Official Match Thread Season 26, Round 15: Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers at Van Cortlandt Park

[KohPhi]

Hi Bombers. remember me?

I used to play for you, back in the dark ages. I left to pursue other interests because I didn't see eye to eye with the owners

I do not regret this decision. I also look forward to taking a giant dump on you all

Thanks and regards
Smoooothy, aka Dips, aka Mr_Smooth

Hey... I remember you.


...no I don't.

 

[Wosh]

You kiss yo' mother with that mouth?????

Worse, he kisses his camel

 

[RelaxMax]

Worse, he kisses his camel

Had that dream too

 

[Wosh]

Had that dream too

I dreamt we lost 4 games in a row..I win

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Worse, he kisses his camel

And he took a selfie

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I’ve now watched this for almost an hour non stop...

That’s it. I have no conclusion, comments, or clever saucy double entendres.

Surely youve got something ??

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Why is nothing else moving though?

Theres something else in that gif??

 

[TheCoach16]

You kiss yo' mother with that mouth?????

Nope. Just yours.

 

[Wosh]

And he took a selfie

That camel is adorable, even I’d kiss it

 

[TheCoach16]

Worse, he kisses his camel

Don’t judge me!...

 

[Wosh]

Don’t judge me!...

I judged you a long time ago

 

[RelaxMax]

Nope. Just yours.

You kiss your mother with my mouth?

 

[RelaxMax]

And he took a selfie

Not so sure that camel was consenting

 

[RelaxMax]

Don’t judge me!...

Spoil sport

 

[RelaxMax]

Theres something else in that gif??

Probably

 

[TheCoach16]

You kiss your mother with my mouth?

First of all, how would I do that?! That’s not even possible.
Secondly, you asked about “that mouth”, not my mouth. Therefore my response, clearly, was not a reference to mouths, but rather, mothers.
How you inferred otherwise is a mystery. However, for your benefit, I shall clarify. No, I do not kiss my mother with that mouth. I kiss your mother with that mouth.

Which in itself, is a falsity, because I know neither you, nor your mother.
Although, there exists the possibility, as unlikely as it is, that unbeknownst to either of us, I do know you and am in fact kissing your mum.

I am currently kissing someone’s mother. So in theory, it’s not completely out of the question. However the odds of it being so, I suspect, would be ridiculously against it.

I think that should clear things up.

 

[RelaxMax]

First of all, how would I do that?! That’s not even possible.
Secondly, you asked about “that mouth”, not my mouth. Therefore my response, clearly, was not a reference to mouths, but rather, mothers.
How you inferred otherwise is a mystery. However, for your benefit, I shall clarify. No, I do not kiss my mother with that mouth. I kiss your mother with that mouth.

Which in itself, is a falsity, because I know neither you, nor your mother.
Although, there exists the possibility, as unlikely as it is, that unbeknownst to either of us, I do know you and am in fact kissing your mum.

I am currently kissing someone’s mother. So in theory, it’s not completely out of the question. However the odds of it being so, I suspect, would be ridiculously against it.

I think that should clear things up.

tl:dr

 

[pantskyle]

Going well mate, you know how it is.. it is less we and more me.

You're all me.

 

[Wosh]

First of all, how would I do that?! That’s not even possible.
Secondly, you asked about “that mouth”, not my mouth. Therefore my response, clearly, was not a reference to mouths, but rather, mothers.
How you inferred otherwise is a mystery. However, for your benefit, I shall clarify. No, I do not kiss my mother with that mouth. I kiss your mother with that mouth.

Which in itself, is a falsity, because I know neither you, nor your mother.
Although, there exists the possibility, as unlikely as it is, that unbeknownst to either of us, I do know you and am in fact kissing your mum.

I am currently kissing someone’s mother. So in theory, it’s not completely out of the question. However the odds of it being so, I suspect, would be ridiculously against it.

I think that should clear things up.

 

[TheCoach16]

tl:dr

Seriously?! I put a lot of effort into that! For you! Not me.

Ungrateful !

 

[RelaxMax]

Seriously?! I put a lot of effort into that! For you! Not me.

Ungrateful !

Ok

Truth be told I did read it

 

[Wosh]

Ok

Truth be told I did read it

Can I borrow a lighter?

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

That camel is adorable, even I’d kiss it

You should see its toe. Now thats adorable

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hi Bombers. remember me?

I used to play for you, back in the dark ages. I left to pursue other interests because I didn't see eye to eye with the owners

I do not regret this decision. I also look forward to taking a giant dump on you all

Thanks and regards
Smoooothy, aka Dips, aka Mr_Smooth

No.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

First of all, how would I do that?! That’s not even possible.
Secondly, you asked about “that mouth”, not my mouth. Therefore my response, clearly, was not a reference to mouths, but rather, mothers.
How you inferred otherwise is a mystery. However, for your benefit, I shall clarify. No, I do not kiss my mother with that mouth. I kiss your mother with that mouth.

Which in itself, is a falsity, because I know neither you, nor your mother.
Although, there exists the possibility, as unlikely as it is, that unbeknownst to either of us, I do know you and am in fact kissing your mum.

I am currently kissing someone’s mother. So in theory, it’s not completely out of the question. However the odds of it being so, I suspect, would be ridiculously against it.

I think that should clear things up.

My Mum asked me to like this post....no idea why?