Official Match Thread Season 31: Round 3 - Gumbies FFC vs East Side Hawks at The House of Gumby

[Ned Ryerson]

I have two pillows on my bed and they're both for myself. I don't have a large head.

Two pillows - I get it!

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I mean I've just arrived here and know no context, but...how did you and Barrybran get here?

Well Mr and Mrs Barrybran and Mr and Mrs Bangers both loved each other very much...

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

From my experience you actually have a very large head



BLUEALLTHRU doesn't like me

That is bullshit and stop multi quoting! You are warming on my loins rather nicely.

 

[Barrybran]

From my experience you actually have a very large head

That's not true at all. I didn't give myself a Mobbs Medal. I didn't give myself an EKA Medal. I didn't give myself three top-5 beez finishes. My feet are grounded, friend.

 

[Chipmunk]

Well Mr and Mrs Barrybran and Mr and Mrs Bangers both loved each other very much...

Trying to work out what the children would be called and can't get past BangBarry.

 

[Barrybran]

Trying to work out what the children would be called and can't get past BangBarry.

BarryBang works too

 

[Ned Ryerson]

PMBran just sounds like a high fibre prime minister.

 

[Chipmunk]

BarryBang works too

I started there but the problem is this guy who I assume isn't in Australia but is a cult figure over here:

 

[PMBangers]

That is bullshit and stop multi quoting! You are warming on my loins rather nicely.

Well now I just feel warm and fuzzy hope you're alright with the dampness

 

[PMBangers]

Barrybran X PMBangers fan fiction when?

 

[Chipmunk]

Barrybran X PMBangers fan fiction when?

Maybe as EKA winners you should get your peers to write it.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I started there but the problem is this guy who I assume isn't in Australia but is a cult figure over here:

There’s only one cult cleaning hero, and it’s Big Kev. Peace be with him.

 

[Chipmunk]

There’s only one cult cleaning hero, and it’s Big Kev. Peace be with him.

That red wine spill looks awfully suss...

 

[Barrybran]

I started there but the problem is this guy who I assume isn't in Australia but is a cult figure over here:

I can see why we call that Easy Off Bam. Absolutely no confusion with clitoris whatsoever.

 

[Barrybran]

Barrybran X PMBangers fan fiction when?

Round 9

 

[Barrybran]

Maybe as EKA winners you should get your peers to write it.

They don't give us EKA Medals for outsourcing our own media

 

[Chipmunk]

I can see why we call that Easy Off Bam. Absolutely no confusion with clitoris whatsoever.

I never saw that until now...a bit like when they put Clint on posters.

 

[Barrybran]

That red wine spill looks awfully suss...

Clearly evil

 

[PMBangers]

Maybe as EKA winners you should get your peers to write it.

Idk, I've seen their media pieces and it doesn't breed confidence

 

[Chipmunk]

Clearly evil

Dammit, too late now. I'll bear in mind "the red wine spilling tell" for next time.

 

[GWS Goose]

Anymore than 1 pillow per person is ridiculous unless you have a ridiculously large head

Surely 2 pillows is the standard preference for most adults.
Most of the pillows are decorative and have to be thrown on the floor each night.

Made the jump to king a few years back. Only downside is we used to use a king quilt on a queen bed to stop fights over quilt usage. Those fights have returned now.

In winter we have a blanket each

 

[PMBangers]

Surely 2 pillows is the standard preference for most adults.
Most of the pillows are decorative and have to be thrown on the floor each night.

I only have 2 so I don't have to wash 1 as often

 

[GWS Goose]

They don't give us EKA Medals for outsourcing our own media

No one has actually worked out why some people were given their EKA's

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Surely 2 pillows is the standard preference for most adults.
Most of the pillows are decorative and have to be thrown on the floor each night.

In winter we have a blanket each

Two pillows used to be my preference until I switched to memory foam - that is god tier pillowage right there.

 

[PMBangers]

No one has actually worked out why some people were given their EKA's

Harsh on @auntieblindeye