Official Match Thread Season 26, Round 15: Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers at Van Cortlandt Park

[Morganashlee]

BEEG get ****ed your paying for my dinner you campaigner

 

[Morganashlee]

You’re*

 

[Wosh]

You’re*

Seen Bomber Thompson yet?

 

[Morganashlee]

Seen Bomber Thompson yet?

Not yet but I’ll keep looking

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Do the camel jockeys have anybody of substance on their list or are the blowhards and tryhards that have posted so far all they've got?

 

[zackah]

Dont forget Uncle Falc and Aunty zack

I don't want to be married to Freofalcon

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hello from Thailand thanks **** for auto correct

Great to hear from you and I hope the operation was a success.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Do the camel jockeys have anybody of substance on their list or are the blowhards and tryhards that have posted so far all they've got?

 

[I bleed Blue]

Do the camel jockeys have anybody of substance on their list or are the blowhards and tryhards that have posted so far all they've got?

Our list has more substance than that monster line that went up Mumfords nose!

 

[candiehappy]

Great to hear from you and I hope the operation was a success.

sewn on or cut off?

 

[TheCoach16]

Do the camel jockeys have anybody of substance on their list or are the blowhards and tryhards that have posted so far all they've got?

Nope. That’s all we’ve got...

Also, remember when all us Bomber asked for your opinion?
Yeah, me either.

 

[TheCoach16]

Special occasion Coachy so I did this massive ******* multi quote.

I reckon we have been in the SFA now for 4 seasons so we would have played the Warriors at least 8 times. Unless I am forgetting a finals win against them, we have won so many it is hard to recall.

That is 8 times you have totally owned Wooshette in a match thread. Clinically taken her apart 8 times.

Drinks are on me. Cin cin!!

Oh, TL. That’s a bit harsh on Woosh. By your logic, other than Bombers players, I’ve totally owned everyone in the league about 8 times, give or take numerous finals shellackings...

But I definitely see your point.

 

[TheCoach16]

My Mum asked me to like this post....no idea why?

I know why...

 

[pantskyle]

CO-CO-CO-COMBO BREAKER

 

[candiehappy]

By your logic

first fail

But I definitely see your point.

second fail

I know why...

please explain

 

[Smoooothy]

Are you called Mr Smooth cos of a lack of body hair or cos of a lack of genitals?

its certainly not because of my prowess with the lady's

 

[Smoooothy]

Or because he really is smooooooth..

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I can't keep track of what is kept up there

 

[Matty411]

Which poor sod will you be naming to line up against me in the ruck, Wooshette ?

#pitythefool

 

[KohPhi]

Do the camel jockeys have anybody of substance on their list or are the blowhards and tryhards that have posted so far all they've got?

I see the wheel is spinning but the hamster seems dead..

 

[Wosh]

Which poor sod will you be naming to line up against me in the ruck, Wooshette ?

#pitythefool

Freofalcon the Mobbs medallist
Bring a change of undies.

 

[candiehappy]

Bring a change of undies.

does Matty411 wear undies?

 

[candiehappy]

I see the wheel is spinning but the hamster seems dead..

 

[Matty411]

Freofalcon the Mobbs medallist
Bring a change of undies.

I welcome the challenge...

does Matty411 wear undies?

and no... no I do not.

 

[candiehappy]

and no... no I do not.

between that and the image of a dead hamster, I feel strangely aroused.

 

[KohPhi]

Freofalcon the Mobbs medallist
Bring a change of undies.

does Matty411 wear undies?

No he doesn't. Matty411 uses his unusually large member to create space with his opponent thus winning the majority of tap outs to advantage..

..he will be ****ed if the SFA bring in the 'third man up' rule.