Official Match Thread Season 26, Round 15: Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers at Van Cortlandt Park

I bleed Blue · Nov 1, 2018

Morganashlee said:
BEEG get ****** your paying for my dinner you campaigner

Morganashlee said:
You’re*

Used the wrong "you're"

CALL ME SNAKE · Nov 1, 2018

Smoooothy said:
its certainly not because of my prowess with the lady's

That's ok mate I wasn't that popular with the girlies either.
Untill I discovered this Penis stretcher online.

And don't worry if you can't afford a new one.
Apparently Sexyland hire out used ones :thumbsu:

KohPhi · Nov 1, 2018

Morganashlee said:
BEEG get ****** your paying for my dinner you campaigner

I haven't seen a level of sexual tension in the SFA like this since the Harolad and LicoriceAllsorts days..

KohPhi · Nov 1, 2018

CALL ME SNAKE said:
That's ok mate I wasn't that popular with the girlies either.
Untill I discovered this Penis stretcher online.
View attachment 580390
And don't worry if you can't afford a new one.
Apparently Sexyland hire out used ones

I like a sex aid that not only looks practical, but has comfort and dignity in mind.

CALL ME SNAKE · Nov 1, 2018

KohPhi said:
I like a sex aid that not only looks practical, but has comfort and dignity in mind.

Unfortunately mine didn't come with instructions and I put it on backwards by mistake.
So my penis didn't get any longer but it stretched my haemorrhoids down past my knee.

Wosh · Nov 1, 2018

KohPhi said:
No he doesn't. Matty411 uses his unusually large member to create space with his opponent thus winning the majority of tap outs to advantage..

..he will be ****** if the SFA bring in the 'third man up' rule.

Unusually large for Baghdad or unusually large for normal people, because you know unusually large for Baghdad is what the whore tree calls a splinter.

Matty411 · Nov 1, 2018

KohPhi said:
No he doesn't. Matty411 uses his unusually large member to create space with his opponent thus winning the majority of tap outs to advantage..

..he will be ****** if the SFA bring in the 'third man up' rule.

Why? Just means more players get to... enjoy... my work.

Matty411 · Nov 1, 2018

Wooshette said:
Unusually large for Baghdad or unusually large for normal people, because you know unusually large for Baghdad is what the whore tree calls a splinter.

Put yourself in the ruck and find out this Sunday.

KohPhi · Nov 1, 2018

Wooshette said:
Unusually large for Baghdad or unusually large for normal people, because you know unusually large for Baghdad is what the whore tree calls a splinter.

Well put it this way.. Argus Tuft didn't start calling Matty411 'pencil dick' for no reason.

KohPhi · Nov 1, 2018

Matty411 said:
Put yourself in the ruck and find out this Sunday.

Tony Lynn 15 · Nov 1, 2018

Wooshette said:
Freofalcon the Mobbs medallist
Bring a change of undies.

Matty411 please don't bring fresh undies. Freofalcon is a verified snow dropper and I know why he wants you to bring undies.

Matty411 · Nov 1, 2018

Tony Lynn 15 said:
Matty411 please don't bring fresh undies. Freofalcon is a verified snow dropper and I know why he wants you to bring undies.

Easy fix, Tony. I won't bring any at all.

KohPhi · Nov 1, 2018

CALL ME SNAKE said:
Unfortunately mine didn't come with instructions and I put it on backwards by mistake.
So my penis didn't get any longer but it stretched my haemorrhoids down past my knee.

That's ****ing hot.

candiehappy · Nov 1, 2018

Matty411 said:
Easy fix, Tony. I won't bring any at all.

Freofalcon will pick you up like a bowling ball

Matty411 · Nov 1, 2018

candiehappy said:
Freofalcon will pick you up like a bowling ball

Like to see him try. He couldn't pick up BLERN'S grandma on Baghdad's 3rd best Horny Goat Weed... no chance this Sunday.

I can suggest one of our Yemeni Camel Houses if he really wants some action... fly over before the game and fly back with a song in his heart and a sore behind.

TheCoach16 · Nov 1, 2018

candiehappy said:
first fail

second fail

You might want to google the term “fail”...

Although I suspect you may be an expert. Your response is inefficient, clumsy, and laborious. Fail.
There was no need to edit and break up the post into sections, and then label each of those sections equally as fails.
You could’ve saved time and effort, that you could’ve put into getting an education, by simply quoting the entire post and responding with “fail”.
That would’ve been acceptable and far more efficient. Not to mention effective.

You’re welcome.

TheCoach16 · Nov 1, 2018

CALL ME SNAKE said:
That's ok mate I wasn't that popular with the girlies either.
Untill I discovered this Penis stretcher online.
View attachment 580390
And don't worry if you can't afford a new one.
Apparently Sexyland hire out used ones

Can you buy the used ones? Asking for a friend...

CALL ME SNAKE · Nov 1, 2018

KohPhi said:
That's ******* hot.

Lolol
The funny thing is as I was typing that I was thinking to myself I bet he replies with " that's hot".
Cos only you would think low hanging arse grapes are hot

KohPhi · Nov 1, 2018

CALL ME SNAKE said:
Lolol
The funny thing is as I was typing that I was thinking to myself I bet he replies with " that's hot".
Cos only you would think low hanging arse grapes are hot

Tony Lynn 15 · Nov 1, 2018

TheCoach16 said:
You might want to google the term “fail”...

Although I suspect you may be an expert. Your response is inefficient, clumsy, and laborious. Fail.
There was no need to edit and break up the post into sections, and then label each of those sections equally as fails.
You could’ve saved time and effort, that you could’ve put into getting an education, by simply quoting the entire post and responding with “fail”.
That would’ve been acceptable and far more efficient. Not to mention effective.

You’re welcome.

#skooled

candiehappy · Nov 1, 2018

TheCoach16 said:
Although I suspect you may be an expert. Your response is inefficient, clumsy, and laborious. Fail.
There was no need to edit and break up the post into sections, and then label each of those sections equally as fails.
You could’ve saved time and effort, that you could’ve put into getting an education, by simply quoting the entire post and responding with “fail”.
That would’ve been acceptable and far more efficient. Not to mention effective.

Your response is inefficient, clumsy, and laborious. Fail.

Frankston Rover · Nov 1, 2018

We've had a training block in preparation for finals, now we're primed.

Helps when you play witches hats though...

Tony Lynn 15 · Nov 1, 2018

candiehappy said:
Your response is inefficient, clumsy, and laborious. Fail.

Just out of interest were you home schooled?

BigJoeD_ · Nov 1, 2018

To my teammates, I sincerely apologise for my extended leave. To my opponents, you can please yourselves - regularly, as rumour has it.

You could say that as far as my posting on this site goes, I hit AWOL...

Tony Lynn 15 · Nov 1, 2018

BigJoeD_ said:
To my teammates, I sincerely apologise for my extended leave. To my opponents, you can please yourselves - regularly, as rumour has it.

You could say that as far as my posting on this site goes, I hit AWOL...

Did philreich hack your account?

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