Official Match Thread Season 35, First Qualifying Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cordlandt Park [MOTR]

[Tonga Bob]

Preferential treatment from the admin.

Well if we don't win now we know why.

Wish we had an admin that was sympathetic to the Coney Island cause beyond being able to use a rubber stamp.

 

[pantskyle]

Wish we had an admin that was sympathetic to the Coney Island cause beyond being able to use a rubber stamp.

Want me to be the admin?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Want me to be the admin?

 

[pantskyle]

Happy to rule.

 

[Mofra]

Out of interest, which Royals are the Royals channeling?

Prince Andrew, the Romanovs, the Spanish Charles II?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Out of interest, which Royals are the Royals channeling?

Prince Andrew, the Romanovs, the Spanish Charles II?

 

[Falconista]

Hey Falconista can you please redo your ladder based on win/loss percentage? Ta.

 

[Membling]

And hello yet again Royals. If this match is anything like our top of the table clash just a few rounds ago, we're in for an absolute ripper!

And Membling, don't think I've forgotten your career-best performance against me either - I'm coming for you! (First final for us both, yay!)

I am ready to have some mashed potatoes...

Equally, a nice scotch would do

 

[Membling]

Kill him bud.

Woah.

It is meant to be "controlled aggression" not a full on coup.

 

[Membling]

I swear there is a very inappropriate joke somewhere in there

 

[spudmaster]

Woah.

It is meant to be "controlled aggression" not a full on coup.

Believe it or not, that's Pants being controlled. You'd be horrified when they're overdue for routine maintenance!

I swear there is a very inappropriate joke somewhere in there

That was Bob this morning after pulling an all-nighter celebrating the minor premiership. Doesn't pull up as well as he used to.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Believe it or not, that's Pants being controlled. You'd be horrified when they're overdue for routine maintenance!

That was Bob this morning after pulling an all-nighter celebrating the minor premiership. Doesn't pull up as well as he used to.

The secret is to not sober up.

 

[pantskyle]

Blame the lithium in my veins.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I swear there is a very inappropriate joke somewhere in there

Something about your wrinkly old fella?

 

[Raveneyes]

If that thing is in the forward pocket, it's gonna kick a bag.
Why?
Because I aint touching it.

 

[Tonga Bob]

If that thing is in the forward pocket, it's gonna kick a bag.
Why?
Because I aint touching it.

I'm sure you and TubbsFarquhar will do a wonderful job.

 

[Dinsdale]

Pardon me Roy, is this the cat that ate your new shoes?

 

[Cadsky]

nahnah wheres the tag, cap? I completely missed this thread. SMH

 

[Cadsky]

Go Royals.

You're more than welcome here. Even The Filth Wizard is barracking for us this week.

 

[nahnah]

nahnah wheres the tag, cap? I completely missed this thread. SMH

OP didn’t tag me, OP’s fault

 

[Cadsky]

Preferential treatment from the admin.

The best part is Kennedy Parker has rostered me on to sim this match

 

[Tonga Bob]

Pardon me Roy, is this the cat that ate your new shoes?
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Ah yes, I see you know your Rodney Rude well.

 

[Cadsky]

Wish we had an admin that was sympathetic to the Coney Island cause beyond being able to use a rubber stamp.

Look, I'll jump on the wazzas bank wagon next season, but I have a maiden premiership to win first.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

You're more than welcome here. Even The Filth Wizard is barracking for us this week.

The best part is Kennedy Parker has rostered me on to sim this match

Sorry who are you?

Are you a rookie who was recruited after Season 30 because I don't recall you from that premiership team reunion.

 

[Cadsky]

I am ready to have some mashed potatoes...

Equally, a nice scotch would do

I'm partial to a good vodka myself