Official Match Thread Season 24: Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[TheCoach16]

That's what she said?

It is actually, exactly what she said...

If I didn't despise the use of those ridiculous emotions, I'd add a sad face here...

 

[Brown Bottle]

You're late.

Might have to quit my job so that I can get back on track

 

[TheCoach16]

I having nothing in life

Oh BRAB...

 

[TheCoach16]

Might have to quit my job so that I can get back on track

You have a job???

Well ladi dah. Aren't we all fancy...

 

[Brown Bottle]

We're going for the record.

Hawks are shitposters now.

Can you remind me of what we were before?

 

[BRAB]

Can you remind me of what we were before?

BRABless

 

[brahj]

Can you remind me of what we were before?

Mostly inactive.

 

[Brown Bottle]

You have a job???

Well ladi dah. Aren't we all fancy...

Jealousy is a curse. I make an honest living

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Can you remind me of what we were before?

Nonposters.

 

[Brown Bottle]

Mostly inactive.

Ahhh yes. Those were, indeed, the days my friend

 

[Brown Bottle]

Nonposters.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Don't lie. Stats say you've been sucked in.

Comparitively.

 

[Brown Bottle]

Don't lie. Stats say you've been sucked in.

Comparitively.

False premise

I'm more active in even numbered seasons

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I find it humerous that a licorice all sort is slightly similar looking to the Gay rainbow flag. Is there a hidden meaning to all this mate? It's totes cool if there is. We accept all sorts at Baghdad. Just meet us by the big stone pit at 8am yeah?

If I say yes does that give me permission to make gay jokes?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Jesus, 30 pages in a day...

Maybe they're right, maybe quantity doesn't equal quality...

I don't recall anyone ever saying that.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

That's not ok.

Or is it?

I'll have to ask the only lesbian I know.

Van_Dyke can gay men make lesbian jokes?

I actually thought for all this time I have been on here that he was a van.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

He knows.

Get him on wearing his pants back to front.

So you are saying his SFA career is at the (Kris) Kross roads??

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I having nothing in life but one upping Sweet FA posters. Give me this

You also have that nasty rash.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

So I have rocked up on day two and here is the pitch report. Yesterday it was a real green top and giving plenty to the fast bowlers. Things cried out a little in the afternoon session and the medium pace toilers came on. Today there is still some moisture in the air so I think it will take pace again early but this wicket will deteriorate quickly and wickets will fall.

 

[spookism]

Alrighty.

Yesterday was yesterday.
This is still saveable, after all it is only Wednesday.

Basically, I see this match thread being a resemblance of the actual match.
Lots of bluster and airswings by the Bombers as the Hawks go about their way, dissembling the opposition in such a way that the final result will resemble the aftermath of a Ariana Grande concert.

 

[KohPhi]

We're going for the record.

Hawks are shitposters now.

You have become everything Golumless and Noobz0r despise. Hawks v Gumbies. The day the boys club splits

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Alrighty.

Yesterday was yesterday.
This is still saveable, after all it is only Wednesday.

Basically, I see this match thread being a resemblance of the actual match.
Lots of bluster and airswings by the Bombers as the Hawks go about their way, dissembling the opposition in such a way that the final result will resemble the aftermath of a Ariana Grande concert.

Some unbiased and level headed observations to start the day.

 

[KohPhi]

Happy #rednesday

'How can a light that burned so brightly suddenly burn so pale'

 

[spookism]

Some unbiased and level headed observations to start the day.

You know it.

Happy #rednesday

'How can a light that burned so brightly suddenly burn so pale'

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Please don't mourn it, just let it die.
It was meant to be.

 

[brahj]

Happy #rednesday

'How can a light that burned so brightly suddenly burn so pale'

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If only there was another place on the internet that you could access this content.

Condolences KohPhi.