Official Match Thread Season 30, Round 15: Baghdad Bombers vs Gold City Royals @ Abdu Prison (Heritage Round)

[TheCoach16]

Why would TheCoach16 waste his time on here when the opportunity cost of the 1 minute it takes for him to post something is $15?

I wish!

$4.50 KP.

$270 an hour is $4.50 per minute.

 

[TheCoach16]

Did you guys have a name change? You look like the Hawks, smell like the Hawks, walk like the Hawks, talk the same old drivel as the Hawks, and yet...


You’re the Royals now???

 

[Blacky]

Blacky will come for me at some point. He wouldn’t be the first, if you know what I mean.
For those of you who have only joined the SFA in the last five or six seasons, you wouldn’t know it based on current evidence, but Blacky was once a real heavyweight around here.

I got a gastric bypass

 

[Cadsky]

Blacky will come for me at some point. He wouldn’t be the first, if you know what I mean.
For those of you who have only joined the SFA in the last five or six seasons, you wouldn’t know it based on current evidence, but Blacky was once a real heavyweight around here.

He's in retirement after The Filth Wizard offered him a 5 year, $8M contract.

 

[Kilroy]

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[Hai_Newman]

 

[TheCoach16]

I would have, but he always dodged showering with me post-game. I can only assume he has a cashew dick.

I’m pretty sure cashews are nuts. Or maybe legumes. I don’t know.
A cashew dick though, that’s gotta be way too salty for consumption.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

The term rent-free comes to mind.

The term monotonous dweeb comes to mind.

 

[TheCoach16]

Word is that Bombers will have to double team Noobz0r this weekend with their biggest/oldest/washed up players they have

Wouldn’t be the first time Noobz0r has been “double teamed” by a couple of old blokes, I’m tipping.

 

[Kilroy]

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[Kennedy Parker]

I wish!

$4.50 KP.

$270 an hour is $4.50 per minute.

Damn, I thought it was $750/hr all this time. It turned out it was the figure that BRAB always cited.

Guessing he personally used your services and evaluated it as worth 3 times as much.

 

[TheCoach16]

I didn't think "lettuce leaf with coach tag" would go so early tbh

I needed the Coach tag for my "Self-Righteous Indignation" panel.

spookism licking his lips too, think he has "Coach's hourly rate"

Hey guys, I just noticed you were referring to me in your posts. I know you guys would never shy away from confrontation, considering what heavy hitters you are. So the lack of tag is an oversight or you’re not up with the latest tech advances.
A while ago Ant Bear taught me this neat trick. If you put one of these @ at the beginning of someone’s user name, apparently they will be notified when you’re shitcanning them.
That Ant Bear , he knows so much technology stuff.

 

[TheCoach16]

Here we have it folks, the exact reason the Bombers will continue to lack legitimacy. This whole day, you and your pals have been deriding the Royals for a "lack of quality". Now KP posts the best effort of the thread so far (completely destroying Santoz in the process, mind you), and no one is going to read it?

You can't have it both ways.

Aaaaaaaaaand...

There it is.

Better though. We got to nine pages before you went for it.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Hey guys, I just noticed you were referring to me in your posts. I know you guys would never shy away from confrontation, considering what heavy hitters you are. So the lack of tag is an oversight or you’re not up with the latest tech advances.
A while ago Ant Bear taught me this neat trick. If you put one of these @ at the beginning of someone’s user name, apparently they will be notified when you’re shitcanning them.
That Ant Bear , he knows so much technology stuff.

I prefer to say gutless, putrid weak campaigners mate, but you don't stoop to my basement level English. Classy

 

[TheCoach16]

Damn, I thought it was $750/hr all this time. It turned out it was the figure that BRAB always cited.

Guessing he personally used your services and evaluated it as worth 3 times as much.

BRAB was a wonderful case study. The most interesting and complex mind, I’ve ever worked with.

 

[TheCoach16]

I prefer to say gutless, putrid weak campaigners mate, but you don't stoop to my basement level English. Classy

I prefer those terms too, BLUE. But between you and me, the little lethargic hairy one...

He’s really sensitive. We tend to go a bit easier on him.

 

[TheCoach16]

He is quite possibly the worst poster I have encountered. Given some of the posters on this board that is quite a compliment.

“Quite possibly”?!?!

 

[brahj]

Hey guys, I just noticed you were referring to me in your posts. I know you guys would never shy away from confrontation, considering what heavy hitters you are. So the lack of tag is an oversight or you’re not up with the latest tech advances.
A while ago Ant Bear taught me this neat trick. If you put one of these @ at the beginning of someone’s user name, apparently they will be notified when you’re shitcanning them.
That Ant Bear , he knows so much technology stuff.

There was no need to tag. Tones had already called for help in one of the posts previous. I’m a man of many names, “inconsiderate of your notifications” is not one of them... mostly out of respect for the ancient Bedouin tribes who originate near Baghdad.

For them, “inconsiderate of your notifications” translates to “Mētãłçrûšhėr”, the seven handed pig lizard whose body is in a constant state of fermentation.

 

[TheCoach16]

There was no need to tag.

Never explain, mate. You’re making it worse.

Tones had already called for help in one of the posts previous.

You’re obviously still not getting it. It’s ok, it took me a while too. Watch...

@ + Tony Lynn 15 = Tony Lynn 15

I wouldn’t want anyone to think you were bashful.

 

[brahj]

Never explain, mate. You’re making it worse.


You’re obviously still not getting it. It’s ok, it took me a while too. Watch...

@ + Tony Lynn 15 = Tony Lynn 15

I wouldn’t want anyone to think you were bashful.

Thanks for explaining.

 

[GreyCrow]

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Why isnt she wearing shoes on the timber floor ie splinters
Why is there yellow tape on the hoop

 

[VainGlorious]

Ugh!
I scraped something off the bottom of my shoe today that I was happier to see.

Oh damn, that’s unfortunate.

Who is going to tell Blacky ’s family that you accidentally stood on him?

The term rent-free comes to mind.

Under the guise of assumption here, I’m guessing you’re a renter?

 

[Santoz]

The term rent-free comes to mind.

The Royals do love a tired cliche so I can see why the term materialises so easily for you

 

[spookism]

Under the guise of assumption here, I’m guessing you’re a renter?

The Royals do love a tired cliche so I can see why the term materialises so easily for you

You both ignored most of all the other stuff posted last night and went straight to this.
As your first post of the day.

I'd say it does look like the term rent-free is quite apt here.

 

[VainGlorious]

You both ignored most of all the other stuff posted last night and went straight to this.
As your first post of the day.

I'd say it does look like the term rent-free is quite apt here.

Look mate, I know you are obviously posting under duress on account of your smoother-than-normal brain, but I’ll afford you the luxury of a brief explanation.

When regarding match threads with the Royals, I would only re-read pages I wasn’t directly involved in if I wanted to go completely brain dead.

Try to keep up.

Xoxo