Official Match Thread Season 28, Round 9: Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park

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Should be fired out of a cannon into the sun for crimes against humanity.....

I'll admit that as much as I love Danger on the footy field, I'm not sure about the jacket
 
Danger spiced things up this year with a red velvet jacket

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Jesus that is shocking
And that's coming from me
 

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One of the guys at work told me today that he met an old man at the park the other day. He was sitting on a bench, bawling his eyes out. So he comes over to the old guy and says, "What's wrong, old timer?"

He says, "I'm 97 years old, and I'm married to this gorgeous 27 year old blonde. We make love every night - it's absolutely wonderful!!!!" Then he starts crying again.

The younger man says, "So if life is so good, why are you crying?"

Grandad says, "Because I can't remember where I live."
 
I can already imagine Dangerfield's winner's speech, "I'd just like to say that I don't deserve this award. That's what I'd LIKE to say, but if it's what I WERE to say, I'd be lying."

I’d just like to thank myself and wish there had been more made of my efforts during the season and to thank me. Just to close, look at me.......
 
I’d just like to thank myself and wish there had been more made of my efforts during the season and to thank me. Just to close, look at me.......
Well I've talked enough about me - who else would like to talk about me?
 

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StickyMick , GCB85 and Beandip ... this team actually has nice people.
They don't play, they're behind the scenes, but sometimes it rubs off and the players become slightly tolerable.
 
I heard we are on top of the ladder, i would like to claim credit for making this happen. You're welcome, stay in school kids.

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Evening Roys...evening all!

I'd just like to say that Dangerfield looks like a flog and red velvet jacket wearers should be banned from winning the Brownlow on principle.
 
I heard we are on top of the ladder, i would like to claim credit for making this happen. You're welcome, stay in school kids.

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Holy shit !!! Freakie !!
 

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Official Match Thread Season 28, Round 9: Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park

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