Official Match Thread Season 30, Round 15: Baghdad Bombers vs Gold City Royals @ Abdu Prison (Heritage Round)

[spookism]

Look mate, I know you are obviously posting under duress on account of your smoother-than-normal brain, but I’ll afford you the luxury of a brief explanation.

When regarding match threads with the Royals, I would only re-read pages I wasn’t directly involved in if I wanted to go completely brain dead.

Try to keep up.

Xoxo

I would call this the biggest case of the pot calling the kettle black ever.
Except for the fact we are universally acknowledged as the best team in the Sweet FA.

 

[Cadsky]

I would call this the biggest case of the pot calling the kettle black ever.
Except for the fact we are universally acknowledged as the best team in the Sweet FA.

Second best mate. Don't push your luck

 

[TheCoach16]

I would call this the biggest case of the pot calling the kettle black ever.
Except for the fact we are universally acknowledged as the best team in the Sweet FA.

You’re not even the best team in Gold City.

 

[Blacky]

Oh damn, that’s unfortunate.

Who is going to tell Blacky ’s family that you accidentally stood on him?



Under the guise of assumption here, I’m guessing you’re a renter?

ABV even got the old jokes out for heritage round

Even followed it up with a traditional “No U”.

 

[Santoz]

You’re not even the best team in Gold City.

It's not like a footy or qooty club to overrate the talent on their own list.

Hey, did you see in AFL trade news that the Blues wouldn't give up Sam Walsh

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Sam Walsh

Age

24

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

for Saady? Thought we were being pretty generous with our offer tbf.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

It's not like a footy or qooty club to overrate the talent on their own list.

Hey, did you see in AFL trade news that the Blues wouldn't give up Sam Walsh

18

Sam Walsh

Age

24

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

for Saady? Thought we were being pretty generous with our offer tbf.

I love trade week, same every year.

The team you follow has players that are worthy of the Christmas windows at Myer's while every other team has the bargain basement at Dimmey's.

 

[Blacky]

I love trade week, same every year.

The team you follow has players that are worthy of the Christmas windows at Myer's while every other team has the bargain basement at Dimmey's.

“We should be going after Jeremy Cameron

5

Jeremy Cameron

Age

31

Ht

196cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.5

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.6

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

2.9

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.0

5star

”
Ends up with Tom Hickey

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Tom Hickey

Age

33

Ht

202cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.9

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

6.9

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

19.1

5star

D

4.0

1star

K

1.5

1star

HB

2.5

2star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

7.0

5star

D

11.2

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

7.0

5star

CL

0.4

3star

HO

8.6

5star

on a 3 year deal

 

[Pugsley]

Can you keep the noise down. I am trying to concentrate.

 

[Smartys Power]

You’re not even the best team in Gold City.

This has really rattled me.

 

[spookism]

You’re not even the best team in Gold City.

Top of the ladder.
Best Percentage in the league
#stackedsix
And we are single-handedly carrying The Filth Wizard to a Fred and yet another All Sweet-FA

The only team better in Gold City it the group of people Blacky hires to help him get things from the top shelf.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You’re not even the best team in Gold City.

Couch please.

 

[Kilroy]

Couch please.

Is that a booking?

 

[Blacky]

Top of the ladder.
Best Percentage in the league
#stackedsix
And we are single-handedly carrying The Filth Wizard to a Fred and yet another All Sweet-FA

The only team better in Gold City it the group of people Blacky hires to help him get things from the top shelf.

That must also be where you get your banter

 

[Kilroy]

Can you keep the noise down. I am trying to concentrate.

How's that sore tooth matey?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Is that a booking?

Ha, he's far too expensive for me.

 

[Noobz0r]

I love trade week, same every year.

The team you follow has players that are worthy of the Christmas windows at Myer's while every other team has the bargain basement at Dimmey's.

Especially when you're in talks with Essendon about one of their players. An inconsistent small forward who has been injured for the majority of the past 2 seasons, and has nominated your club? Let's see, no 26 won't do it. We want one of Wines, Duursma, Marshall, Georgiades or Butters.

I want to know who Dodoro has photos of at that footy club.

 

[Noobz0r]

See you back in the thread at 4.30pm miggs.

 

[Pugsley]

How's that sore tooth matey?

I see the dentist at 2.30

 

[MrPremiership]

Just be better

Than you completely missing the point on an exchange?

 

[MrPremiership]

That's enough for you to give up?

In that case, team please ensure that your posts are minimum 100 words in length and preferably separated into multiple paragraphs.

Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ Kapow!!! BRAB ShaunDuggan HawkPatrol Cesoir Easty Ulahoopski Noobz0r boondy spookism The Filth Wizard MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dennis Confetti The acurate one nahnah

Also, end them with a when you've run out of things to say

 

[MrPremiership]

Also where did the royals drag this MrPremiership cretin from? Posts like he wouldn’t be out of place paying off a fridge, Tv and meat box bi weekly.

Gee you're late to the party, and that's all you came with?

Pleased you're with us though.

 

[brahj]

Gamblor still has a tight grip over Gold City after the Melbourne Cup.

The newest buzz market is predicting the next fishing gif. The concrete slab appears to be for it happening in response to this post, put the house on it.

 

[Kilroy]

See you back in the thread at 4.30pm miggs.

Do you think there might be some "you know what"?

Boy, that was exciting yesterday, wasn't it?

Especially when you're in talks with Essendon about one of their players. An inconsistent small forward who has been injured for the majority of the past 2 seasons, and has nominated your club? Let's see, no 26 won't do it. We want one of Wines, Duursma, Marshall, Georgiades or Butters.

I want to know who Dodoro has photos of at that footy club.

Why does it say cadsky when you're quoting Tony Lynn 15 ?

 

[Kilroy]

Maybe I was just fishing

 

[MrPremiership]

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