Official Match Thread Season 35, First Qualifying Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cordlandt Park [MOTR]

[nahnah]

Huge game Cadsky

 

[The Donald]

Bad luck warriors, enjoy your week with BLUEALLTHRU

 

[nahnah]

Ahhh, The Donald. 30th most relevant poster in the league. What a privilege this interaction is.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Grats Royals, cheers for a laidback week. Thanks philreich, back to the drawing board Wazzas.

 

[The Donald]

Ahhh, The Donald. 30th most relevant poster in the league. What a privilege this interaction is.

I know words.

I have the best words.

 

[Cadsky]

FUUUCCCKKKKK YEEESSSSS ROYYYAAALLLSSSS!!!!!

What a funking game! Edge of your seat stuff!

Thank you Wazzas for a great week and a heartstopper! You guys were awesome. I hope you flog those bunch of losers next week.

Thanks for posting philreich

 

[Cadsky]

Huge game Cadsky

Just kick it to me boys. I'll get us there!!!

 

[grumbleguts]

I'll be telling people about that long bomb with seconds left for years.

There I was 70m out, I'd lost all the fingers on my right hand in a freak marking contest earlier in the match, I waved the trainer away after asking if I'd still be ab le to mark the ball with the hand with no fingers. To which he replied "I wouldn't count on it."

So as I was saying I was 85 out saw the goal square was unattended, took the shot from 90, it sailed over the umpires head, from 105m with 7 opposition players on me, mostly asking for autographs.

 

[CakeEater]

Great win Royals. grumbleguts huge goal at the end there

Great week Warriors.

Thanks philreich for posting and as usual i still blame Wosh for this result.

 

[Cadsky]

I'll be telling people about that long bomb with seconds left for years.

There I was 70m out, I'd lost all the fingers on my right hand in a freak marking contest earlier in the match, I waved the trainer away after asking if I'd still be ab le to mark the ball with the hand with no fingers. To which he replied "I wouldn't count on it."

So as I was saying I was 85 out saw the goal square was unattended, took the shot from 90, it sailed over the umpires head, from 105m with 7 opposition players on me, mostly asking for autographs.

You're my hero!

 

[CakeEater]

I'll be telling people about that long bomb with seconds left for years.

There I was 70m out, I'd lost all the fingers on my right hand in a freak marking contest earlier in the match, I waved the trainer away after asking if I'd still be ab le to mark the ball with the hand with no fingers. To which he replied "I wouldn't count on it."

So as I was saying I was 85 out saw the goal square was unattended, took the shot from 90, it sailed over the umpires head, from 105m with 7 opposition players on me, mostly asking for autographs.

Sheesh why not go the whole hog and say you kicked it 170m from full back.

Its what I would do!

 

[Dinsdale]

 

[CursingFijian]

Cheers philreich!

Exciting game Royals. Congratulations on avoiding the Bombers, but we will see you in the big one.

 

[grumbleguts]

Thanks for posting Fill Rike.

 

[Tonga Bob]

4 : 22.43 {lHBF} - He tries to find SBYM with a chip pass.
4 : 22.47 {lHBF} - Top mark - not paid.

THIS WAS A F*CKEN MARK QUMPIRE! HOW MUCH WERE YOU PAID TO NOT PAY IT?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sorry I’m late everyone, I had to get a new phone. My last one experienced a rapid deceleration event courtesy of A. Wall. It was the weirdest thing.

Congrat Royals, the zeros & ones were in your favour.

Onto next week Wazzas, we’ve reached Last Chance Saloon.

philreich.

 

[toxic]

I call bullsh1t

 

[Dinsdale]

The sim has gone back to both hating us and ****ing us without even taking us out to dinner first.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Donuts? ****ing DONUTS?!

The sim can go suck a sack full of dead dingo dicks.

If something doesn't change next week I'm ****ing pulling the pin on this shit.

 

[Cadsky]

Donuts? ******* DONUTS?!

The sim can go suck a sack full of dead dingo dicks.

If something doesn't change next week I'm ******* pulling the pin on this s**t.

Maybe if you bribe Tonga Bob you'll get a better position?

 

[Smartys Power]

The Filth Wizard did we win?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Maybe if you bribe Tonga Bob you'll get a better position?

The sim cares not for my positional decisions.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The Filth Wizard did we win?

