Official Match Thread Season 33 Round 12 Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair (MOTR)

[Wosh]

Condolences friend.

Very few make it out of the Wonders unscathed. Bonz was an exception, but well, he doesn't know the word monogamy so they were never a chance to pin him down and corrupt.

Bonz doesn’t know any words besides derp and cat and blblblblblblblblblblblblblblllll

 

[Wosh]

Any thread that is not #grandfinalrematch
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Last week is over, move on no one cares anymore.
But thanks for the inspirational move for the game on Sunday. TedDougChris chuck me in FB please!

 

[Mobbs]

I would personally like to see a Mobbs 1000 post match.

I have a 720-odd post thread in another forum from about a month ago.

If that's any help.

 

[Wosh]

I have a 720-odd post thread in another forum from about a month ago.

If that's any help.

Want me to move all the posts from the cooking forum here?

 

[Mobbs]

I just applied for a job. I didn't tell them I have no teeth. Is that wrong?

 

[T2B_]

I just applied for a job. I didn't tell them I have no teeth. Is that wrong?

Only if you applied to be a model for a dentists ad.

 

[Mobbs]

Want me to move all the posts from the cooking forum here?

No please, because the search result of my name by that thread is a permalink I've been sharing around the world for easy access like a bloody encyclopaedia.

 

[Mobbs]

Only if you applied to be a model for a dentists ad.

Haha nah nothing like that.

CSR ad.

 

[Wosh]

No please, because the search result of my name by that thread is a permalink I've been sharing around the world for easy access like a bloody encyclopaedia.

You were too quick for my sneaky edit

 

[Mobbs]

Recovery cam:

After surgery a week and a bit ago, my ability to breathe has been faaaantastic. Never feel its a struggle anymore. Nose is entirely clear. Sense of smell is back, however the sensories are having trouble running multiple scents side by side, so whatever is the strongest smell eg a strong smelling food or an air freshener ... or victory when the Roys play, that's the only smell apparent, even if there are other lesser smells ... like the fear exuded by our opponents.

My taste buds are also starting to kick in a little, though nowhere near as strongly as my sense of smell. I can taste some things again, but it's fairly distant and low-level.

Massive boulders of gunk came out my nose yesterday. One from each nostril. Bigger than windyhill 's left butt cheek (but not the right).

Last night I fell asleep about midnight, and this morning I woke up at about 7:30am. This is crazy familiar. Sounds almost like ... like a normal schedule. This was basically impossible before, as well as there being pretty much no point anyway, because what was I wanting to greet the day for?

My buggered foot also quickly recovered so I guess it was just a bruise, not a sprain, and I was just being a massive crybaby. But hell it was full-on at the time!

I am about to make my first foray into the public dental system via a phone call. I will ask if they can just etch-a-sketch reset my entire dial and let me start anew.

 

[Mobbs]

You were too quick for my sneaky edit

Ok I updated.

 

[Mobbs]

There's a shop in the next town that does the best Parma burger, well worth the 20 minute drive

Up north of Sweet there's a shop on the furthest tip of the Expansion National Park which does the best parma, with devon sanger and you can even get dimmies there with tomato sauce.
But it's in the red light mode district so I never visit.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Recovery cam:

After surgery a week and a bit ago, my ability to breathe has been faaaantastic. Never feel its a struggle anymore. Nose is entirely clear. Sense of smell is back, however the sensories are having trouble running multiple scents side by side, so whatever is the strongest smell eg a strong smelling food or an air freshener ... or victory when the Roys play, that's the only smell apparent, even if there are other lesser smells ... like the fear exuded by our opponents.

My taste buds are also starting to kick in a little, though nowhere near as strongly as my sense of smell. I can taste some things again, but it's fairly distant and low-level.

Massive boulders of gunk came out my nose yesterday. One from each nostril. Bigger than windyhill 's left butt cheek (but not the right).

Last night I fell asleep about midnight, and this morning I woke up at about 7:30am. This is crazy familiar. Sounds almost like ... like a normal schedule. This was basically impossible before, as well as there being pretty much no point anyway, because what was I wanting to greet the day for?

My buggered foot also quickly recovered so I guess it was just a bruise, not a sprain, and I was just being a massive crybaby. But hell it was full-on at the time!

I am about to make my first foray into the public dental system via a phone call. I will ask if they can just etch-a-sketch reset my entire dial and let me start anew.

Snarky qooty comments aside, I'm glad that the procedure went well and that you're feeling so much better, Mobbs. Good health is the best wealth.

 

[Mobbs]

serial_thrilla we'll try to gather some footage of the MC lands for the week regardless, maybe some wide ranging air tour of the broader region or something like that. I bit of a novel experience.

I've been busy building a massive land mass way out west which is essentially pointless because when the server comes back it will all need to be repeated in the multiplayer But it kept me busy. Maybe now the job hunt will take over.

Maprako still doesn't have a footy ground. Nor does Granica.

Hmm maybe a countryside footy ground expose.

 

[Mobbs]

As you can all plainly see, I'm just talking to myself.

Don't give a rats, tbh.

 

[Mobbs]

Snarky qooty comments aside, I'm glad that the procedure went well and that you're feeling so much better, Mobbs. Good health is the best wealth.

Thanks man. I only added the qooty references because they just looked like they would work, not because I meant them.

I'll say them again later when I mean them. It's good some days and take a run-up.

 

[serial_thrilla]

As you can all plainly see, I'm just talking to myself.

