AceAndy
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Haha the Kissed On The Dick Demons. Funny coz it is trueView attachment 792952 Ding & TJ's Grand Final Preview View attachment 792954Ding and TJ here to preview the big dance between the Dragons and Kissed on the dick Demons. Firstly welcome TJ and kudos on your widely acclaimed GF podcast. How was it received by the masses?
TJ: I have only heard good things so far. I think the audience loves the chemistry we had (and NOT in a sexual way, get your minds out of the gutter).
Ding: I hear Loonerty put out a cheap knock off. Some people have no shame.
TJ: Look, I have been on his podcast and what he has done to it is criminal. Just look at all the shit I copped, I was just following his script.
Ding: Less credibility than an All SFA team. Anyway on to the match ups of the big game. We'll look at the individual match ups of the Dragons backs vs Demons forwards then a collective view.
First up we look at the pockets mike123 vs akkaps and Bluella vs Tarkyn_24
TJ: Well, I was once teammates with both akkaps and Tarks, so I can safely say they are both shit. I reckon the Dragons would easy that one easy.
Ding: Mike to transform to Mike TV and distract akkaps until Survivor re-runs come and akkaps buys an idol off Kennedy Parker and gets on top. Tarks might be a bit too experienced for the Dragons khaleesi. He'll kick three but finish black and bluella all over....and like it.
Yakker is the big FF for the Dees and is a big game player. Big challenge for SaltPeter
TJ: Yakker plays FF?
He is cooked much like the fish he catches
Ding: Yakker has a big responsibility on his shoulders. FF for the team widely expected to win. Mr 74% getting toweled up by a second season player in a GF would be quite humiliating. Lets have a look at some of Fish Head's work this season.
I will forever be known as “The Captain” of MBD. But manangatang is skipper I feel he is destined to be seated at my right hand this time next week.
Wtf Demons? Give.me.the.ball!!!
Give it to me FFS
This is all set up for a Yakker match defining moment
I have two gorgeous young daughters whom I am very proud of. I have left instructions in my will that they are to log into my BF account and eulogise incessantly about my outstanding SFA career and my unrivalled parenting abilities
We get a week off to go fishing woooooooo
Yes, I too believe everyone is equal, just some are more equal than others
TJ: I may be a flathead, but at least I am not in love with myself. Poor Mrs Yakker.
Ding: Next up we look at the Dragons HBs vs Dees HFs. Cold Sober vs moginie, HawkAussie vs cooney and Mooresome vs sausageroll
Cold Sober is hard as nails and in a tight final might have the edge of the exciting Dees rookie.
Hawk Aussie vs cooney is an interesting match up. The gamer to turn woooo into w for the Dragons.
Mooresome has a tough match up against sausageroll. Who can resist a quality pastry?
TJ: Demons win this one I think. moginie is okay and another dude is annoying, so he wins. cooney is the lesser of two evils, fu** anime. I am going to take a visit to sausageroll bakery and burn the f***er down.
Ding: So who has the edge as a unit - the Dees forwards or Dragons defenders?
TJ: Dees HF's (sadly)
Ding: Yeah on paper a slight edge to the Dee forwards but the Dragons defenders work well as a unit and are capable of taking some big scalps.
TJ: yeah but fu** anime
Ding: Lets flip it and look at the Dees backs vs the Dragon forwards.
deaneus vs cammo6556 and lanky_wes vs gym4life
TJ: I don't know who any of these people are so dragons
too easy
Ding: Have you been to deaneus butcher shop?
TJ: I got banned from that butcher shop after that one when I smashed the display glass/fridge thing to eat raw sausages.
Ding: Ewww. lanky will have a tough time against gym4life. He won beez didn't he?
TJ: the beez? only ******* losers win that shit. gym4life is like a mini-golf champion Ding, he has no drive. The lanky dude wins this I guess.
Ding: Ex Dees skipper Van_Dyke has the big job on the white hot Dragons FF Ljp86
TJ: Is this season 28 or season 18? sent them both to the knackery I say.
Ding: ...but Ljp86 is born again.
TJ: I don't like that guy. His ladders are FAKE NEWS.
Ding: Ooh conflict. I like that guy. He has cool and interesting facts.
TJ: I'm taking off my mic.....
Ding: Are you wearing a chastity belt? Duuuude
TJ: I am really into S&M anymore. Once you have wax burns on your nipples, it just does not feel the same.
Ding: Speaking of nipples, Quivorir takes on rookie Strigoi, Oddhawk vs Knifey Spoony and cats2rise vs 400 game star Pie 4 Life
TJ: ummm I reckon the Strigoi wins coz Shaun the Sheep is ******* awesome, Knifey Spoony coz Dragonite is ******* awesome and Pie 4 Life coz the Pies are ******* awesome
Ding: So overall the edge to the Dragons?
TJ: yeah fu** the scumfu**s
Ding: Lets turn our attention to the centre line. Some big match ups here with Dr Mantis Taboggan vs Quivorir, Hatchy1992 vs Callums_Guns and Blaze Storm vs _Cayz_
TJ: Demons win this. _Cayz_ is giving them free maccas before hand.
Ding: No way. Hatchy is going to get Callums_Guns drunk and Blaze is crafty enough to pour Tabasco over the Maccas.
TJ: The first I can see happening, but second. Have you heard of the El Maco?
Ding: I miss McEvoy.
In the second part of the midfield The Kingslayer vs Proper Gander, AceAndy vs DemonJim and Pea Nut vs manangatang
TJ: I reckon the youth of the Dragons will destroy the old-timers in the Demons midfield. I bet of those guys use walking frames fu** me.
Ding: Mang's a bruncher. I have concerns for Pea Nut.
TJ: Dont get me started about ******* bitch-mond brunchers
it's either breakfast or lunch, make up your ******* mind
Ding: Now we get to real spicy possies - the interchange. Who of these dedicated souls will come on and be a match winner? PeanutButter Pies or Davo-27 from the Dragons or brucetiki or Headless from the Demons?
TJ: Once again the dragons have the upper hand here
Headless can't even make All-SFA, Davo is a bit of a worry tho
Ding: I thought Headless was a Wonder.
TJ: That explains a lot tbh...
Ding: So in summary both forward lines look dangerous. The mids will decide the game and the youth of the Dragons to prevail over the old timers of the Dees. What's your final bold prediction?
TJ: Dragon by 88 points. AceAndy to kick four in a minute. Yakker to be KO within the first five minutes (manangatang will be driving the ambulance).
Ding: My bold prediction is for Not TJASTA to jump the fence and do a nudie run late in the last quarter closely followed by Tigerturbulance and Test Tickle.
Also NaturalDisaster to post the last quarter line by line.
