Official Match Thread Season 36, Round 14 (Heritage Round): Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[The Filth Wizard]

Yeah fair call. I had never seen so much action down the other end Not sure what more I could have done though - i was shouting and pointing all day while standing in the sunny patch on the ground.

I know right? I was reading furiously but nothing seemed to work.

 

[spudmaster]

As long as you’re not in the Mentone area no worries and if you are give the lanky kid in a Spider-Man costume a fair go.

That you or Filth Jnr?

 

[Dinsdale]

Speaking of Halloween. Anybody else getting a kick out of throwing eggs at kiddies approaching their house?

Oh you're just narky still from when the little kids dressed up as clowns last year and gave you a fright.

Piggy Smalls has hit the streets early at Coney Island.

if any kids showed up at my front door I'd ask them if they were lost as there nearest one is about 5km away

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That you or Filth Jnr?

I feel I’m under attack.

 

[Tonga Bob]

That you or Filth Jnr?

Yes.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Yeah righto Mr ornithologist

TiF Awards relevance

 

[Tonga Bob]

Just listened to this. Americans in the 1930's were gullible as heck aye?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Just listened to this. Americans in the 1930's were gullible as heck aye?

They didn’t have Tom Cruise like we do.

 

[GreyCrow]

I've got news for you.




























It wasn't a carrot

Reminds me of my prostate test when I got tapped on both shoulders

 

[Tonga Bob]

They didn’t have Tom Cruise like we do.

Or Jeff Wayne.

 

[Dinsdale]

Or Jeff Wayne.

Or Leo Wanka

 

[Brenton Davy]

Reminds me of my prostate test when I got tapped on both shoulders

Thank god they do those now with blood tests.

 

[Freofalcon]

We're all here for a bit of fun. Your personal attacks directed at one poster are killing all the vibes in this thread. If you've got such a problem with them, maybe try putting them on ignore.

I’m just trying to banter with grumbleguts. I thought he might appreciate someone using his style of banter.

Maybe his skin is a bit thicker than yours

 

[Brenton Davy]

I’m just trying to banter with grumbleguts. I thought he might appreciate someone using his style of banter.

Maybe his skin is a bit thicker than yours

grumbleguts is certainly thick skinned

 

[spudmaster]

grumbleguts is certainly thick skinned

And stretchy!

 

[Dinsdale]

And stretchy!
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That's bizarre

 

[Cadsky]

grumbleguts spends most of its time picking up on speeling errors

Given his profession I'm not surprised.

 

[Dinsdale]

Given his profession I'm not surprised.

What is it?

 

[Tonga Bob]

And stretchy!
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Not too sure about that Puppetry of the Penis reboot just quietly.

 

[Dinsdale]

Not too sure about that Puppetry of the Penis reboot just quietly.

The thought process behind "I wonder if I can stretch my neck skin up over my chin" is mind boggling

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I tried to crack a chemistry joke to lighten the mood today, but there was no reaction.

 

[spudmaster]

I tried to crack a chemistry joke to lighten the mood today, but there was no reaction.

Careful, rumour has it cracking three jokes is how you summon philreich on Halloween.

 

[Dinsdale]

I tried to crack a chemistry joke to lighten the mood today, but there was no reaction.

 

[Brenton Davy]

And stretchy!
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You’ve been peeking…

 

[spudmaster]

Got the signage up at the potato household. Lots of little tackers wandering around tonight it seems.