Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 1: Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC @ Abdu Prison

[WaynesWorld19]

NaturalDisaster set him a challenge to tone down the amount of posts. At this stage, he appears to have accepted it.

To be fair , it depends on the quality of the opposition’s banter ..... can’t get blood out of a stone

 

[Pugsley]

What is with minnows tagging me in their minnow match thread today?

You seem fishy.

 

[McEvoy]

You seem fishy.

I'm fishy.

 

[Pugsley]

I'm fishy.

Ummmm.....oh back to the game

 

[McEvoy]

Ummmm.....oh back to the game

I'm an angler FFS!

 

[Pugsley]

I'm an angler FFS!

I'll just get out of the gutter now.

 

[McEvoy]

I'll just get out of the gutter now.

Does it smell like fish in there too?

 

[CJMB]

No Matty ..... always quality over quantity !

Mix it up. A little from column A, a little from column B...

 

[VSTone]

What time do the Gumbies arrive? i'll fill the kettle...

 

[KohPhi]

Greetings BRAB and worthy Gumbie opponents. I look forward to showcasing my considerable qooty skills on Sunday, feel free to approach me prior and post game for some handy tips and hints but on gameday, prepare for a mighty seeing to.
In the meantime, grab some nice buttery, lightly salted popcorn, take a seat and make yourself comfortable as I, KohPhi show you why I am a 3 time top 5 beez poster. Loved and admired by many. Feared by most. Respected by all.

See you all around.

 

[Damp Squarie]

A) The Gumbies played finals last year and will only get better
B) I'm reminding the captain that the team-sheet needs to be submitted seeing as I can't do it myself. I call that good leadership

You beat us the last time we met too, HTF did that happen?
Sandstorm change at halftime?
Key injury to our camel jockeys?
...or a shit SIM?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Greetings from sunny Brisbane. The game face is on and once I check in to my wonderful hotel I am looking forward to three days of heat and humidity. It will be nothing though compared to the Qootball blowtorch that I will be applying to the Gumbies this week. The Bombers are on a mission this season.

TL15 & TC16.

Did I do that right TheCoach16

We wont let you down skippers.
#TL15TC16

 

[snozulu]

Good to see the Gumbies doing some one on one bonding during the preseason


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Is that you there receiving? Thought so!

 

[snozulu]

Welcome Gumbies - look but don't touch our camels!

Won't be touching anything of yours without medical grade gloves.

 

[Agent93]

Any of the Gumbies doing Loonerty's bingo per chance?

 

[Matty411]

Greetings BRAB and worthy Gumbie opponents. I look forward to showcasing my considerable qooty skills on Sunday, feel free to approach me prior and post game for some handy tips and hints but on gameday, prepare for a mighty seeing to.
In the meantime, grab some nice buttery, lightly salted popcorn, take a seat and make yourself comfortable as I, KohPhi show you why I am a 3 time top 5 beez poster. Loved and admired by many. Feared by most. Aroused by all.

See you all around.

EFA

 

[McEvoy]

Won't be touching anything of yours without medical grade gloves.

Good idea, you can't be too careful. I've never met anyone with 5 penises before. How do you cope?

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

hello all.
Sorry im late to the party. Ive been watching my Camels .
I love watching.

 

[snozulu]

Good idea, you can't be too careful. I've never met anyone with 5 penises before. How do you cope?

I have 5 girlfriends.

 

[McEvoy]

Any of the Gumbies doing Loonerty's bingo per chance?

There's a couple rippers from the Bombers already. Dammit.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Would tap.

You and your tapping.
Dont make me post my "tap girl" gif this early in the thread. I dont wanna get a slap on the wrist till at least page 25

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I did sweet f all of a pre season so i dont even really know who my new team mates are this season.
But i will embrace you like brothers.
Who ever the hell you are.

 

[VSTone]

I have 5 girlfriends.

you might be able to handle a camel.

 

[Damp Squarie]

hello all.
Sorry im late to the party. Ive been watching my Camels .
I love watching.

Humpday arriving early.

 

[KohPhi]

I did sweet f all of a pre season so i dont even really know who my new team mates are this season.
But i will embrace you like brothers.
Who ever the hell you are.

I'll always be your No.1 brother though. Tell them.