Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC at Abdu Prison

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Got the food ready for the visitors, where the fu** are the rest of 'em?

I'll supply enough piss for 3 teams just in case it's hot!

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I'll supply enough piss for 3 teams just in case it's hot!

Where were you when Willy Rioli needed help?

 

[omgfridge]

In your opinion fridgey, when does that show get so good that you incessantly rave about it as if it’s the second coming of 30 Rock. I’ve watched 4-5 eps and while it’s undoubtedly funny in places I’m failing to see the hype.

I lasted 3 episodes and gave up so I'm the wrong person to ask! I'd heard the same hype but it just didn't do it for me. Might try again one day but I'm in no rush.

 

[omgfridge]

Where were you when Willy Rioli needed help?

This one hurts

 

[Jabba73]

I'll supply enough piss for 3 teams just in case it's hot!

That covers you and Antonio BlueVein, what do we do when Tinny inevitably turns up?

 

[omgfridge]

I'll supply enough piss for 3 teams just in case it's hot!

Still might not be enough. Get the expensive stuff please.

 

[DenieD]

I haven't seen coaching like this since DockerDen5215 in the last game of werewolf

I'll do better next time. I Promise.

 

[Jabba73]

Still might not be enough. Get the expensive stuff please.

OMG fridge, you should be carrying your own

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Where were you when Willy Rioli needed help?

I sold him the shit and cut the **** out of it with ketamine...**** him!

 

[Ned Ryerson]

This one hurts

I feel you - when Cyril said that Willy had more tricks than he did that’s the kind of player you don’t want to be robbed of watching - even as a neutral.

 

[Jabba73]

I'll do better next time. I Promise.

Need to ...

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Still might not be enough. Get the expensive stuff please.

My poor harem will have to work double shifts paying for that!

 

[Jabba73]

My poor harem will have to work double shifts paying for that!

Not really, $3 goon bags are considered “the expensive stuff” for some people.

 

[omgfridge]

I feel you - when Cyril said that Willy had more tricks than he did that’s the kind of player you don’t want to be robbed of watching - even as a neutral.

he was in the form of his life too, was my favourite to watch. So so so stupid.

 

[omgfridge]

OMG fridge, you should be carrying your own

That's for the pre-game!

 

[Santoz]

I’d go for the obvious ‘maybe they’re not on JobSeeker’ joke, but I wouldn’t want to hurt Santoz ’s feelings like in our team thread a few weeks back.

You can't hurt my feelings.

Do your worst

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Alright done the inventory check I hope you campaigners are happy.

For the Hard campaigners!

20 Kegs of VB
10 Kegs of Baghdad Bitter
10 Kegs of Guinness

For the Craft Lovers

10 Kegs of Balter XPA
20 Kegs of Hop Nation Jedi Juice NEIPA


Don't anyone say the Bombers don't put on a good spread!!!!!!!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

You can't hurt my feelings.

Do your worst

Baghdad's very own

 

[VainGlorious]

You had me to solid soundtrack - only song that sticks out is the obvious Sonny and Cher track.

The only song I remember is the one that’s playing when he wakes up
every morning.

Wait.

Looking forward to this ya campaigners

Hello, Kelvinator.

Now thats a man whose been single a long time

Like Ned in quarantine once he discovered Internet pr0n?

I haven't seen coaching like this since DockerDen5215 in the last game of werewolf

Evening, Bran.

In your opinion fridgey, when does that show get so good that you incessantly rave about it as if it’s the second coming of 30 Rock. I’ve watched 4-5 eps and while it’s undoubtedly funny in places I’m failing to see the hype.

I was held at gunpoint and forced to watch it under duress. I should’ve let her pull the trigger.

I'll supply enough piss for 3 teams just in case it's hot!

He ain’t lying. He’s got a prostate the size of a, well, a larger than normal prostate.

Where were you when Willy Rioli needed help?

I lasted 3 episodes and gave up so I'm the wrong person to ask! I'd heard the same hype but it just didn't do it for me. Might try again one day but I'm in no rush.

Don’t rush, trust me on this.

That covers you and Antonio BlueVein, what do we do when Tinny inevitably turns up?

I don’t drink.

I'll do better next time. I Promise.

Doubt it.

 

[VainGlorious]

Alright done the inventory check I hope you campaigners are happy.

For the Hard campaigners!

20 Kegs of VB
10 Kegs of Baghdad Bitter
10 Kegs of Guinness

For the Craft Lovers

10 Kegs of Balter XPA
20 Kegs of Hop Nation Jedi Juice NEIPA


Don't anyone say the Bombers don't put on a good spread!!!!!!!

What’s Taylor drinking then?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Like Ned in quarantine once he discovered Internet pr0n?

Been online since ‘96 when I was at peak puberty - I’m an internet pr0n veteran, son.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

The only song I remember is the one that’s playing when he wakes up
every morning.

Wait.

Hello, Kelvinator.

Like Ned in quarantine once he discovered Internet pr0n?
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Evening, Bran.

I was held at gunpoint and forced to watch it under duress. I should’ve let her pull the trigger.

He ain’t lying. He’s got a prostate the size of a, well, a larger than normal prostate.

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Don’t rush, trust me on this.

I don’t drink.

Doubt it.

Great effort and doesn't go unnoticed

 

[VainGlorious]

Been online since ‘96 when I was at peak puberty - I’m an internet pr0n veteran, son.

What in the actual ****?!? Muppets and pr0n?!

Reminded me of this.

 

[Pugsley]

Now thats a man whose been single a long time

The blisters on your hand confirm this.

Don't mind me a bit of polka ...

I like a good poke.

Got the food ready for the visitors, where the fu** are the rest of 'em?

They are in prison quarantine.

You mean Barrybran

I love myself a bit of Bee Gees.

This one hurts

Not as much as when the guard is finished with you

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

What’s Taylor drinking then?

Who the ****s that? Some newbie??