar   0  1  0  0  1  0  0  1  0   13
Hatchy1992  0  5  0  0  1  0  0  3  2   39  Phenomenal   0  10 1  0  1  1  0  7  3   83
iBeng       0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  TheCoach16   0  0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0    9
Hate        19 12 0  10 5  3  0  2  1  111  KohPhi       11 16 0  10 4  1  1  1  1  100
The Half B  0  13 0  7  4  1  0  1  0   76  billingsnu   0  10 0  9  7  3  0  0  0   79
vanders     0  6  4  5  2  0  0  0  0   48  miggs        0  9  0  10 10 2  0  0  1   90
Blaze Stor  0  9  0  5  9  6  0  2  0   91  ant555       0  7  4  3  1  1  2  1  3   47
chefmeiste  0  6  5  3  1  0  0  0  0   43  Trust_in_s   0  8  3  10 4  1  0  1  0   76

            DRA   BOM
Hitouts   : 19   11
Kicks     : 146  160
Marks     : 56   62
Handballs : 145  127
Tackles   : 34   42
Frees For : 18   15
Frees Ag. : 15   18
Smothers  : 1    1
Ironouts  : 13   14
Inside50  : 20   15
Goals     : 21   14
Behinds   : 8    11

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
3.02 - Goal to Determinant (DRA) - DRA by 6 point(s).
4.35 - Rushed behind to BOM - DRA by 5 point(s).
5.23 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (BOM) - BOM by 1 point(s).
6.33 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (BOM) - BOM by 7 point(s).
8.07 - Behind to ant555 (BOM) - BOM by 8 point(s).
9.4 - Goal to WFL (DRA) - BOM by 2 point(s).
14.53 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 4 point(s).
15.14 - Goal to VSTone (DRA) - DRA by 10 point(s).
16.38 - Goal to KohPhi (BOM) - DRA by 4 point(s).
17.03 - Goal to Hate (DRA) - DRA by 10 point(s).
19.4 - Behind to PhenomenalV1 (BOM) - DRA by 9 point(s).

Second Quarter :
3.19 - Goal to Hate (DRA) - DRA by 15 point(s).
3.52 - Goal to Knifey Spoony (DRA) - DRA by 21 point(s).
5.43 - Goal to Scorpus (DRA) - DRA by 27 point(s).
12.46 - Goal to Trust_in_sps (BOM) - DRA by 21 point(s).
14.22 - Goal to Spanna_ (DRA) - DRA by 27 point(s).
16.22 - Behind to KohPhi (BOM) - DRA by 26 point(s).
18.26 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (BOM) - DRA by 20 point(s).
19.42 - Behind to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 21 point(s).
20.34 - Goal to Blaze Storm (DRA) - DRA by 27 point(s).
21.53 - Goal to Blaze Storm (DRA) - DRA by 33 point(s).
24.37 - Goal to Shermy (BOM) - DRA by 27 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.3 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 33 point(s).
2.03 - Behind to ant555 (BOM) - DRA by 32 point(s).
2.24 - Goal to Grandsun (BOM) - DRA by 26 point(s).
5 - Goal to iBeng (DRA) - DRA by 32 point(s).
7.04 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 38 point(s).
7.28 - Goal to WFL (DRA) - DRA by 44 point(s).
13.13 - Behind to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 45 point(s).
13.35 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 51 point(s).
14.15 - Goal to ant555 (BOM) - DRA by 45 point(s).
15.35 - Behind to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 46 point(s).
17.3 - Goal to The Half Back (DRA) - DRA by 52 point(s).
18.3 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 58 point(s).
20.07 - Behind to ant555 (BOM) - DRA by 57 point(s).
22.53 - Behind to iDon (BOM) - DRA by 56 point(s).
23.22 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (BOM) - DRA by 50 point(s).
24.37 - Behind to WFL (DRA) - DRA by 51 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.06 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 57 point(s).
6.1 - Behind to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 58 point(s).
8.24 - Goal to Shermy (BOM) - DRA by 52 point(s).
10.23 - Behind to PhenomenalV1 (BOM) - DRA by 51 point(s).
11.3 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (BOM) - DRA by 45 point(s).
13.33 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (BOM) - DRA by 39 point(s).
14.49 - Behind to miggs (BOM) - DRA by 38 point(s).
15.35 - Rushed behind to BOM - DRA by 37 point(s).
16.12 - Goal to HumanMeatball (BOM) - DRA by 31 point(s).
19.23 - Behind to HumanMeatball (BOM) - DRA by 30 point(s).
19.46 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (BOM) - DRA by 24 point(s).
21.36 - Behind to WFL (DRA) - DRA by 25 point(s).
22.04 - Behind to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 26 point(s).
22.52 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 32 point(s).
23.27 - Behind to Hate (DRA) - DRA by 33 point(s).
24.47 - Goal to Spanna_ (DRA) - DRA by 39 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

