Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 6 - Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

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TJASTA ,
Since you a force for positivity, how are you dealing with the anger, dislike and general negativity being shown by Ned_Flanders on this page?
Cheerio
Dinsdale
Hello Dinsdale,

Ned_Flanders is usually a positive force in the league. However, he is not happy today because somebody took his KFC. I will attempt to calm him down in our team PM.

Much love,
-TJASTA.
 

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Dumb cop and dumber cop more like it.

NEDS AWESOME QOOTY STAT #14

Saying shit like this is why The Filth Wizard scored 61% more often than you did*


*Data may be skewed by the phenomenally low amount of data sets available
 
Dude you lost to magic man, and you will probably lose to Bless this year.

For shame mini-dumbarse, for shame!
An indictment on the competition indeed*

*Mang deserved it.
 
Hello Dinsdale,

Ned_Flanders is usually a positive force in the league. However, he is not happy today because somebody took his KFC. I will attempt to calm him down in our team PM.

Much love,
-TJASTA.

I knew you didnt put me on ignore, thats too negative.

I put someone on ignore once, then some time passed, my BF life was fine.

Then I went into a thread one day and found it made no sense whatsoever. It seemed to have degenerated into an argument with only one side of protagonsists (Ned_Flanders , protagonists are good, antagonists are bad, percentages unknown). I discovered that the antagonist was the person I had put on ignore. Once I had removed the ignore, the thread made sense. He was still a right little campaigner and went straight back on the ignore list.
 
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BREAKING NEWS

An embarrassing revelation discovered by my Wuhanese scientific math statisticians that is way more accurate than Ned_Flanders and Tigerturbulance stats combined.


The Furies Institute for Stats and Stats Posting does not accept is professional integrity being questioned.

Look forward to having your campervan firebombed tonight!
 
The Furies Institute for Stats and Stats Posting does not accept is professional integrity being questioned.

Look forward to having your campervan firebombed tonight!


"The Furies Institute for Stats and Stats Posting"

Your professional integrity is automatically lost by keeping it all in house.

My integrity cannot be questioned as I have outsourced to the worlds best maths, science and stats nerds and offer facts that cannot be disputed and are completely free from bias.
 
BREAKING NEWS

An embarrassing revelation discovered by my Wuhanese scientific math statisticians that is way more accurate than Ned_Flanders and Tigerturbulance stats combined.


Compared to the 'Furies Institute for Stats and Stats Posting Model'

the Worriers Wuhanus Scinpific Mafs Statisdicks are just CRAP

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"The Furies Institute for Stats and Stats Posting"

Your professional integrity is automatically lost by keeping it all in house.

My integrity cannot be questioned as I have outsourced to the worlds best maths, science and stats nerds and offer facts that cannot be disputed and are completely free from bias.

I see what you're doing here.......

The Furies officially offer you a half drunk bag of goon, and Wacky Tiger March 1983 edition of Hustler to consolidate your boutique operation within our statistical powerhouse
 
I see what you're doing here.......

The Furies officially offer you a half drunk bag of goon, and Wacky Tiger March 1983 edition of Hustler to consolidate your boutique operation within our statistical powerhouse

No... I will not sell out.

Unless you throw in TJASTA ....

He would have joined us in the off season if he knew he would be buried in the back pocket by "negative forces"
 

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No... I will not sell out.

Unless you throw in TJASTA ....

He would have joined us in the off season if he new he would be buried in the back pocket by "negative forces"

I cant throw TJASTA out of the club two seasons running, people may start thinking I'm an arseh*le

Why you want one of us anyway? Forgotten about _Cayz_ already??
 
I cant throw TJASTA out of the club two seasons running, people may start thinking I'm an a-hole

Why you want one of us anyway? Forgotten about _Cayz_ already??

I feel sorry for him. He deserves to be in a positive environment where he can thrive and express who he really is. I feel that environment would get the best out of him on the Qooty field also.

And you wouldn't be throwing him out. You would be making a savvy business decision trading a player who is replaceable at back pocket and enhancing your statistics division in the process.
 
I feel sorry for him. He deserves to be in a positive environment where he can thrive and express who he really is. I feel that environment would get the best out of him on the Qooty field also.

And you wouldn't be throwing him out. You would be making a savvy business decision trading a player who is replaceable at back pocket and enhancing your statistics division in the process.
Even though we have a lot of positive energy over at Van Cortlandt, you can never have enough.

Welcome aboard Space Ghost!
 
I feel sorry for him. He deserves to be in a positive environment where he can thrive and express who he really is. I feel that environment would get the best out of him on the Qooty field also.

And you wouldn't be throwing him out. You would be making a savvy business decision trading a player who is replaceable at back pocket and enhancing your statistics division in the process.

I cant do it. As part of the tri-party peace negotiations I'm banned from involvement of appointing anyone to the Furies LG, removing anyone from the Furies LG, delisting anyone from the club, and singing Hoff songs while naked at the local karaoke joint
 
"The Furies Institute for Stats and Stats Posting"

Your professional integrity is automatically lost by keeping it all in house.

My integrity cannot be questioned as I have outsourced to the worlds best maths, science and stats nerds and offer facts that cannot be disputed and are completely free from bias.
The Furies value our integrity and invest a small fortune in back hand payments to ensure we maintain it.
 
The Furies value our integrity and invest a small fortune in back hand payments to ensure we maintain it.
I just read that in my head with a Begbie voice and I almost stopped a phone conference with laughter!
 
I cant do it. As part of the tri-party peace negotiations I'm banned from involvement of appointing anyone to the Furies LG, removing anyone from the Furies LG, delisting anyone from the club, and singing Hoff songs while naked at the local karaoke joint
As your Captain; I cannot let you give up one of your greatest loves in this world

We have removed the following condition from the tri-party peace agreement:
'singing Hoff songs while naked at the local karaoke joint'

go sing with the Hoff

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As your Captain; I cannot let you give up one of your greatest loves in this world

We have removed the following condition from the tri-party peace agreement:
'singing Hoff songs while naked at the local karaoke joint'

go sing with the Hoff

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TJASTA reading this post.

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As your Captain; I cannot let you give up one of your greatest loves in this world

We have removed the following condition from the tri-party peace agreement:
'singing Hoff songs while naked at the local karaoke joint'

go sing with the Hoff

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drunk Hoff is the best Hoff.

this is the second best Hoff:

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