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- Jan 14, 2022
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Forward Pocket - MWPP (Bears) - Being selected in the All-SFA team forward pocket is MWPP. A quick google of the username shows that MWPP is related in some way to Harry Potter so I'm just going to quickly look into Harry Potter and hopefully that inspires something to write for this section.
Let's take a quick look at what Harry Potter is all about.
Well, that didn't ******* help. No useful information was derived from Harry Potter.
Fortunately, MWPP's avatar is Eagles forward Jack Darling! So let's take a look at Jack Darling's wikipedia page!
This guy must be elite to be chosen as MWPP's avatar..
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Wow he has kicked 510 goal! That's almost half of what okeydoke7 has kicked that's really solid. MWPP is also a forward so they are similar there.
He's also been selected in the All-Australian team once, MWPP has been selected in the All-SFA three times now so we can logically conclude that she is three times better than Jack Darling.
Anyone who is three times better than Jack Darling is obviously a lock for the All-SFA forward line, congratulations MWPP!
Full Forward - DenieD (Wonders) - The man who had completed the retirement to Fred Medal speedrun is who we have at the All-SFA full forward position. I think it's actually fitting that DenieD Ken is now a Fred because when you look closely... doesn't Ken kind of look like Fred from Scooby-Doo?
There's definitely a resemblance there. Anyway, we're not going to say too much about the SFA in this section because DenieD has previously stated in his retirement thread about how much we all suck, but he's back thanks to HOLLYWOOD, Ryan Gosling and the Barbie movie! So I think it's fitting that I just post the 'I'm Just Ken' song and move along, enjoy DenieD!
Forward Pocket - The Filth Wizard (Warriors) - See below for write-ups templates about The Filth Wizard being selected for the All-SFA - useful for Elton Johns Wig
Congratulations once again to The Filth Wizard, for being selected in the [insert season number] All-SFA team at [insert position] due to another stellar season playing in [FF/RR] for the [insert club]. This is truly a historic moment as we witness The Filth Wizard go into uncharted territory with a selection for the [number of selections + 1] time, showing that he is truly an all time great with longevity that is unmatched by any other at performing at the elite level. Congratulations The Filth Wizard on another All-SFA selection!
I love DenieD