DRA
AmericanCrow         0 (On) Total : 100%
vanders              0 (On) 85.01 (Off) 88.43 (On) Total : 96%
Spanna_              0 (On) Total : 100%
A Swallow            0 (On) 20.46 (Off) 85.01 (On) Total : 36%
chefmeister          0 (On) 62.04 (Off) Total : 62%
Jatz                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Knifey Spoony        0 (On) Total : 100%
VSTone               0 (On) Total : 100%
WFL                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Scorpus              0 (On) Total : 100%
Determinant          0 (On) 38.39 (Off) 62.04 (On) Total : 76%
Pie 4 Life           0 (On) Total : 100%
Ljp86                0 (On) Total : 100%
Hatchy1992           0 (On) Total : 100%
iBeng                0 (On) Total : 100%
Hate                 0 (On) Total : 100%
cammo6556            0 (On) 36.01 (Off) 38.39 (On) Total : 97%
Blaze Storm          0 (On) 88.43 (Off) Total : 88%
Mooresome            0 (Off) 20.46 (On) Total : 78%
The Half Back        0 (Off) 36.01 (On) Total : 63%

BOM
Grandsun        0 (On) 3.31 (Off) 5.02 (On) Total : 98%
Citroin              0 (On) Total : 100%
beez                 0 (On) Total : 100%
UnitedWarrior93      0 (On) Total : 100%
HumanMeatball        0 (On) 21.04 (Off) 86.03 (On) Total : 35%
Daniel McL           0 (On) Total : 100%
LicoriceAllsorts     0 (On) Total : 100%
Tony Lynn 15         0 (On) Total : 100%
TheCoach16           0 (On) Total : 100%
iDon                 0 (On) Total : 100%
BEEG                 0 (On) 48.1 (Off) 54.13 (On) Total : 94%
ant555               0 (On) 86.03 (Off) Total : 86%
Dawn to Dark         0 (On) 5.02 (Off) 21.04 (On) Total : 84%
PhenomenalV1         0 (On) Total : 100%
Trust_in_sps         0 (On) 54.13 (Off) Total : 54%
KohPhi               0 (On) Total : 100%
HaroLad              0 (On) 14.25 (Off) 37.27 (On) Total : 77%
miggs                0 (On) Total : 100%
Shermy               0 (Off) 3.31 (On) 37.27 (Off) 48.1 (On) Total : 85%
billingsnumber       0 (Off) 14.25 (On) Total : 84%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• Neither having much reason to brag, ant555 and A Swallow were evenly matched. - 20m from 0 to 20.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, PhenomenalV1 massacred A Swallow. - 9m from 85 to 94.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, AmericanCrow did well against iDon. - 19m from 70 to 89.
• In what was a very slow day for both, AmericanCrow won the bout with TheCoach16. - 43m from 8 to 51.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Trust_in_sps had the better of AmericanCrow. - 1m from 4 to 5.
• In a solid performance, chefmeister won the bout with BEEG. - 46m from 0 to 46.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, BEEG did very well against Knifey Spoony. - 45m from 55 to 100.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, billingsnumber and cammo6556 were evenly matched. - 20m from 15 to 35.
• While not all all one-way, Blaze Storm came out tops over the brave miggs. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In a solid performance, Citroin was easily the winner in the clash with Hatchy1992. - 90m from 7 to 97.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Daniel McL did a demolition job on iBeng. - 43m from 54 to 97.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Scorpus was slightly more polished than Daniel McL. - 51m from 2 to 53.
• In quite a tussle, Dawn to Dark did very well against Spanna_. - 78m from 21 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Determinant did well against HumanMeatball. - 5m from 2 to 7.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Determinant gave Grandsun a lesson. - 22m from 8 to 30.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Determinant and Shermy were evenly matched. - 27m from 69 to 96.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, cammo6556 beat HaroLad today - but not by much. - 12m from 1 to 13.
• In an enthralling contest, HaroLad did very well against Scorpus. - 40m from 59 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, Hate was easily the winner in the clash with KohPhi. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While very slim pickings for both players, HumanMeatball was slightly more polished than Mooresome. - 8m from 90 to 98.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Spanna_ came out tops over the brave HumanMeatball. - 7m from 10 to 17.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Jatz beat iDon today - but not by much. - 58m from 0 to 58.
• Neither having much reason to brag, TheCoach16 had the better of Jatz. - 6m from 85 to 91.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, TheCoach16 gave Knifey Spoony a bath. - 4m from 0 to 4.
• In a resume-material performance, Trust_in_sps had Knifey Spoony's measure. - 38m from 12 to 50.
• In a resume-material performance, WFL exposed LicoriceAllsorts's frailties. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Ljp86 either broke even with beez or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 91m from 7 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Grandsun and cammo6556 were well-matched - there was no victor. - 39m from 51 to 90.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, vanders did well against miggs. - 11m from 89 to 100.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Mooresome won the bout with ant555. - 58m from 27 to 85.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, PhenomenalV1 was way too good for vanders. - 69m from 4 to 73.
• In an epic battle, Pie 4 Life and UnitedWarrior93 were hard to separate - though Pie 4 Life was slightly more effective. - 91m from 7 to 98.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, chefmeister beat Shermy today - but not by much. - 13m from 49 to 62.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Shermy was easily the winner in the clash with iBeng. - 17m from 7 to 24.
• In an epic battle, billingsnumber and The Half Back were well-matched - there was no victor. - 63m from 36 to 99.
• In an epic battle, VSTone either broke even with Tony Lynn 15 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 93m from 2 to 95.

