Official Match Thread Season 24: Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[Biggie]

We're going for the record.

Hawks are shitposters now.

I'd like to say we were shitposters waay back when too

We made shitposting cool

 

[KohPhi]

You know it.

Please don't mourn it, just let it die.
It was meant to be.

Do you think my new initiative #turdsday will take off?

 

[BRAB]

resemble the aftermath of a Ariana Grande concert.

Jokes like this mean the terrorists won't win.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Happy #rednesday

'How can a light that burned so brightly suddenly burn so pale'

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Is that candle red? The emptiness I feel right now is overwhelming.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

If only there was another place on the internet that you could access this content.

Condolences KohPhi.

There is. I never wanted to drag my business partner into this but brahj you are right, plenty of other places on the internet to access this content.

https://www.tonyandmarks.com.au/our-brands/fresh-stems/scented-candles

 

[Dawn to Dark]

What have you got this time Hawkies
Or will you go crying back to your mothers like the weak little shits you are

 

[KohPhi]

What have you got this time Hawkies
Or will you go crying back to your mothers like the weak little shits you are

Aaaaand we are away!!

 

[spookism]

What have you got this time Hawkies
Or will you go crying back to your mothers like the weak little shits you are

There is no way you are twenty-seven.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Aaaaand we are away!!

Looks like we have decided to take the new ball and go all out attack whilst there is still some swing in the air!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

There is no way you are twenty-seven.

I used that many a time at the Doncaster Hotel over 40's night!

 

[Dawn to Dark]

There is no way you are twenty-seven.

Judging by the ammount of shit that comes outta youre mouth you sound like a teenager

 

[spookism]

Judging by the ammount of shit that comes outta youre mouth you sound like a teenager

Oh sweet Jesus...

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Oh sweet Jesus...

Ahh its ok
You and your mates have retracted back into their shell anyway

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Reckon the bombers will enjoy ****ing BRAB boys dead corpse after yesterday's annihilation

 

[spookism]

So this is what happens when you homeschool your kids and then leave them all day for cheap beers and the pokies down the local.

Good to know.

 

[brahj]

Reckon the bombers will enjoy ******* BRAB boys dead corpse after yesterday's annihilation

At least you've finally moved on from babies.

#harmminimisation

 

[BRAB]

Reckon the bombers will enjoy ******* BRAB boys dead corpse after yesterday's annihilation

Day 2: Necrophilia

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'd like to say we were shitposters waay back when too

We made shitposting cool

We did take some time off there for a while. Let's just say we're re-instilling some old team values.

 

[miggs]

If I say yes does that give me permission to make gay jokes?

Yes you have my permission

 

[miggs]

I used that many a time at the Doncaster Hotel over 40's night!

I have a digital penetration story to tell later on. Involving a 44yo, her 21yo daughter and McDonalds

Edit: as that sounded a bit rapey, I need to add it was fully consensual by all parties involved

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

This is just my recap from yesterday with TheCoach16 and BRAB going head to head.

For the purpose of this example, the coach is Hit Girl and BRAB is Rosul's girlfriend in the red dress with the big t***ies! Perhaps that part is just more about me and how I like to visualise BRAB.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I have a digital penetration story to tell later on. Involving a 44yo, her 21yo daughter and McDonalds

You may want to save that miggs until we have the pie night at Uncle Tony's house with the over 28's/40's nights theme at the local!

 

[miggs]

You may want to save that miggs until we have the pie night at Uncle Tony's house with the over 28's/40's nights theme at the local!

I love me a cougar hunt. I'm there

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I love me a cougar hunt. I'm there

I thought you said cougar hunt.

 

[miggs]

I thought you said cougar hunt.

I thought you said you thought I said cougar hunt.