Official Match Thread Season 36, First Qualifying Final: Gumbies FFC versus Sin City Swamprats at House of Gumby [MOTR]

[spookism]

Sin City Swamprats Official Team Sheet

S36 First Qualifying Final vs Gumballs @ House of Gumby

B: HirdsTheWord / Rodney Dangerfield / edgie
HB: GremioPower / okeydoke7 / KinderSmock
C: jackster83 / GotTheGoodes / The Jesus
HF: Power Raid / spookism / paraaaa
F: Ant Bear / philreich / Firestarter
FOLL: Kennedy Parker / ant555 / BloodySwan
INT: Ticky009 / sataris

Emergencies: RPCB / Jewelsbon

Changes:
GremioPower RU > HBF
Quadzilla HBF > OUT
Kennedy Parker FF > RU
philreich FP > FF
HirdsTheWord OUT > BP
Ant Bear BP > FP

Let's get 'em Rats!!!

 

[GremioPower]

Changes:
@GremioPower RU > HBF

Flashy flanker

Hinkley approves!

 

[Falconista]

People in the Sweet FA: "No one chokes in big matches as much as the Gumbies."
South African mens cricketers: "Hold our beers."

South Africa *ing up a semi is as reliable as death, taxes and Piers Morgan being a knobhead.

 

[beez]

I miss Kirkswan

(For those that understand this reference, please acknowledge my greatness)

 

[Chat Pile]

Imagine being as up and about as the swampies, only to lose on Sunday. Embarrassing.

 

[ant555]

Imagine being as up and about as the swampies, only to lose on Sunday. Embarrassing.

Would be rather boring if we where not up and about and conceding defeat .

 

[philreich]

People in the Sweet FA: "No one chokes in big matches as much as the Gumbies."
South African mens cricketers: "Hold our beers."

South Africa *ing up a semi is as reliable as death, taxes and Piers Morgan being a knobhead.

The Redbacks will win a Sheffield Shield before South Africa wins a World Cup.

 

[jackster83]

People in the Sweet FA: "No one chokes in big matches as much as the Gumbies."
South African mens cricketers: "Hold our beers."

South Africa *ing up a semi is as reliable as death, taxes and Piers Morgan being a knobhead.

Shades of Port under Ken Hinkley.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

So we meet again Gumbies… we on the piss before or after the match?

 

[philreich]

So we meet again Gumbies… we on the piss before or after the match?

What about during?

 

[jackster83]

What about during?

Spoken like a true Swamprat.

 

[philreich]

Spoken like a true Swamprat.

Are we wearing pants this week, or is that one of the tactics to distract the opposition?

 

[jackster83]

Are we wearing pants this week, or is that one of the tactics to distract the opposition?

I remember when Nunez rocked up wearing pants once.

Ant Bear threatened to drop him.

 

[GWS Goose]

I remember when Nunez rocked up wearing pants once.

Ant Bear threatened to drop him.

classic Nunez

that is so him

 

[ant555]

What about during?

The answer is D - all of the above

 

[Nunez]

classic Nunez

that is so him

It's true

 

[Falconista]

Shades of Port under Ken Hinkley.

Too far man.

 

[Falconista]

Are we wearing pants this week, or is that one of the tactics to distract the opposition?

I don't recommend this or we'd have to join in too. bone2468 is not just a username..

 

[ant555]

It's true

Well we had a good night at the Mobb when we finished one / two . No pants needed
How many donuts was it ?

 

[ant555]

I don't recommend this or we'd have to join in too. bone2468 is not just a username..

Is that in mm ?

 

[Falconista]

Is that in mm ?

That's almost 100 inches, so no. I know guys exaggerate, but that's ridiculous.

 

[ant555]

That's almost 100 inches, so no. I know guys exaggerate, but that's ridiculous.

I as expecting something great but now it seems it is a flop.

 

[Falconista]

I as expecting something great but now it seems it is a flop.

Tinder matches can be harsh, can't they?

 

[GWS Goose]

Tinder matches can be harsh, can't they?

As someone who has been happily married the for entirety of the existence of Tinder Im not sure how I feel about missing out on this pathway to picking up.
I'm not sure if I'm jealous of the ease of which young folk can meet some willing to engage in some physical player grateful that most of my awkward encounters and knockbacks that are inevitable if you are going to the moves on were at least less embarrassing due to the fact that they occured blind drunk in the early hours of the morning.
Im not sure how sober sex with a stranger would go.

Good luck to my single team mates on tinder, I hope your endeavours are fruitful. To my non single team mates on Tinder, ethically Im not prepared to wish you luck, but Im not going to to judge you either. Im a good guy like that.

 

[ant555]

Tinder matches can be harsh, can't they?

So true.