Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 9 - Gold City Royals vs Las Vegas Bears at The Golden Throne

[I Dont Care]

Stargate pr0n

I'm in

In what? Has TJASTA been working the streets again?

 

[I Dont Care]

Wow. You don't believe me when I say I tagged TJ and we won...what happened to us?

Yes, yes you shall.

Who are you talking about? Is it TJASTA ?

 

[guero]

Who are you talking about? Is it TJASTA ?

Yes?

 

[Metalcrusher]

Who?

 

[tony]

Hi Royals, I look forward to a good week with you guys. I hope your ruckman is in form cause ours is flying.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Wow. You don't believe me when I say I tagged TJ and we won...what happened to us?

I'm a captain of the opposing side. I need to work out strategies for unique situations like these.

 

[Broken]

Looks like Backstreet's back. Alright.

 

[Muddiemoose]

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SG1 gate to planet P23-796 following intel provided by the Tok’ra that could lead them to find an ancient Asgard weapon, capable of defeating the Goa’uld once and for all. They arrive to find a dreary day with the ominous signs of thunder & lightening bearing down on them, nothing but overgrown grass and creepy trees surrounds them.

Noobz0r has a bad feeling as soon as he arrives, the hairs on the back of his neck stand up. MWPP completes an aerial sweep with the drone, no signs of movement, still something doesn’t seem right.

They wade through the knee-high grass and into the creepy forest, P-90’s and Zat guns at the ready. “Can you hear that?” The Filth Wizard whispers, “hear what?” says Metalcrusher “it’s too quiet, somethings not right” The Filth Wizard says while glancing behind them.

The team must have walked 5-6 k’s into the forest by now, still no signs of the ancient weapon the intel suggested was abandoned here centuries ago. Through the corner of his eye, Metalcrusher spots a faint light reflection from the torch of his P-90, “GET DOWN!” yells MWPP, suddenly the team are surrounded by Jaffa, Staff blasts and Zat shots coming at them from everywhere. Noobz0r fires back, he takes out the Jaffa behind them, clearing the path back to the Stargate. He yells out his command “fall back to the gate!” they run, still shots being fired in every direction.

They can hear the sound of the enemy gliders approaching them quickly. Suddenly an explosion, The Filth Wizard is wounded, with large burns to his right leg he struggles to continue, Noobz0r & MWPP carry him back while Metalcrusher runs ahead to the DHD and opens a wormhole back to stargate command.

The team make it out alive, just. It is clear the intel they received was dirty, a trap to lure them into an ambush, but where did it come from? Had a Goa’uld infiltrated the Tok’ra? Suddenly SG1’s next mission was clear, discover the mole within the Tok’ra’s ranks…



PREDICITION
Royals by 3,001,000 light years


CAPTAINS PLEASE HAVE TEAM SHEETS IN BY 11:59 PM AEDT Thursday – THANK YOU

Shit op.
Not even one tag for me

 

[Muddiemoose]

Hi Royals, I look forward to a good week with you guys. I hope your ruckman is in form cause ours is flying.

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Might print that out and pin it to the roof so I can stare at it while making love

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hi Royals, I look forward to a good week with you guys. I hope your ruckman is in form cause ours is flying.

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He goes alright, our old boy.

 

[CakeEater]

Hi Bears,

Good to see you.

What do you call a dude with no Shins?
tony

 

[CakeEater]

sh*t op.
Not even one tag for me

I know the feeling.

However, ive never seen Star Wars so its probably for the best.

Ill give Cadsky a pass this time

 

[GreyCrow]

Hi Royals, I look forward to a good week with you guys. I hope your ruckman is in form cause ours is flying.

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Tell him CakeEater

 

[CakeEater]

Hi Royals, I look forward to a good week with you guys. I hope your ruckman is in form cause ours is flying.

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Hi tony, GreyCrow has asked me to tell you that the whole team chipped in to get him a back massage due to his herculean effort carrying us yesterday.

Muddiemoose is like a moose trapped in the headlights this week.

 

[Millky95]

 

[tony]

Hi tony, GreyCrow has asked me to tell you that the whole team chipped in to get him a back massage due to his herculean effort carrying us yesterday.

Muddiemoose is like a moose trapped in the headlights this week.

GreyCrow has been good but Supermoose has been better.

Greycrow​		Muddiemoose​
92 (5th)​	Hitouts​	93 (4th)​
95 (4th)​	Kicks​	111 (1st)​
7 (190th)​	Marks​	3 (229th)​
73 (26th)​	Handballs​	84 (9th)​
20 (32nd)​	Tackles​	25 (27th)​
5 (93rd)​	Frees For​	11 (34th)​
3 (199th)​	Frees Against​	5 (128th)​
7.1 (75th)​	Goals / Behinds​	11.7 (26th)​
168 (12th)​	Disposals​	195 (1st)​
663 (4th)​	DT​	772 (1st)​
719 (16th)​	Exie​	841 (1st)​

 

[GreyCrow]

Nice numbers

And the Moose's look ok

 

[MrPremiership]

Well, we're out of the 8 and we have a 100% loss record at home - if we snap it then we'll be in the 8 and you may not be.

It's a game of many twists and turns.

Marlowe, GreyCrow, Smartys Power, Paddles_, Kapow!!!, BRAB, ShaunDuggan, Cesoir, Easty, nahnah, Ulahoopski, Noobz0r, spookism, MrPremiership, grumbleguts, Blacky, brahj, NTRabbit, CakeEater, The acurate one, Dennis Confetti, Danger in Texas, Gadzorks

love it when you talk dirty

 

[grumbleguts]

I didn't understand a ****** thing that was going on in that OP Cads .... did you get to your mums crack drawer again? The graphics were good though.

WTF is this though?

Royals by 3,001,000 light years???

Does that mean that relative to our time line, that even if they win, it was billions of years ago and they are now all really dead? We were playing dead people?

what? first it is 3 million not billions. Secondly there is only one time line. What you mean is relative to our time...

 

[CakeEater]

GreyCrow has been good but Supermoose has been better.

Greycrow​		Muddiemoose​
92 (5th)​	Hitouts​	93 (4th)​
95 (4th)​	Kicks​	111 (1st)​
7 (190th)​	Marks​	3 (229th)​
73 (26th)​	Handballs​	84 (9th)​
20 (32nd)​	Tackles​	25 (27th)​
5 (93rd)​	Frees For​	11 (34th)​
3 (199th)​	Frees Against​	5 (128th)​
7.1 (75th)​	Goals / Behinds​	11.7 (26th)​
168 (12th)​	Disposals​	195 (1st)​
663 (4th)​	DT​	772 (1st)​
719 (16th)​	Exie​	841 (1st)​

Not a bad season for the moose, Ill grant him that.

But GC's consistency is something to crow about

 

[grumbleguts]

Hi Bears,

Good to see you.

What do you call a dude with no Shins?
tony

Not Neil?

 

[CakeEater]

what? first it is 3 million not billions. Secondly there is only one time line. What you mean is relative to our time...

I always enjoy your intellectual discourses making other teams heads explode GG.

 

[CakeEater]

Not Neil?

How does one kneel if they dont have any shins?

 

[grumbleguts]

I always enjoy your intellectual discourses making other teams heads explode GG.

Not trying to honestly, just seemed weird that this strange person thinks everyone is in a different time line. You know the one where Hitler won and prevented Godwin's law from every being a thing.

 

[grumbleguts]

How does one kneel if they dont have any shins?

Well they'd be standing on their knees, the very definition of the act.