Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 6 - Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[Tonga Bob]

should be fixed
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Thank you, Glucose Filled Oracle!

 

[leobarryustar]

Look at the depth of talent on the park though. Oooft.

leobarryustar has been a disappointment.

Promising rooking at CHF, now slumming it in the twos.

**** you my contract was heavily front loaded and lasts for an eternity. Now you know what Kurt Tippett feels like you sucka.

 

[harry000]

fu** you my contract was heavily front loaded and lasts for an eternity. Now you know what Kurt Tippett feels like you sucka.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

fu** you my contract was heavily front loaded and lasts for an eternity. Now you know what Kurt Tippett feels like you sucka.

 

[Dinsdale]

Wazzas clearing winning the thread so hence, therefore, ipso facto, it stand to reason we will win the (sim) game.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

zackah pantsredacted comewhatmay BEEG Dinsdale Cadaver Tonga Bob Randomizor harry000 Freofalcon candiehappy Raveneyes Smoooothy Wooshette iGNITER roo2macca Square Peg Frankston Rover Morganashlee BigJoeD_ Kabanna Papa Juggs leobarryustar craffles DapperJong Itsmyshow

#Warriorpants

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• pantsredacted plays his 52nd game for the Coney Island Warriors this week, the club becoming his #1 club for games played in his legendary 234 game career.

• That's 22.2% of all his career games played with the Wazzas.

so your stat is a player has played less than a quarter of his career with you, but thats awesome?

how friggin desperate are you lot for a little love???

 

[Wosh]

so your stat is a player has played less than a quarter of his career with you, but thats awesome?

how friggin desperate are you lot for a little love???

My deepest darkest friend, I’m so glad you found a Captain eventually
Who isn’t desperate for love...only difference is, the Warriors have found it

 

[harry000]

so your stat is a player has played less than a quarter of his career with you, but thats awesome?

how friggin desperate are you lot for a little love???

What does it say about us that the best player in the comp has chosen to stick around?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

so your stat is a player has played less than a quarter of his career with you, but thats awesome?

how friggin desperate are you lot for a little love???

Ned flounders.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

My deepest darkest friend, I’m so glad you found a Captain eventually
Who isn’t desperate for love...only difference is, the Warriors have found it

"a" captain?

last season we had TJASTA , JackBero , This Is Anfield , TheMidRunner , myself, and Tigerturbulance (and someone else ive forgotten) all be captain at one point. How many ****ing captains did you want us to have?!?!?!?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Ned flounders.

philreich does dad jokes better than you

stick to turning the wassus into the royals

 

[Ned_Flanders]

What does it say about us that the best player in the comp has chosen to stick around?

it says you have no friggin idea what a good qooty player is

let me guess, you had posters on naturaldumbarse on your wall growing up?

 

[Freofalcon]

so your stat is a player has played less than a quarter of his career with you, but thats awesome?

how friggin desperate are you lot for a little love???

pantsredacted is a team ****. So what if he whores himself around the league. We at the Wazzas embrace and don't discriminate.

 

[harry000]

Ned flounders.

 

[harry000]

it says you have no friggin idea what a good qooty player is

let me guess, you had posters on naturaldumbarse on your wall growing up?

NaturalDisaster is an exquisite qooty player and absolute gentleman, he would be welcomed with open arms at the Warriors.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

pantsredacted is a team ****. So what if he whores himself around the league. We at the Wazzas embrace and don't discriminate.

and thats how half your team got herpes

 

[Ned_Flanders]

NaturalDisaster is an exquisite qooty player and absolute gentleman, he would be welcomed with open arms at the Warriors.

I blame you for this TheInjuryFactory

 

[Edmund hunt]

Is it the blame game now?

 

[pantskyle]

so your stat is a player has played less than a quarter of his career with you, but thats awesome?

how friggin desperate are you lot for a little love???

Sad melt.

 

[Freofalcon]

and thats how half your team got herpes

Only half?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Sad melt.

dude, you're a poor mans akkaps when it comes to being a club whore

 

[Freofalcon]

NaturalDisaster is an exquisite qooty player and absolute gentleman, he would be welcomed with open arms at the Warriors.

 

[Wosh]

What does it say about us that the best player in the comp has chosen to stick around?

We have an amazing history of keeping our players, people get sick or bored of the game and retire of course and some recruits dont really get into it, but very few actually leave for other clubs.
BigJoeD_ went to the Royals for a bit, I retired his number in shame and eventually gave it to craffles lol. He ended up coming back.
DapperJong had a fling at a couple of clubs from memory, but he too came back to the Warriors.
ChappyUK moved on but he will be back.



Thats it from memory in 12 seasons...3 people gone to other clubs...2 came back within 2 seasons. Hey TigerFlatulence stick that in your stats pipe and smoke it

 

[pantskyle]

dude, you're a poor mans akkaps when it comes to being a club whore

Not true, I'm wanted at clubs.

 

[pantskyle]

What does it say about us that the best player in the comp has chosen to stick around?

This is awkward.