Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC at Abdu Prison

[The Half Back]

The Bombers are 2-1 this season, having dropped their only game to the league leading Warriors in Round 1, whilst the Gumbies opening round, 5 point victory over the Demons is their only win so far from three starts. The Bombers sit in the middle of the pack whilst the Gumbies are hanging on, barely off the bottom of the table.

Players to Watch

Baghdad Bombers

RobR – One of the big name free agents from Season 31, Rob has enjoyed his first season ****ing camels, leading the club with 21.3 touches per game to go along with 5.3 tackles. The Bombers have a very experienced midfield with the likes of Santoz, Tony Lynn 15 and Pugsley in their, but it is this youngster that is taking the reins.

miggs – The league’s foremost expert on eating kicking sausage rolls, is enjoying another fine season in the forward line for the Red and Black, adding just 5 goals from 3 games, whilst his forward pocket iDon has managed 8. The reigning Spitcoal Medallist is doing his very best to go back to back in that award with his shithousery so far in Season 31. LIFT MIGGS, LIFT!

Gumbies FFC

Barrybran – Sitting third in the league for rucking the ball, Baz is averaging 14 hitouts per game to go with 19 disposals to be the best player on the Gumbies list this season. He is going to need some help going forward however if the Gumbies are to start winning games.

Ned Ryerson – The leading disposal winner for the Gumbies in S31, Ned is collecting 22 per game, which puts him in the top 20 in the league after 3 games. He is also claiming 4 marks, 2 tackles and 73 DT points each contest. Needing some help to win games though.

Bombers by a few goals I reckon.​

 

[Yakker]

What season is this? What round?


Nice one The Half Back

 

[The Half Back]

What season is this? What round?


Nice one The Half Back

It's in the OP you ****, open your eyes.

 

[Yakker]

It's in the OP you fu**, open your eyes.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Welcome Gumbies to Abdu Prison. I look forward to a great week of fun and bantz!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Nice write up The Half Back

 

[VainGlorious]

Good afternoon degenerates, reprobates and whatever SNAKE identifies as, let’s welcome the prophylactics from the House of Gumby to Abdu Prison for a week full of fun, frivolities and some ripping choons.


miggs, Santoz, mochacinolatte, Jabba73, Kilroy, Here2tellyouwhy,
RobR, iDon, Bovo, Requiem, VSTone, BLUEALLTHRU, Pugsley, Tony Lynn 15, TheCoach16, MITS, The Jesus, Judd_Magic, LicoriceAllsorts, SammaGilberto, The Adonis
snozulu, kickthething, KohPhi, CALL ME SNAKE , Keg still on legs

 

[Robertio]

Thanks for the write up The Half Back, Welcome Gumbies.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Each week my DT steadily increases I'm sorry Gumbies But I'm due for a breakout.

 

[Bovo]

There once was a club of gumbies
Who played like a pack of numpties
They were in love with their own beauty
So forgot to play Qooty
And instead swapped d1ck pics in the dunny

carna Baghdad!!

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Each week my DT steadily increases I'm sorry Gumbies But I'm due for a breakout.

Fun fact - replace Gumbies with ladies and that’s also your Tinder bio.

 

[Robertio]

Our first home game, i've sent the girls a telegram, they're on their way.

 

[VainGlorious]

Fun fact - replace Gumbies with ladies and that’s also your Tinder bio.

Evening, Ned.

Great to see you’ve made it back to the league after an extended hiatus.

Ole Bran was pining for you, he was.

 

[Pugsley]

There once was a club of gumbies
Who played like a pack of numpties
They were in love with their own beauty
So forgot to play Qooty
And instead swapped d1ck pics in the dunny

carna Baghdad!!

Afternoon anal retentive opponents. Afternoon wonderful teammates. Is it Sunday yet?

Mate, that is beautiful

 

[Robertio]

Fun fact - replace Gumbies with ladies and that’s also your Tinder bio.

What's Tinder mate, is it like Facebook?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

What's Tinder mate, is it like Facebook?

In that it’s another service that your messages get left on ‘sent’ - yes it’s quite similar.

 

[Santoz]

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Evening, Ned.

Great to see you’ve made it back to the league after an extended hiatus.

Ole Bran was pining for you, he was.

Great to be back. Well the last 3 weeks it has been...

 

[Santoz]

Evening, Ned.

Great to see you’ve made it back to the league after an extended hiatus.

Ole Bran was pining for you, he was.

Help me out here mate.

Is that Ned Ryerson fella a has been or never was?

 

[VainGlorious]

Great to be back. Well the last 3 weeks it has been...

You are facing a different beast to the one you despised all those moons ago.

We are far more amicable and easygoing than the last time we crossed pork swords.

Oh, meet Santoz

 

[Pugsley]

 

[VainGlorious]

Help me out here mate.

Is that Ned Ryerson fella a has been or never was?

A “could’ve” been.

 

[Pugsley]

Help me out here mate.

Is that Ned Ryerson fella a has been or never was?

Never heard of her.

 

[Robertio]

Great to be back. Well the last 3 weeks it has been...

This week shouldn't be any different.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Help me out here mate.

Is that Ned Ryerson fella a has been or never was?

A potential ‘oh yeah, I kinda remember him’ I’d like to think. A bit like * first round draft picks.