 

[krakouers]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

CIW SENIORS Vs GCR SENIORS
CIW               3    1        6    2        8    4        12   7    79      
GCR               4    1        7    2        11   4        13   5    83      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCR         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
CursingFij  0  2  0  2  1  0  0  0  0   14  Membling     0  3  5  14 1  0  0  0  0   56
TubbsFarqu  0  3  3  2  0  0  0  0  0   22  Bianconeri   0  6  3  5  1  0  0  0  0   41
FootyGuy13  0  6  4  6  0  0  1  0  1   40  MrPremiers   0  4  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   23
Snuffaluph  0  7  1  0  1  1  0  0  0   29  Lomas        0  5  6  10 0  1  0  0  0   54
Purple7x08  0  4  6  8  1  2  2  0  0   46  Golumless    0  7  8  6  0  1  1  0  0   55
SBYM        0  8  4  3  1  0  1  0  0   43  Camros2      0  7  2  8  1  0  2  0  0   41
TheInjuryF  0  12 7  13 1  1  0  1  0   94  hotchilli    0  17 3  5  3  0  1  1  0   85
spudmaster  0  16 7  11 0  0  2  1  0   91  Kapow!!!     0  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   13
Agent93     0  4  4  12 2  0  0  0  0   56  Smartys Po   0  7  3  4  0  0  1  2  0   47
toxic       0  5  1  1  0  0  0  0  1   21  grumblegut   0  5  1  3  1  0  1  2  1   38
Freofalcon  0  9  6  7  4  1  2  1  0   76  SarahSmile   0  4  3  4  1  0  2  1  0   33
Mofra       0  5  3  9  3  0  3  0  2   47  Ulahoopski   0  8  6  3  0  0  1  1  0   51
Piggy Smal  0  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   26  gouki88      0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4
The Filth   0  5  0  0  1  0  0  4  1   44  nahnah       0  1  0  0  1  0  1  0  1    5
Reginald P  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  brahj        0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4
pantskyle   15 11 0  11 4  2  1  2  0   97  GreyCrow     11 8  0  12 1  4  0  1  0   73
Dinsdale    0  9  0  9  4  2  0  1  0   69  CakeEater    0  6  0  5  9  4  3  0  0   59
Tonga Bob   0  11 0  6  7  4  0  0  0   77  Cadsky       0  16 0  5  3  2  0  5  1  103
Raveneyes   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    6  krakouers    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Mesc        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Memphis      0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

            CIW   GCR
Hitouts   : 15   11
Kicks     : 123  108
Marks     : 46   42
Handballs : 100  90
Tackles   : 30   22
Frees For : 13   12
Frees Ag. : 12   13
Smothers  : 0    0
Ironouts  : 7    5
Inside50  : 20   14
Goals     : 12   13
Behinds   : 7    5

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.2 - Goal to grumbleguts (GCR) - GCR by 6 point(s).
2.46 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 12 point(s).
4.19 - Goal to Smartys Power (GCR) - GCR by 18 point(s).
6.58 - Behind to nahnah (GCR) - GCR by 19 point(s).
8.53 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 25 point(s).
11.56 - Behind to FootyGuy13 (CIW) - GCR by 24 point(s).
12.27 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 18 point(s).
13.45 - Goal to Freofalcon (CIW) - GCR by 12 point(s).
22.39 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 6 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.34 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - scores level.
2.09 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 1 point(s).
5.58 - Goal to hotchilli (GCR) - GCR by 5 point(s).
12 - Rushed behind to GCR - GCR by 6 point(s).
17.49 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 12 point(s).
20.48 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 18 point(s).
22.12 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - GCR by 12 point(s).
24.47 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - GCR by 6 point(s).

Third Quarter :
2.01 - Behind to grumbleguts (GCR) - GCR by 7 point(s).
4.37 - Goal to SarahSmiles (GCR) - GCR by 13 point(s).
5.02 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 19 point(s).
5.43 - Goal to Smartys Power (GCR) - GCR by 25 point(s).
7.16 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 19 point(s).
13 - Behind to brahj (GCR) - GCR by 20 point(s).
14.35 - Goal to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 26 point(s).
16.53 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 20 point(s).
19.58 - Behind to toxic (CIW) - GCR by 19 point(s).
21.37 - Rushed behind to CIW - GCR by 18 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.45 - Goal to spudmaster (CIW) - GCR by 12 point(s).
6.47 - Goal to Dinsdale (CIW) - GCR by 6 point(s).
8.01 - Behind to Mofra (CIW) - GCR by 5 point(s).
9.32 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 4 point(s).
13.21 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - CIW by 2 point(s).
17.38 - Behind to Cadsky (GCR) - CIW by 1 point(s).
21.08 - Goal to Ulahoopski (GCR) - GCR by 5 point(s).
22.08 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - CIW by 1 point(s).
23.08 - Goal to grumbleguts (GCR) - GCR by 5 point(s).
24.32 - Rushed behind to CIW - GCR by 4 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