Don't give a rats, tbh.

It's like you're just a more experienced Pickitt!

 

[Mobbs]

It's like you're just a more experienced Pickitt!

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[Mobbs]

Chief you're the worst Qooty player to ever pull on the virtual boots. You'll never be the Qooty player you aspired to be. Even if you aspired to be a bad Qooty player, you won't be that either. I hope you stand in a puddle and mud goes up your leg. Then drips hang off the hairs on your shins and you get itchy and ticklish. Then one of those weird things that looks like a tadpole but isn't really a tadpole gets your attention in the puddle but when you go to pick it up it looks more like an anomalocaris and you get freaked out and so you slip over and your butt falls in the puddle but you still have lots of the quarter to go so you get all cold and squidgy like. And now your hands are all muddy cause you used them to break your fall. And then the ball comes your way via a mongrel punt and you try to mark it overheard but because your hands are grimy the ball first jars both thumbs and then slips through and conks you just above the eyes and while it doesn't necessarily hurt or do any damage all your teammates think it's funny and laugh a little. And this makes you frustrated so you storm off the field and pull the plug on the forum out of a huge tanty and we have to finish the game in the dark, but then everyone has a fun mud-ball fight and it's all very delightful and you're the only one sitting on the sidelines with your arms firmly folded harrumphing away like a big stick-in-the-mud which is ironic because you're the only one now not in the mud. And your head will bow from the shame and the sorrow and when you look up again everyone will be gone from the ground showering and possibly having towel-flicking fights and stuff and you will walk home alone, muddy, and with a radioactive anomalocaris slipping under your collar where his bite gradually morphs you into a tragic superhero except the only backstory you will have is that a sim role-playing aussie rules footy game made you sad.

 

[Wosh]

Chief you're the worst Qooty player to ever pull on the virtual boots. You'll never be the Qooty player you aspired to be. Even if you aspired to be a bad Qooty player, you won't be that either. I hope you stand in a puddle and mud goes up your leg. Then drips hang off the hairs on your shins and you get itchy and ticklish. Then one of those weird things that looks like a tadpole but isn't really a tadpole gets your attention in the puddle but when you go to pick it up it looks more like an anomalocaris and you get freaked out and so you slip over and your butt falls in the puddle but you still have lots of the quarter to go so you get all cold and squidgy like. And now your hands are all muddy cause you used them to break your fall. And then the ball comes your way via a mongrel punt and you try to mark it overheard but because your hands are grimy the ball first jars both thumbs and then slips through and conks you just above the eyes and while it doesn't necessarily hurt or do any damage all your teammates think it's funny and laugh a little. And this makes you frustrated so you storm off the field and pull the plug on the forum out of a huge tanty and we have to finish the game in the dark, but then everyone has a fun mud-ball fight and it's all very delightful and you're the only one sitting on the sidelines with your arms firmly folded harrumphing away like a big stick-in-the-mud which is ironic because you're the only one now not in the mud. And your head will bow from the shame and the sorrow and when you look up again everyone will be gone from the ground showering and possibly having towel-flicking fights and stuff and you will walk home alone, muddy, and with a radioactive anomalocaris slipping under your collar where his bite gradually morphs you into a tragic superhero except the only backstory you will have is that a sim role-playing aussie rules footy game made you sad.

Did he say good morning to you or something?

 

[Chief]

What's a Qooty?

 

[Chief]

I can't wait to mint my Bean NFT.

Should be good for at least one house bayside Melbourne right?

Right beside the monorail!

 

[hotchilli]

Chief you're the worst Qooty player to ever pull on the virtual boots. You'll never be the Qooty player you aspired to be. Even if you aspired to be a bad Qooty player, you won't be that either. I hope you stand in a puddle and mud goes up your leg. Then drips hang off the hairs on your shins and you get itchy and ticklish. Then one of those weird things that looks like a tadpole but isn't really a tadpole gets your attention in the puddle but when you go to pick it up it looks more like an anomalocaris and you get freaked out and so you slip over and your butt falls in the puddle but you still have lots of the quarter to go so you get all cold and squidgy like. And now your hands are all muddy cause you used them to break your fall. And then the ball comes your way via a mongrel punt and you try to mark it overheard but because your hands are grimy the ball first jars both thumbs and then slips through and conks you just above the eyes and while it doesn't necessarily hurt or do any damage all your teammates think it's funny and laugh a little. And this makes you frustrated so you storm off the field and pull the plug on the forum out of a huge tanty and we have to finish the game in the dark, but then everyone has a fun mud-ball fight and it's all very delightful and you're the only one sitting on the sidelines with your arms firmly folded harrumphing away like a big stick-in-the-mud which is ironic because you're the only one now not in the mud. And your head will bow from the shame and the sorrow and when you look up again everyone will be gone from the ground showering and possibly having towel-flicking fights and stuff and you will walk home alone, muddy, and with a radioactive anomalocaris slipping under your collar where his bite gradually morphs you into a tragic superhero except the only backstory you will have is that a sim role-playing aussie rules footy game made you sad.

I'm curious Mobbs, can you do your list of top 10 worst Qooty players.

 

[Bonz]

Bonz doesn’t know any words besides derp and cat and blblblblblblblblblblblblblblllll

I know Katsu Curry as well thanks

 

[Bonz]

Last week is over, move on no one cares anymore.
But thanks for the inspirational move for the game on Sunday. TedDougChris chuck me in FB please!

I look forward to this slaughter