 

[KohPhi]

Premiership hangover taking hold.. let's hit the T**ty bars for a sesh this week and try and work out how to get our heads back in the game.
Well played Dragons, thanks for at fun week of banter!!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Great win, Dragons. That's what I get for bragging all week...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Well done Dragons, far too good for us today. Well deserved the victory.

Really enjoyable week of banter too, good luck for the rest of the season!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Premiership hangover taking hold.. let's hit the T**ty bars for a sesh this week and try and work out how to get our heads back in the game.
Well played Dragons, thanks for at fun week of banter!!

Or worst case we just get head before the next game!

 

[VSTone]

WFL ,Time to smoke some Camel herders Champ!

Some, not all of them...

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Congratulations Dragons
Guess I'm all talk no walk

 

[TheCoach16]

**** this game

Indeed !

 

[TheCoach16]

Well done Dragons. We never looked like it...

And thanks for a fantastic week of banter. You guys are a quality group...

 

[Trust_in_sps]

Good win dragons, too good on the day, Good luck for the rest of the year

 

[HaroLad]

I'm retiring

 

[VSTone]

Cya next time around Bombers, time to hit the showers Dragons and then it's onto Happy Hour at CD's!

 

[Hate]

Cheers for the week, Bombers. Very enjoyable. Best of luck for the remainder of the season!

Go Dragons!

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Best of luck for the season, an amusing week of shit stirring and banter it was

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I'm retiring

Good riddance.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I wish the Dragballs shit luck for the rest of the season and hope they fold halfway thru

good night

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

A tough loss today lads but when you are a professional Qootballer like me you are straight on recovery for next week. I copped a heavy knock to the shoulder today so I am in recovery mode and right now have 5 of the hottest chicks you would ever meet icing my ****!

 

[VSTone]

Close the door Tony Lynn 15 if you're coming in!
you know the drafts play havoc with the button mushrooms...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Close the door Tony Lynn 15 if your coming in!
you know the drafts play havoc with the button mushrooms...

That is not a draft...that is me gently blowing!