CIW
Raveneyes            0 (On) 38.25 (Off) Total : 38%
TubbsFarquhar        0 (On) Total : 100%
Mofra                0 (On) Total : 100%
Snuffaluphagus       0 (On) Total : 100%
Freofalcon           0 (On) Total : 100%
SBYM                 0 (On) Total : 100%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
spudmaster           0 (On) Total : 100%
Agent93              0 (On) Total : 100%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) 39.45 (Off) 41.28 (On) Total : 98%
Purple7x08_24        0 (On) Total : 100%
CursingFijian        0 (On) 41.28 (Off) 46.47 (On) Total : 94%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
Mesc                 0 (Off) 38.25 (On) 46.47 (Off) Total : 8%
toxic                0 (Off) 39.45 (On) Total : 59%

GCR
Bianconeri           0 (On) 29.07 (Off) 37.46 (On) Total : 91%
MrPremiership        0 (On) 37.46 (Off) 52.38 (On) Total : 85%
Memphis              0 (On) 18.3 (Off) Total : 19%
Lomas                0 (On) Total : 100%
Golumless            0 (On) Total : 100%
Camros2              0 (On) Total : 100%
hotchilli            0 (On) Total : 100%
Membling             0 (On) Total : 100%
Smartys Power        0 (On) Total : 100%
grumbleguts          0 (On) Total : 100%
SarahSmiles          0 (On) Total : 100%
Ulahoopski           0 (On) Total : 100%
gouki88              0 (On) Total : 100%
nahnah               0 (On) Total : 100%
krakouers            0 (On) 11.31 (Off) 18.3 (On) 52.38 (Off) Total : 45%
GreyCrow             0 (On) Total : 100%
CakeEater            0 (On) Total : 100%
Cadsky               0 (On) Total : 100%
Kapow!!!             0 (Off) 29.07 (On) Total : 70%
brahj                0 (Off) 11.31 (On) Total : 87%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, it could be argued that hotchilli had the better game against Agent93 - although there was very little in it. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Bianconeri massacred The Filth Wizard. - 59m from 40 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, Cadsky won the bout with Tonga Bob. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, CakeEater came out tops over the brave Dinsdale. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• While very slim pickings for both players, FootyGuy13 was slightly more polished than Camros2. - 26m from 3 to 29.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Camros2 came out tops over the brave toxic. - 50m from 40 to 90.
• Neither having much reason to brag, CursingFijian and brahj were hard to separate - though CursingFijian was slightly more effective. - 11m from 52 to 63.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Lomas did well against CursingFijian. - 26m from 3 to 29.
• In what was a very slow day for both, FootyGuy13 had gouki88's measure. - 35m from 58 to 93.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that FootyGuy13 had the better game against Lomas - although there was very little in it. - 9m from 47 to 56.
• While not all all one-way, Freofalcon came out tops over the brave Golumless. - 85m from 13 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Freofalcon beat SarahSmiles today - but not by much. - 0m from 2 to 2.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Golumless was easily the winner in the clash with Purple7x08_24. - 0m from 3 to 3.
• While not all all one-way, pantskyle had the better of GreyCrow. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Kapow!!! gave Reginald Perrin a hiding. - 33m from 48 to 81.
• In what was a very slow day for both, spudmaster had Kapow!!!'s measure. - 12m from 86 to 98.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Lomas and Mofra were well-matched - there was no victor. - 40m from 59 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Membling exposed Reginald Perrin's frailties. - 15m from 84 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, spudmaster did well against Membling. - 82m from 0 to 82.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Mofra came out tops over the brave gouki88. - 47m from 7 to 54.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, not much between MrPremiership and Piggy Smalls - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 39m from 61 to 100.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, The Filth Wizard massacred MrPremiership. - 15m from 12 to 27.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Piggy Smalls came out tops over the brave krakouers. - 21m from 26 to 47.
• In a resume-material performance, Purple7x08_24 won the bout with SarahSmiles. - 91m from 6 to 97.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Raveneyes and brahj were hard to separate - though Raveneyes was slightly more effective. - 0m from 24 to 24.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Raveneyes had the better of krakouers. - 0m from 7 to 7.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that SBYM had the better game against grumbleguts - although there was very little in it. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, TheInjuryFactory came out tops over the brave Smartys Power. - 96m from 0 to 96.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Ulahoopski and Snuffaluphagus were evenly matched. - 92m from 4 to 96.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, TubbsFarquhar massacred nahnah. - 89m from 6 to 95.

My cunning plan worked

 

[Cadsky]

My cunning plan worked

Team first game, mate. This kind of commitment will ensure we walk away premiers in S35!