Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 1: Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at House of Gumby

[StFly]

You should stick your hand up mate

Friggen lol.

Check the archives yeah?

 

[Walshy_The_Goat]

This you?

George out catching fish in between smugly eating dishes on Masterchef and assaulting Victory fans?

How ever does the pompous git find time?

 

[Headless]

Sexiest team out. Now to kick the season off with a bag on my debut...

No, not that bag!

Yakker, somebody finally found your qooty bag.

 

[Walshy_The_Goat]

Yakker, somebody finally found your qooty bag.

Well, I was going to say I will 'kick a bag' in Round 1, but I did it anyway to a bag in the locker room on the way out...

Was his the one filled with fine china?

 

[manangatang]

Yakker, somebody finally stole your qooty bag.

EFA

 

[hotkorma]

Yakker, somebody finally found your qooty bag.

Yackers bag

 

[RU_]

You’ve found your true home ?

Negative. Just helping a struggling club back to the top, this will be 3 out of 3 once I’m finished.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Sexiest team out. Now to kick the season off with a bag on my debut...

No, not that bag!

Colostomy bag?

 

[RU_]

What made you return to the league, RU_?

This place always finds a way to drag you back in, every damn time.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Negative. Just helping a struggling club back to the top, this will be 3 out of 3 once I’m finished.

In that case, you might want to change your sig. Are the Wonders struggling? Don't know, don't care.

 

[RU_]

In that case, you might want to change your sig. Are the Wonders struggling? Don't know, don't care.

Wonders are in a better position since I went and left, haven’t been on a computer to touch my sig yet.

 

[cooney]

Sure do!

He sucks

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Sorry for my absence, I’ve been busy dealing with vampires, underworld figures, flogs and the most unlikely of lovers.

I do hope this doesn’t affect my rating for the week mystery Tarkymetrics voter.

Angles.

 

[Proper Gander]

Sorry for my absence, I’ve been busy dealing with vampires, underworld figures, flogs and the most unlikely of lovers.

I do hope this doesn’t affect my rating for the week mystery Tarkymetrics voter.

Angles.

Don’t concern yourself. Nobody real rates you particularly so if the tarkymetrics voter says you’re ordinary, then you shouldn’t be surprised and if it overrates you then that’s a happy surprise.

Don’t feel down. Every time you feel a bit blue, take a look at this picture. That’s what I do and it helps every single time:

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Don’t concern yourself. Nobody real rates you particularly so if the tarkymetrics voter says you’re ordinary, then you shouldn’t be surprised and if it overrates you then that’s a happy surprise.

Don’t feel down. Every time you feel a bit blue, take a look at this picture. That’s what I do and it helps every single time:

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It did help!

Thank **** I’m not that ugly

 

[BLERN]

 

[hotkorma]

Yackers bag

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Lol because Yack means vomit.

 

[RU_]

He sucks

Thanks for the contribution like always Coons.

 

[Headless]

Don’t concern yourself. Nobody real rates you particularly so if the tarkymetrics voter says you’re ordinary, then you shouldn’t be surprised and if it overrates you then that’s a happy surprise.

Don’t feel down. Every time you feel a bit blue, take a look at this picture. That’s what I do and it helps every single time:

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What a man.

 

[StFly]

It did help!

Thank **** I’m not that ugly

I'd be more impressed if you lasted longer than his fleeting dreams of playing finals.

 

[Headless]

I'd be more impressed if you lasted longer than his fleeting dreams of playing finals.

Okay, let's change the topic.

Gumbies are no good amirite

 

[Walshy_The_Goat]

Colostomy bag?

A Coles bag replacing the humble plastic bag. They deserve a kick for charging punters.

Never forget.

 

[Proper Gander]

It did help!

Thank **** I’m not that ugly

You kind of are though. And you can’t really say “well, at least I’ve got some Brownlow votes”...

Chin up though.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Okay, let's change the topic.

Gumbies are no good amirite

The Gumbies will struggle like the Demons did against Kayle Kirby’s greatness.

 

[Proper Gander]

I'd be more impressed if you lasted longer than his fleeting dreams of playing finals.

He doesn’t need finals. He’s way beyond the paltry concerns of needing his genius validated.