Official Match Thread Season 33 - Round 11: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[pantskyle]

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That is a weird looking penis.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Wow sounds full on! I've even turned down their offers of panadol, there's been no pain at all. Good luck mate.

Im prolly on my way home in 20 mins. Maybe I'll even go into town instead. Do something normal people with noses do.

You are way tougher than me. I require strong painkillers before a haircut.

 

[Mobbs]

Wosh I wrote you a tissues song. I'll compile it when I get home, if the pharmacist ever arrives so's I can get discharged.

 

[Mobbs]

You are way tougher than me. I require strong painkillers before a haircut.

Haha and after?

 

[Mobbs]

That is a weird looking penis.

They all look like this. Its only the pantskyle penis which is wrong.

 

[A Swallow]

Sure it is Dingster. Sure it is

Settle down TJASTA

 

[tigs2010]

Settle down TJASTA

This is a top notch insult. Actually hurts

 

[tigs2010]

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You should ask them to fix your hand while you’re there. 2 for 1

 

[3KZ is Football]

Haha and after?

A nap.

 

[pantskyle]

They all look like this. Its only the pantskyle penis which is wrong.

My life is a lie.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I can still upload tho. I just can't watch many.

Here's an example. Taps ruined my mood! (beware there's a little cursing)

Don't push the tap towards yellow, that when the piss comes out.

 

[Mobbs]

Don't push the tap towards yellow, that when the piss comes out.

That makes so much more sense than I am willing to fully define right now!

 

[Mobbs]

The pharmacist is taking ages so I ordered more food to teach them a lesson!

 

[Tonga Bob]

The pharmacist is taking ages so I ordered more food to teach them a lesson!

You're essentially racing the pharmacist and the caterer off against each other.

 

[Mobbs]

Caterer won

 

[Tonga Bob]

Caterer won

Food > Drugs

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ah crap, Gilbert Gottfried died

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Some tree hugging Lady in Minnesota just tried to protest by pasting herself of the court of the Timberwolves vs LA Clipper using this particular brand of glue lol

 

[Wosh]

Hope you’re all well on this fine day, I’m shopping and shit…mostly shit…so I’ll bring you all something nice.

 

[Wosh]

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zackah ! Look! Legs to judge!

Oh I cant wait to lay into those

 

[Mobbs]

Hope you’re all well on this fine day, I’m shopping and shit…mostly shit…so I’ll bring you all something nice.

Hi wosh whatcha doin.

 

[Wosh]

Hi wosh whatcha doin.

Having a sammich ( pantskyle made it for me) and a cuppa while my eggs boil away in blue dye.
You? Are you home? Are you fit for Sundays game?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Some tree hugging Lady in Minnesota just tried to protest by pasting herself of the court of the Timberwolves vs LA Clipper using this particular brand of glue lol

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[Mobbs]

Having a sammich ( pantskyle made it for me) and a cuppa while my eggs boil away in blue dye.
You? Are you home? Are you fit for Sundays game?

I am home
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[Dinsdale]

Yeah! What he said! I’m going in for FESS surgery on both of my ethmoid sinuses on Saturday, so I will not only be able to breath properly, but I will be off my chops on Endone and will feel no pain. Expect crazy man heroics from 3KZ. I will also be bringing these:View attachment 1371121

I'll bring this: