Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 6 - Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[Dinsdale]

Not true, I'm wanted at clubs.

and by several law enforcement agencies, but we will never tell them where you are

 

[Wosh]

dude, you're a poor mans akkaps when it comes to being a club whore

You call it whore, we call it in demand.

 

[Tonga Bob]

"a" captain?

last season we had TJASTA , JackBero , This Is Anfield , TheMidRunner , myself, and Tigerturbulance (and someone else ive forgotten) all be captain at one point. How many ******* captains did you want us to have?!?!?!?

You know what they say about having too many cooks, Ned. Your LG is at breaking point...

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Not true, I'm wanted at clubs.

thats nice petal, keep telling yourself that

 

[Wosh]

"a" captain?

last season we had TJASTA , JackBero , This Is Anfield , TheMidRunner , myself, and Tigerturbulance (and someone else ive forgotten) all be captain at one point. How many ******* captains did you want us to have?!?!?!?

Well that looks familiar...

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You know what they say about having too many cooks, Ned. Your LG is at breaking point...

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you really shouldnt talk about things you have no idea of. Furies had a four person LG last season, most of our captains were from outside the LG

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Well that looks familiar...

no way Warriors would have been dumb enough to make This Is Anfield captain

 

[Wosh]

no way Warriors would have been dumb enough to make This Is Anfield captain

No we wouldn’t, when I became This Is Anfield I handed it over.

 

[Freofalcon]

We have an amazing history of keeping our players, people get sick or bored of the game and retire of course and some recruits dont really get into it, but very few actually leave for other clubs.
BigJoeD_ went to the Royals for a bit, I retired his number in shame and eventually gave it to craffles lol. He ended up coming back.
DapperJong had a fling at a couple of clubs from memory, but he too came back to the Warriors.
ChappyUK moved on but he will be back.

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Thats it from memory in 12 seasons...3 people gone to other clubs...2 came back within 2 seasons. Hey TigerFlatulence stick that in your stats pipe and smoke it

Yeh but do we really want ChappyUK back???

 

[Dinsdale]

Yeh but do we really want ChappyUK back???

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not on his current contract.

 

[pantskyle]

thats nice petal, keep telling yourself that

The recruitment PMs tell me that. I'd love to be left alone each season.

 

[BEEG]

BUSCEMI FRIDAYS

 

[Ned_Flanders]

No we wouldn’t, when I became This Is Anfield I handed it over.

We have tried to Old Yella our This Is Anfield half a dozen times. For an old fart he's bloody cluey about involuntary euthanasia techniques

 

[Tonga Bob]

We have tried to Old Yella our This Is Anfield half a dozen times. For an old fart he's bloody cluey about involuntary euthanasia techniques

 

[ChappyUK]

Yeh but do we really want
ChappyUK back???

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Wouldn't want to take away the oldest campaigner title from you.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

not on his current contract.

ChappyUK has out only non goon contract, the wiley bugger insisted upon pints

 

[NaturalDisaster]

NaturalDisaster is an exquisite qooty player and absolute gentleman, he would be welcomed with open arms at the Warriors.

Like I’m ever going to join your mob.

 

[Dinsdale]

BUSCEMI

 

[ChappyUK]

ChappyUK has out only non goon contract, the wiley bugger insisted upon pints

Of Bud Light.

 

[Freofalcon]

Wouldn't want to take away the oldest campaigner title from you.

I thought you'd be tucked up in bed with a cup of tea and a Bex by now.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Of Bud Light.

I left that out for a reason

Do you know how embarrassing it is shoplifting that shit every week?!?!?

 

[ChappyUK]

I left that out for a reason

Do you know how embarrassing it is shoplifting that shit every week?!?!?

I do appreciate it. promise.

 

[pantskyle]

I left that out for a reason

Do you know how embarrassing it is shoplifting that shit every week?!?!?

Why don't you buy it?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Why don't you buy it?

1) with what, magic beans?

2) if the Furies did have money, we would need it for Wacky Tiger VPN that he will need when ScoMo's ID requirement for pr0n sites comes in

 

[philreich]

philreich does dad jokes better than you

stick to turning the wassus into the royals

Damn right!!!!