Official Match Thread Season 31: Round 2 - Gumbies FFC vs Gold City Royals @ The House of Gumby

[StFly]

That's right. I remember now. The whole 'it doesn't matter who wins out of Royals v Bombers, the Gumbies winning will be much more interesting than the Swamprats' thing.

Of course, we forget however, that the sim needs to kiss them so that we have royals instead of toads.

It all makes a crazy sort of sense....

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Still want to beat you, but beating the mouth breathers at the Bombers in a prelim makes me respect you guys a little bit.

By a point. As they were streaming into goal and then brahj smashed one of them and the siren went.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

By a point. As they were streaming into goal and then brahj smashed one of them and the siren went.

 

[GWS Goose]

Need some help from the Royals. I'm planning my next tattoo but my guy doesn't want to do this idea.

I want to get "all hope abandon ye who enter here" around the rim of my behind. I don't see the problem really. Who here can honestly say they've never tattooed their mates a-hole?

So what should I get instead?

A butterfly, it is basically emoji for "all hope abandon ye who enter here"
Let's face it, you were just looking for a goth tramp stamp.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

This thread just got dark all of a sudden.

In Budapest, they put a King in a barrel at the top of a mountain, stuck knives through the side then pushed him down it into the Danube. Royals can be a nasty bunch!

You can switch it to light mode.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Need some help from the Royals. I'm planning my next tattoo but my guy doesn't want to do this idea.

I want to get "all hope abandon ye who enter here" around the rim of my behind. I don't see the problem really. Who here can honestly say they've never tattooed their mates a-hole?

So what should I get instead?

You’ve been watching holey moley haven’t you?

 

[GWS Goose]

I just flicked onto holy moly for the first time.
I can't believe how heavily they advertised this rubbish.
They jumped the.shark in concept phase

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I just flicked onto holy moly for the first time.
I can't believe how heavily they advertised this rubbish.
They jumped the.shark in concept phase

It’s a good perve and the yanks pretty funny but I’m amazed people thought it was going to be something different to what it is.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I just flicked onto holy moly for the first time.
I can't believe how heavily they advertised this rubbish.
They jumped the.shark in concept phase

It’s like a 12 hour episode of It’s a Knockout but without the fun. Absolute waste of Rob Riggle also.

 

[Barrybran]

I just flicked onto holy moly for the first time.
I can't believe how heavily they advertised this rubbish.
They jumped the.shark in concept phase

It’s a good perve and the yanks pretty funny but I’m amazed people thought it was going to be something different to what it is.

It’s like a 12 hour episode of It’s a Knockout but without the fun. Absolute waste of Rob Riggle also.

I don't mind it. It's cheesy AF but it's good for something different. As long as they don't try to drag it out longer than 4-6 weeks they'll be fine.

 

[StFly]

By a point. As they were streaming into goal and then brahj smashed one of them and the siren went.

All good things have just one point.

The rest is superfluous nonsense by tryhards.

 

[Riviat]

Actually we have the Bombers and it occurs to me we beat them in the prelim as brahj murdered them in the last minute. You guys must have been knocked out by the Rats.

I guess that means you don't need to go all revenge-y now.

I'm sure there's something against you guys we can go revenge-y on from a previous season. Maybe a previous finals loss or something.

 

[omgfridge]

I saw the ads for holey moley and that was enough. Isn't there like a Tag show coming out too? Like people playing chasey doing parkour.

 

[GWS Goose]

I don't mind it. It's cheesy AF but it's good for something different. As long as they don't try to drag it out longer than 4-6 weeks they'll be fine.

I've met Jasmine Finlay a few times at the Jack Newton tournament, she is a ripper, I knew she was involved do thought I d check it out for that reason. Didn't even see her on it.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I'm sure there's something against you guys we can go revenge-y on from a previous season. Maybe a previous finals loss or something.

I’m going to use the Royals winning the 1999 referendum as motivation to win big this weekend as revenge.

 

[GWS Goose]

I’m going to use the Royals winning the 1999 referendum as motivation to win big this weekend as revenge.

There is also the thing with Di, I quite liked her, so that is my motivation.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

There is also the thing with Di, I quite liked her, so that is my motivation.

Funnily enough the club was originally going to be called the Gold City French Paparazzos

 

[omgfridge]

Funnily enough the club was originally going to be called the Gold City French Paparazzos

Weird they didn't go for that obvious improvement.

 

[GWS Goose]

A nice segue into a great story. I played in a tour game against Will Carling, in the after match, he had a model girlfriend, one of the older guys who knew him said geez how good are you going dating this gorgeous model.
He casually quips she looks great, but she isn't the Princess of Wales is she.
Very alpha move.

 

[cats2rise]

Oh hai.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Oh hai.

 

[omgfridge]

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Until Chief changes the badge, still says cats2rise is a Gumbie!

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Until Chief changes the badge, still says cats2rise is a Gumbie!

He wishes.

 

[GWS Goose]

Until Chief changes the badge, still says cats2rise is a Gumbie!

I assume he is already regretting his moce

 

[GreyCrow]

Funnily enough the club was originally going to be called the Gold City French Paparazzos

Wipe that Merc off your face